If you've had one (or many), I'd love to hear your positive and negative insights regarding your experiences getting your colon cleansed. I have my first colon hydrotherapy appointment next Monday after years of wanting to get it done, so I'm looking forward to it. I'd like to temper my expectations, though, if any of you have had bad experiences. Mostly I'm interested in the toxin cleanup and general cleansing properties.
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This thread is the shit!"I can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking my head up a bull's a$$, but I'd rather take a butcher's word for it". - Tommy Callahan III -
Sorry to threadcrap Tim, I have nothing real to add except I heard its a pain in the ass...
"I can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking my head up a bull's a$$, but I'd rather take a butcher's word for it". - Tommy Callahan IIIComment
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Just let us know if everything comes out alright."Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --SolonComment
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.............though he may be too pooped to talk about it.Originally posted by wuapinmon View PostWill donate kidney for B12 membership.Comment
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With my recently acquired expertise on things alimentary, it's strong understanding that colonics are not only unhelpful in most instances, they can do more harm than good (disrupting normal peristalsis). Except for rare cases involving things like Hirschsprung's disease (too bad for Elvis), the colon doesn't need any help in cleansing itself, and while the sense of well-being that comes from getting flushed out is undeniable, such glory is fleeting (ha!). I'll defer to those who have actually been trained in the area, but the idea that toxins are building up in most colons is, I'm told, a fiction.
P.S. My last experience with such things was when I was probably around six. My mother thought enemas were the proper treatment for constipation and she seemed to administer them a bit too zealously.Comment
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Save yourself the hassle and flush your $$$ down the toilet.Originally posted by Tim View Post"Sure, I fought. I had to fight all my life just to survive. They were all against me. Tried every dirty trick to cut me down, but I beat the bastards and left them in the ditch."
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PAC is right. On another note, this is one of my favorite message board posts ever. Beddy, beddy bad:Originally posted by PaloAltoCougar View Post
http://www.cougarboard.com/board/message.html?id=644727"Sure, I fought. I had to fight all my life just to survive. They were all against me. Tried every dirty trick to cut me down, but I beat the bastards and left them in the ditch."
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See, Tim, this is what happens when you up an move to the big city.Dio perdona tante cose per un’opera di misericordia
God forgives many things for an act of mercyAlessandro Manzoni
Knock it off. This board has enough problems without a dose of middle-age lechery.
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Do they clean out all the good digestive microbes? If so, Tim, you end up eating someone else's poop to get them back.Originally posted by PaloAltoCougar View Post
Something to think about.Give 'em Hell, Cougars!!!
For all this His anger is not turned away, but His hand is stretched out still.
Not long ago an obituary appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune that said the recently departed had "died doing what he enjoyed most—watching BYU lose."
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Some years ago I saw a tv program on the pop superstar Usher and he was getting colonics. Hope that helps!Comment
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