between meals snacks?

[FN Phat]

I'm with you DDD, peanut butter is the shiz. I should caution you though, I have witnessed a marriage end due to PB.

[Babs]

It's all about numbers. I don't care how much you exercise if your calorie intake is more than the calories burned.

<frowns> Nikuman, you're smarter (and better informed) than this. The fact that certain calorie intake impacts the rate at which those calories are burned has to be considered.

Personally, I live off of peanut butter and full-fat yogurt.

[TripletDaddy]

I'm with you DDD, peanut butter is the shiz. I should caution you though, I have witnessed a marriage end due to PB.

Did one of the spouses have a peanut allergy? Sad.

[Surfah]

Did one of the spouses have a peanut allergy? Sad.

There was a reaction alright. LOL. I'll let FN tell the story....

[FN Phat]

Let's just say the wife found the husband on the computer, looking at inappropriate material. Oh and he had applied PB as a lure for her standard poodle.

[Clark Addison]

Let's just say the wife found the husband on the computer, looking at inappropriate material. Oh and he had applied PB as a lure for her standard poodle.

I assume once you are caught at that you really have to move out of state, and maybe change your name.

[TripletDaddy]

Let's just say the wife found the husband on the computer, looking at inappropriate material. Oh and he had applied PB as a lure for her standard poodle.

In this instance, I would agree with nik that peanut butter might be best avoided.

[RobinFinderson]

I eat about eight oranges every day. I eat so many oranges it is pretty weird. I love them. The Daily Plate tells me there are about 64 calories in a navel orange... 64x8= 512 calories from navel oranges... every day. Oranges are cheap and healthy. Their hidden cost for the big orange consumer (like me) is TP.

[Surfah]

I assume once you are caught at that you really have to move out of state, and maybe change your name.

He has since. But he stuck around for at least a year. He even showed up to play ball a few times. Couldn't help but look at him sideways. Both are remarried. He now lives in Utah. The wife is one of Gidget's best friends.

I never would have believed the story if I didn't know the couple personally. I still don't get it. His wife is reasonably attractive. Way better catch than he ever was. I guess the poodle had something that he needed and couldn't get any other way. Curiosity got the cat, er dog.

His nephews owned an auto repair shop and he dropped off his car to get worked on. They called him to pick it up when it was finished and they left a big jar of PB on the seat for him.

[FN Phat]

I assume once you are caught at that you really have to move out of state, and maybe change your name.

I am not sure if he changed his name, but he did move out of state. He now lives in SLC.

[FN Phat]

The wife is one of Gidget's best friends.

Are you for real? Does she know the story?

[Surfah]

My between meals snacks are:

FiberOne Bar - So good. 140 cals.
Carrots - 2x a week or so. Good, low cals. Just don't want orange hands.
Fresh fruit - One of my mid meals is always a piece of fruit. Cantaloupe, apple, grapes, banana, orange, pineapple, etc.
Progresso Light and Healthy Soup - 160 cals for the entire can of Italian Vegetable.
Edamame - Mmmmm, good.
Yogurt - I like the Danon Fit and Light. 80 cals.
Almonds - Raw makes my mouth itch. So I like 'em toasted. Portion them out though as the calories add up fast.

[Surfah]

Are you for real? Does she know the story?

Yeah they hang out all the time. I told Gidget the story long before they became close. She's explained some stuff to her, but not the details like we all know. It's one of those things that doesn't need any further explanation. It's kind of assumed everyone in the county knows. Still, it's the only confirmed case of bestiality I know of.

[RobinFinderson]

Yeah they hang out all the time. I told Gidget the story long before they became close. She's explained some stuff to her, but not the details like we all know. It's one of those things that doesn't need any further explanation. It's kind of assumed everyone in the county knows. Still, it's the only confirmed case of bestiality I know of.

Personally I don't find this fellow's experiments with peanut butter and poodles to be all that strange. Bestiality is strange, but this seems more like curiosity mixed with laziness rather than true man-dog-love. The fact that the chap was looking at the computer while a conveniently willing mammal was going to work down below suggests that this was not true bestiality.

[FN Phat]

It always makes for a good story. I have yet to tell the story in detail, without people busting a gut.