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  • Warrior Dash

    Has anyone participated in this? It looks like it may be little more than Animal House in running shoes, but I admit it has a certain appeal. I loved playing football in the mud. I'm curious if it's much of an athletic event.

  • #2
    Looks like fun. If I were closer I would participate.

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    • #3
      From the rules and guidelines:

      •Baby joggers, baby strollers, wheelchairs, in-line skates, bicycles, skateboards or any other type of wheeled device are strictly prohibited.
      •Participants must be physically able to complete the course and all obstacles.
      Urinating or defecating on or anywhere near the course is strictly prohibited.
      •Participants must be 14 years-old or older on race day.

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      • #4
        Geez, they're taking ALL the fun out of it (from "Course Officials" section):

        •Any participant who disobeys instructions from any course official is subject to disqualification and/or removal from the race. This includes but is not limited to unsportsmanlike behavior, offensive language, nudity and excessive use/inability to complete any obstacles.•No participant, after leaving the course, may return to the course or rejoin Warrior Dash.
        •Any participant found to have shortened the intended and marked course by any length is subject to immediate disqualification.
        •Any participant with an unregistered pacesetter shall be immediately disqualified.
        •Any participant in Warrior Dash found not to be wearing an official race bib number or timing device shall be immediately disqualified.
        •No non-participant is allowed on the Warrior Dash course or any obstacles at any time for any reason without prior written approval.

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        • #5
          *BUMP*

          The 2011 lineup of Warrior Dash events is up and they've added a few more this year. I think I'll take the plunge (probably very literally) this year and hope to coerce Clark into joining so that when I hit the wall around the Junkyard Jam (jumping over the byproducts of the Cash for Clunkers Program), I'll have someone to drag me through the junkyard and up the cargo net.

          Anyone else want to go all out for a warrior helmet?

          I have nothing else to say at this time.

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          • #6
            My Warrior Dash race report:

            http://shodoff.wordpress.com/2012/04...-run-barefoot/
            What's to explain? It's a bunch of people, most of whom you've never met, who are just as likely to be homicidal maniacs as they are to be normal everyday people, with whom you share the minutiae of your everyday life. It's totally normal, and everyone would understand.
            -Teenage Dirtbag

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            • #7
              Originally posted by marsupial View Post
              Very nice report and pictures, but madam, you blew it with the post-race pic; MUCH too clean. Still, congrats on a fun event.

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              • #8
                Marsupial is good looking and pretty brave, too. I wouldn't go shoeless outside my apt any time.

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                • #9
                  Soup will be pleased to know I ran a Warrior Dash barefoot a few months ago as well:

                  "I'm anti, can't no government handle a commando / Your man don't want it, Trump's a bitch! I'll make his whole brand go under,"

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Commando View Post
                    Soup will be pleased to know I ran a Warrior Dash barefoot a few months ago as well:

                    You are decidedly not good looking.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Viking View Post
                      You are decidedly not good looking.
                      Nope.
                      "I'm anti, can't no government handle a commando / Your man don't want it, Trump's a bitch! I'll make his whole brand go under,"

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Commando View Post
                        Soup will be pleased to know I ran a Warrior Dash barefoot a few months ago as well:

                        Sorry danimal, but Commando just passed you up as my favorite Pixies fan.
                        What's to explain? It's a bunch of people, most of whom you've never met, who are just as likely to be homicidal maniacs as they are to be normal everyday people, with whom you share the minutiae of your everyday life. It's totally normal, and everyone would understand.
                        -Teenage Dirtbag

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by marsupial View Post
                          Sorry danimal, but Commando just passed you up as my favorite Pixies fan.
                          Pixies? Oy vey, I thought that DDD was the only Pixies one around these parts.

                          Danimal must have grown up with my cousins...

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