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So I click on a "Naked Workouts" link and get middle-aged lady butt crack?
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While I never visited an exclusively nude beach while in France, the people who chose to be naked on the beaches were never those who had any business being so. I suspect a nudie gym would be a similar experience."You know, I was looking at your shirt and your scarf and I was thinking that if you had leaned over, I could have seen everything." ~Trial Ad Judge
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Originally posted by Mrs. Funk View PostWhile I never visited an exclusively nude beach while in France, the people who chose to be naked on the beaches were never those who had any business being so. I suspect a nudie gym would be a similar experience.
On a p-day on my mish during the middle of May, I and my companion borrowed a couple of nifty mountain bikes from a member of our ward and set out on some trails around the Tisza river in the south of Hungary.
To this day I have no idea if it was against mission rules, but our mission prez was rad and didn't encourage fretting about such things so we just went with it. I remember the total sense of freedom and elation of hurtling along sun-dappled trails and glimpsing the river through the forest and launching off some easy jumps and then....
in a moment it crashed into a nightmare of sagging flab and swinging appendages. Our careless biking extravaganza landed us right in the middle of a riverside nudist hangout literally unable to turn or escape as my companion was right behind me and we were 20 feet in before we'd overcome the shock of what we were seeing.
There were probably 100 people walking around, on blankets, hanging and swinging and jiggling. I don't ever wanna feel like I did that day. Take me to the place I love. Take me far away.Last edited by oxcoug; 04-27-2011, 12:16 PM.Ute-ī sunt fīmī differtī
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We must have gone to different beachesOriginally posted by Mrs. Funk View PostWhile I never visited an exclusively nude beach while in France, the people who chose to be naked on the beaches were never those who had any business being so. I suspect a nudie gym would be a similar experience.
"Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf
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So it would seem, or else you have an inexplicable fondness for the effects of eighty years of gravity upon the human form.Originally posted by Moliere View PostWe must have gone to different beaches
"You know, I was looking at your shirt and your scarf and I was thinking that if you had leaned over, I could have seen everything." ~Trial Ad Judge
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Perhaps he grew up on a dairy farm and just wanted something to remind him of home?Originally posted by Mrs. Funk View PostSo it would seem, or else you have an inexplicable fondness for the effects of eighty years of gravity upon the human form.Do Your Damnedest In An Ostentatious Manner All The Time!
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Ha! Now that is funny stuff.Originally posted by RC Vikings View PostAlso could you imagine someone doing kettle bell swings naked?"Newton's First Law of Motion: ...things at rest tend to stay at rest. Things in motion, tend to stay in motion...."
Hmm... Good motivation for me to remain active I guess.
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