White powder at Church vault

[SoonerCoug]

http://www.deseretnews.com/article/705335132/White-powder-found-at-church-vault.html

White powder found at atom-bomb-proof church vault. I wonder what this is about. I'll bet you 10 bucks some elderly church employee just dropped a box of powdered donuts.

[TripletDaddy]

http://www.deseretnews.com/article/7...rch-vault.html

White powder found at atom-bomb-proof church vault. I wonder what this is about. I'll bet you 10 bucks some elderly church employee just dropped a box of powdered donuts.

I think it may be some of that talc that old people use in the temple bathrooms. It is usually next to the comb in the blue liquid.

[SoonerCoug]

Turns out it was just fiberglass particles.

[All-American]

It was THE END ZONE CHALK LINE! HAHAH-- uh, wait . . . .

[Fiyero]

Turns out it was just fiberglass particles.

They called in the bomb squad for that?

I've said it before and I'll say it again: 99% of so-called "Mormon persecution" over the past 100 years is a figment of everyone's imaginations.

White powder in the vault! Ahhh! The Muslims are trying to blow it all up! Ahhh!

[SoonerCoug]

They called in the bomb squad for that?

I've said it before and I'll say it again: 99% of so-called "Mormon persecution" over the past 100 years is a figment of everyone's imaginations.

White powder in the vault! Ahhh! The Muslims are trying to blow it all up! Ahhh!

I'm sure they thought the gays were behind it.

[Fiyero]

I'm sure they thought the gays were behind it.

And they are completely justified in thinking that way. Those damn gays are an ongoing threat to our happiness and safety. Whenever I pass a car with a rainbow bumper sticker, I say a quick prayer that he won't see my CTR sticker and decide to ram me from behind.

[DU Ute]

And they are completely justified in thinking that way. Those damn gays are an ongoing threat to our happiness and safety. Whenever I pass a car with a rainbow bumper sticker, I say a quick prayer that he won't see my CTR sticker and decide to ram me from behind.

[All-American]

They called in the bomb squad for that?

I've said it before and I'll say it again: 99% of so-called "Mormon persecution" over the past 100 years is a figment of everyone's imaginations.

White powder in the vault! Ahhh! The Muslims are trying to blow it all up! Ahhh!

I don't care where you work. When you see an unfamiliar white powder on the premises, the appropriate response is to get away from it and call security. As for the 99% figure, it might be true, but it would sure suck to be the very real 1%. It certainly doesn't diminish the church's responsibility to avoid risks. Not only does it have to figure in the current climate, wherein it has made some very unpopular decisions and gestures, it also has to consider genuinely crazy people like Cody Judy and Brian David Mitchell.

[Maximus]

They called in the bomb squad for that?

I've said it before and I'll say it again: 99% of so-called "Mormon persecution" over the past 100 years is a figment of everyone's imaginations.

White powder in the vault! Ahhh! The Muslims are trying to blow it all up! Ahhh!

I seem to forget any time the church has blamed gays or muslims or anyone for anything suspicious.

[DU Ute]

I seem to forget any time the church has blamed gays or muslims or anyone for anything suspicious.

Not the Church, but some members...