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  • Exmormon Vampire Bryan Johnson

    This guy deserves his own thread here (if there already is one, sorry--I searched). He's had a unique path, including serving a mission, graduating from BYU in 2003, getting an MBA from the University of Chicago in 2007, starting Braintree (also in 2007), which later acquired Venmo (2012) and then got acquired by PayPal (2013) for $800 million. According to wiki, he walked away with over $300 million. He left the Church some time around 2012.

    Lately, his social media has been blowing up for his "Project Blueprint," which has a motto of "Don't Die" (Link), focused on prolonging his life. He claims to spend approx. $2 million per year on a health team that follows scientific research to improve his health as much as possible. He posts videos showing and talking about his extreme routines, including going to sleep at 8:30 pm every night, eating a vegan diet including something he calls "Nutty Pudding," taking 100 supplement pills per day, and eating his last meal of the day at 11 am. He's gotten plasma transfusions from his 17-year-old son Talmage (but he stopped the practice when he realized it wasn't effective). He exercises one hour per day, which is probably the most non-extreme part of his entire plan.

    A few articles summarizing his efforts are here and here, the second one providing a good quote:

    There are a lot of details to enjoy in the story of Bryan Johnson, the middle-aged almost-billionaire spending $2m (£1.6m) a year pursuing eternal youth. As described in the Times this week, Johnson has received “plasma infusions” from his 17-year-old son, had “33,537 images of his bowels” taken, and tried experimental treatments previously only tested on mice. But the one I like best, I think, revolves around his meal plan. As a man who made $800m (£646m) from the sale of his company to eBay, he enjoys a diet of “brown sludge” made of pureed vegetables – baby food, in other words. From the photos, these measures certainly seem to be working: the 45-year-old tech entrepreneur looks approximately 43.
    He is very exact in following his routines, and also in measuring their cumulative effects. He measures dozens of biomarkers related to age and posts all the results. Some of the information, like the number of erections per night, seems like TMI but I appreciate his scientific rigor and willingness to be a guinea pig and share his information. The numbers he posts seem impressive (including the erection of an 18-yr-old!):



    Here's a recent example of treatments he's willing to undergo:



    He's also concerned with looking younger and has been doing things like hair loss treatments, anti-greying, skincare, etc. He's gotten some flak because he doesn't really look much younger than his 46 years--his skin looks pale and waxy in his videos and a lot of comments joke about how he actually is a vampire and Project Blueprint is just a cover story for when he inevitably outlives everybody around him. I wonder if taking (among other things) finasteride isn't counter to his overall health goals.

    He also has started selling supplements (and his special olive oil called "Snake Oil") which has made people question his motives. However, I doubt anybody in it for only the money would put himself through that lifestyle, especially given that he is already ultra-wealthy.

    His YouTube channel has a bunch of videos about his different routines and testing results. It's been pretty interesting to delve in. I don't think I'll apply a lot of his advice--except he puts a high premium on sleep and I could really improve in that regard.
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    What an absolute, freaking nerd. Thanks BYU.

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    • #3
      I'm older than him, have absolutely shit habits and I look at least 10+ years younger than that guy. I feel kind of bad until I remember what his bank account is like.
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      • #4
        He should have just stuck with the Word of Wisdom.
        "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
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        • #5
          Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
          He should have just stuck with the Word of Wisdom.

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          • #6
            This guy was talked about on Good Morning Britain as well. They thought it was bizarre. "There is no credible research that such a regime can reverse the aging process."

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            • #7
              My wife is really interested in what this guy is doing, but like a can't-look-away kind of thing. I don't know if she knew he was formerly LDS and a BYU grad. I didn't.

              Originally posted by Lost Student View Post
              He is very exact in following his routines, and also in measuring their cumulative effects. He measures dozens of biomarkers related to age and posts all the results. Some of the information, like the number of erections per night, seems like TMI but I appreciate his scientific rigor and willingness to be a guinea pig and share his information. The numbers he posts seem impressive (including the erection of an 18-yr-old!)
              Yeah, but has he regained the distance of an 18-yr-old? That's the real indicator.

              Originally posted by Lost Student View Post
              He's also concerned with looking younger and has been doing things like hair loss treatments, anti-greying, skincare, etc. He's gotten some flak because he doesn't really look much younger than his 46 years--his skin looks pale and waxy in his videos and a lot of comments joke about how he actually is a vampire and Project Blueprint is just a cover story for when he inevitably outlives everybody around him. I wonder if taking (among other things) finasteride isn't counter to his overall health goals.
              I am aware of finasteride for hair loss, but what are the significant downsides? I thought it was mainly the potential sexual side effects. But if he's got the erection of an 18 year old, maybe that's not an issue!
              Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

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              • #8
                Had no idea the guy was ex-mo but have seen his "can you believe I'm 46??" videos and I've always thought he looks even older and is making a fool of himself.

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                • #9
                  Is he urinating in that photo?

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by falafel View Post
                    I am aware of finasteride for hair loss, but what are the significant downsides? I thought it was mainly the potential sexual side effects. But if he's got the erection of an 18 year old, maybe that's not an issue!
                    I think the most common are loss of libido, ED, and depression. I was just making the point that Bryan is doing some pretty extreme things that may marginally help him live longer. Focusing on anything else that is purely aesthetic, that could have negative health ramifications, seems counter to that.

                    But I also admit that I had been thinking about doing hair treatment drugs and reading about Bryan pushed me over the edge to start taking Minoxidil and Fin. I'll let everybody know if my peepee stops working! (actually I won't tell a soul)
                    "Seriously, is there a bigger high on the whole face of the earth than eating a salad?"--SeattleUte
                    "The only Ute to cause even half the nationwide hysteria of Jimmermania was Ted Bundy."--TripletDaddy
                    This is a tough, NYC broad, a doctor who deals with bleeding organs, dying people and testicles on a regular basis without crying."--oxcoug
                    "I'm not impressed (and I'm even into choreography . . .)"--Donuthole
                    "I too was fortunate to leave with my same balls."--byu71

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Lost Student View Post

                      I think the most common are loss of libido, ED, and depression. I was just making the point that Bryan is doing some pretty extreme things that may marginally help him live longer. Focusing on anything else that is purely aesthetic, that could have negative health ramifications, seems counter to that.

                      But I also admit that I had been thinking about doing hair treatment drugs and reading about Bryan pushed me over the edge to start taking Minoxidil and Fin. I'll let everybody know if my peepee stops working! (actually I won't tell a soul)
                      Oh cool, I already have those.
                      Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

                      Dig your own grave, and save!

                      "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

                      "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

                      GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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