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  • Smoking can make your nipples fall off!

    If this doesn't prove Joseph's prophetic calling, and ability to receive important revelation (now armed with this intel, perhaps his most important revelation), I'm not sure what will.

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    Originally posted by Art Vandelay View Post
    If this doesn't prove Joseph's prophetic calling, and ability to receive important revelation (now armed with this intel, perhaps his most important revelation), I'm not sure what will.
    I'd love to see your Google history.
    If we disagree on something, it's because you're wrong.

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    "Nothing is too good to be true, nothing is too good to last, nothing is too wonderful to happen." - Florence Scoville Shinn

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    • #3
      Originally posted by SoCalCoug View Post
      I'd love to see your Google history.
      Not as interesting, nor as salacious as you might think. I was reading about Alzheimers (a very prevalent condition in my family), when I noticed the crazy article title on the sidebar.

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      • #4
        Except for the weird looks I'd get at the pool (during the few times per year that I go with the kids), I'd go through Art's procedure to delete my nips.
        "Seriously, is there a bigger high on the whole face of the earth than eating a salad?"--SeattleUte
        "The only Ute to cause even half the nationwide hysteria of Jimmermania was Ted Bundy."--TripletDaddy
        This is a tough, NYC broad, a doctor who deals with bleeding organs, dying people and testicles on a regular basis without crying."--oxcoug
        "I'm not impressed (and I'm even into choreography . . .)"--Donuthole
        "I too was fortunate to leave with my same balls."--byu71

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Lost_Student View Post
          Except for the weird looks I'd get at the pool (during the few times per year that I go with the kids), I'd go through Art's procedure to delete my nips.
          You don't deserve them if you'd like to delete them. You've no idea what they're capable of.

          Originally posted by SeattleUte View Post
          There is sex out there so exquisite that if you had an inckling of what you are missing you would be crushed and debilitated under an intolerable weight of despair and regret.
          "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
          The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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