Best Practices in Treadmill Flatulence

[HBCoug]

This is an anonymous poll in the interest of honesty. I'm interested in sharing technique and maybe learning a thing or two along the way. When this morning's breakfast burrito demands its day of reckoning, do you purge or pucker?

[Pheidippides]

This is an anonymous poll in the interest of honesty. I'm interested in sharing technique and maybe learning a thing or two along the way. When this morning's breakfast burrito demands its day of reckoning, do you purge or pucker?

What the hell kind of question is this? I can't believe you'd ask such a stupid thing.

Purge, of course, and pretend you have a rocket booster propelling you along.

[Slim]

Run outside.

I hate treadmills I don't know how anyone can run on those things for any significant amount of time.

[Pheidippides]

Run outside.

I hate treadmills I don't know how anyone can run on those things for any significant amount of time.

Agreed, but that's a separate issue.

[Babs]

please tell me I'm hallucinating.

[EuropeanFootballMale]

That is why I like this board. Nobody is afraid to shine a light on the real problems society is facing. It isn't just complaining either. People are offering SOLUTIONS. God bless America.

[HBCoug]

please tell me I'm hallucinating.

Babs, if you're not going to share tips and technique, just move along.

[San Juan Sun]

I believe the best advice was offered by the Beastie Boys:

"Slow and low, let yourself go.
Slow and low, that is the tempo."