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    I've got this spot on my back where the top of my shorts has been rubbing the skin off when I run. It's about two inches above my butt crack. I don't even know it's happening when I run, but then when I get in the shower and salt gets into it it hurts like hell and, of course, I scream like a girl.

    It happened a few times in the past, but only on long runs when I was wearing a fuel belt. Now it happens all the time. My wife calls it my tramp stamp because it is in the same spot where girls (like my sister, bless her heart) used to get those back tattoos.

    I guess I could start tucking in my shirt in the back, but I don't want to be responsible for putting impure thoughts in the minds of the ladies checking out my butt when they drive by.

    A major running injury, I know. But has anyone dealt with this before?

  • #2
    Originally posted by Sea Chicken View Post
    I've got this spot on my back where the top of my shorts has been rubbing the skin off when I run. It's about two inches above my butt crack. I don't even know it's happening when I run, but then when I get in the shower and salt gets into it it hurts like hell and, of course, I scream like a girl.

    It happened a few times in the past, but only on long runs when I was wearing a fuel belt. Now it happens all the time. My wife calls it my tramp stamp because it is in the same spot where girls (like my sister, bless her heart) used to get those back tattoos.

    I guess I could start tucking in my shirt in the back, but I don't want to be responsible for putting impure thoughts in the minds of the ladies checking out my butt when they drive by.

    A major running injury, I know. But has anyone dealt with this before?
    I have never heard of that. Get some new shorts, or run in the nude. That would take care of it.

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    • #3
      Have you thought about not running for a week or two and just get your exercise by cornholing. I'm sure someone you are playing with could tell you if you are healing up back there.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by RC Vikings View Post
        Have you thought about not running for a week or two and just get your exercise by cornholing. I'm sure someone you are playing with could tell you if you are healing up back there.
        A tempting offer, but I'll pass. You're not really my type. Sorry.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Sea Chicken View Post
          A tempting offer, but I'll pass. You're not really my type. Sorry.
          He said "someone," not necessarily him. Would you buy me a bottle of two buck chuck?

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Fiyero View Post
            He said "someone," not necessarily him. Would you buy me a bottle of two buck chuck?
            Our Trader Joes is scheduled to open next week. I'll pick up a bottle for you.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Sea Chicken View Post
              A tempting offer, but I'll pass. You're not really my type. Sorry.
              Get your mind out of the gutter, Chicken!

              He was referring to the lawn game with feed corn bean bags.

              http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cornhole_(game)

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              • #8
                When I saw this thread title I hope Babs was the author. Was I the only one?
                Get confident, stupid
                -landpoke

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                • #9
                  It happens to me all the time. Mostly it's from the tag or the seam of your underwear rubbing you raw. But I laugh in the face of pain, so it's never bothered me.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by HuskyFreeNorthwest View Post
                    When I saw this thread title I hope Babs was the author. Was I the only one?
                    I have seen Babs tramp stamp, trust me when I tell you that this:
                    Does not make a great tattoo. Besides that Babs' looks like it is a dually.
                    *Banned*

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by HuskyFreeNorthwest View Post
                      When I saw this thread title I hope Babs was the author. Was I the only one?
                      I love how you get all these kind of posts Babs. As if you are single. I wonder if Surfah didn't post here if these kind of posts would ever be directed at me. Not that I would want them to be (and Surfah has already lovingly pointed out my tattoos to most every one on CUF), but I just think it is funny, that since Flash doesn't post here people sometimes forget that you are married with two children, and instead they just clamor to see your body.

                      HFN this post was in no way directed negatively towards you, your post was actually funny. This is just an observation of mine since there are multiple posts about Babs' body on CUF.

                      Babs I love you girl. You sure handle all this pressure like a champ. And I am glad it's you taking the weight on your shoulders. Your perfectly formed, toned, muscular shoulders . . . .
                      I am a philosophical Goldilocks, always looking for something neither too big nor too small, neither too hot nor too cold, something jussssst right. I'll send you a card from purgatory. - PAC

                      You know how President Hinckley said he doesn't worry about those who pray? The same can be said for men who are self-aware enough to know when there's a life to be lived outside of the world of video games. - Anonymous

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Gidget View Post
                        Your perfectly formed, toned, muscular shoulders . . . .
                        LOL. Gidget you are so funny! (But they are awfully nice shoulders, if I do say so myself.)

                        I can't complain, gidget. It's not like the guys appointed me resident gentile sexbomb against my will. What with all those demure little avatars and all. In part, I kinda walked into the role by default on account of there weren't any unattached (to other posters) females on CG of old. It also didn't hurt that I'm non-LDS, which lends some sort of anemic aura of exoticism. But inasmuch as I sort of inadvertently filled a void, I never exactly discouraged the role, either.

                        -

                        Anyhow, to get to the subject at hand (er, back?):

                        junk, sweetheart, I think you were dreaming again -- I regret to report that, much to Flash's disappointment, I'm inkless. Though as far as OU trampiness goes, I did wear an upsidedown longhorn in my belly button at the OU-Texas game, which I thought was just terribly witty of me. (Of course, it would have been all the wittier if anyone ever actually saw my tummy, but I cracked myself up all the same.)

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                        Last edited by Babs; 04-25-2009, 02:05 PM. Reason: holy homophonic interchange, batman!!!

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