Worst Contractions Ever

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  • SuperGabers
    aka... UtahDan's Wifey
    • May 2009
    • 2182

    #1

    Worst Contractions Ever

    Delivering Little UD was MUCH worse than delivering Little Super.


    (t-minus the monkey in 5...4...3...2...1...)
  • Clark Addison
    Senior Member
    • Nov 2008
    • 10302

    #2
    "shan't"

    Does anyone actually use it? Plus it sounds like the past tense of a vulgar word (unless you are from Idaho).

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    • pellegrino
      miserere me
      • Jan 2009
      • 12100

      #3
      YES! I love these threads!
      Dio perdona tante cose per un’opera di misericordia
      God forgives many things for an act of mercy
      Alessandro Manzoni

      Knock it off. This board has enough problems without a dose of middle-age lechery.

      pelagius

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      • Babs
        Not a Lawyer
        • Nov 2008
        • 17128

        #4
        Originally posted by Clark Addison View Post
        "shan't"
        I ain't heard it in years.

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        • SuperGabers
          aka... UtahDan's Wifey
          • May 2009
          • 2182

          #5
          I am getting away with it! Ha! Ha!

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          • pellegrino
            miserere me
            • Jan 2009
            • 12100

            #6
            how'll future generations feel about "tis"? that'd be too bad if 'twere to completely fall out of use. I guess 'twasn't meant to be.
            Dio perdona tante cose per un’opera di misericordia
            God forgives many things for an act of mercy
            Alessandro Manzoni

            Knock it off. This board has enough problems without a dose of middle-age lechery.

            pelagius

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            • pellegrino
              miserere me
              • Jan 2009
              • 12100

              #7
              Originally posted by SuperGabers View Post
              I am getting away with it! Ha! Ha!
              now go read mine from last night.
              Dio perdona tante cose per un’opera di misericordia
              God forgives many things for an act of mercy
              Alessandro Manzoni

              Knock it off. This board has enough problems without a dose of middle-age lechery.

              pelagius

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              • Moliere
                One man.....one pie
                • Oct 2009
                • 27862

                #8
                I can't opine on the NHL contraction because hockey doesn't exist in the south.

                FTR, MJ had 3 days of contractions before her water broke on child #1, and that was nothing compared to the marathon push-a-thon that ensued.
                "Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf

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                • Babs
                  Not a Lawyer
                  • Nov 2008
                  • 17128

                  #9
                  Originally posted by pellegrino View Post
                  now go read mine from last night.
                  yikes. Isn't that a little, well, you know . . .

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                  • pellegrino
                    miserere me
                    • Jan 2009
                    • 12100

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Babs View Post
                    yikes. Isn't that a little, well, you know . . .
                    yes, tis.
                    Dio perdona tante cose per un’opera di misericordia
                    God forgives many things for an act of mercy
                    Alessandro Manzoni

                    Knock it off. This board has enough problems without a dose of middle-age lechery.

                    pelagius

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                    • Babs
                      Not a Lawyer
                      • Nov 2008
                      • 17128

                      #11
                      Originally posted by SuperGabers View Post
                      I am getting away with it! Ha! Ha!
                      I'm surprised you would taunt the monkey like that. It's all fun and games until somebody gets poo flung in their eye.

                      My contractions were much worse with my second. Weird because my second one was considerably smaller than my first.

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