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  • All-American
    Right, as Usual
    • Nov 2008
    • 15682

    #16
    Originally posted by Fiyero View Post
    Which again raises the issue that it's the President of the church who decides what to give to whom, what to do and when, and what to change and when, while God quietly sits back and goes along with anything. ("Whatever you ask, shall be given you.")
    I'd definitely give it to Elisha.
    τὸν ἥλιον ἀνατέλλοντα πλείονες ἢ δυόμενον προσκυνοῦσιν

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    • RobinFinderson
      Banned
      • Nov 2008
      • 10548

      #17
      Fiyero,

      I was sort of wondering if your interest in Elisha didn't have something to do with her being Mormon, so I googled 'Elisha Cuthbert Mormon.' She isn't Mormon, as I'm sure you know. But listed in my search results was the next Matt Stone and Trey Parker project, a Broadway show titled Mormon Musical. The lead actor, Cheyenne Jackson (who is gay, which is somewhat relevant because I am sure that he was probably chosen, in part, because he is gay) is supposedly a Broadway legend, and will play the role of Elder something.

      I would guess the show will flop, but will be legendary regardless (Orgazmo!).

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      • pellegrino
        miserere me
        • Jan 2009
        • 12100

        #18
        Originally posted by RobinFinderson View Post
        Fiyero,

        I was sort of wondering if your interest in Elisha . . .
        Interest? That's a rather benign way of describing his obsession.
        Dio perdona tante cose per un’opera di misericordia
        God forgives many things for an act of mercy
        Alessandro Manzoni

        Knock it off. This board has enough problems without a dose of middle-age lechery.

        pelagius

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        • marsupial
          Mississippi Queen
          • Nov 2008
          • 3678

          #19
          Originally posted by RobinFinderson View Post
          Fiyero,

          I was sort of wondering if your interest in Elisha didn't have something to do with her being Mormon, so I googled 'Elisha Cuthbert Mormon.' She isn't Mormon, as I'm sure you know. But listed in my search results was the next Matt Stone and Trey Parker project, a Broadway show titled Mormon Musical. The lead actor, Cheyenne Jackson (who is gay, which is somewhat relevant because I am sure that he was probably chosen, in part, because he is gay) is supposedly a Broadway legend, and will play the role of Elder something.

          I would guess the show will flop, but will be legendary regardless (Orgazmo!).
          She's great on Popular Mechanics for Kids.
          [YOUTUBE]TuIZgFP7xOY[/YOUTUBE]
          What's to explain? It's a bunch of people, most of whom you've never met, who are just as likely to be homicidal maniacs as they are to be normal everyday people, with whom you share the minutiae of your everyday life. It's totally normal, and everyone would understand.
          -Teenage Dirtbag

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          • wuapinmon
            Soul Plumber
            • Dec 2008
            • 30711

            #20
            Originally posted by marsupial View Post
            She's great on Popular Mechanics for Kids.
            [YOUTUBE]TuIZgFP7xOY[/YOUTUBE]
            This video will prompt a comment from '71, and will serve as a buzzkill for Fiy.
            "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
            The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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            • beefytee
              Board eye candy
              • Mar 2009
              • 7542

              #21
              Originally posted by marsupial View Post
              She's great on Popular Mechanics for Kids.
              I didn't know much about here except from Fiyero's pictures.

              Apparently she was born in Calgary. I knew a Cuthbert growing up around there and wonder if they aren't related.

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              • RobinFinderson
                Banned
                • Nov 2008
                • 10548

                #22
                Originally posted by beefytee View Post
                I didn't know much about here except from Fiyero's pictures.

                Apparently she was born in Calgary. I knew a Cuthbert growing up around there and wonder if they aren't related.
                She is definitely pretty. Whenever I would go up to that part of Canada, to visit relatives, I would always think to myself, "Are the girls really prettier up here, or am I just having a 'grass is greener' moment?" On average, I think that part of Canada has a fine gene pool.

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                • Fiyero
                  Banned
                  • Nov 2008
                  • 5266

                  #23
                  Originally posted by pellegrino View Post
                  Interest? That's a rather benign way of describing his obsession.
                  Using Elisha avatars every football season means obsession? So how do you diagnose those with year-round avatars like JL and the Coen Brothers, Creekster and his monkey, HFN and Oregon, and YOhio and Gene Hackman?

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                  • pellegrino
                    miserere me
                    • Jan 2009
                    • 12100

                    #24
                    Originally posted by Fiyero View Post
                    Using Elisha avatars every football season means obsession? So how do you diagnose those with year-round avatars like JL and the Coen Brothers, Creekster and his monkey, HFN and Oregon, and YOhio and Gene Hackman?
                    Relax Fiyerancis, Elisha's hot, you have nothing to be ashamed of.

                    Edit: I should note that I agree with your comment about prophets and "Whatever you ask, shall be given you." I don't know that it works with everything, but I think it works with a lot more than we think it does.
                    Last edited by pellegrino; 09-14-2009, 05:14 PM.
                    Dio perdona tante cose per un’opera di misericordia
                    God forgives many things for an act of mercy
                    Alessandro Manzoni

                    Knock it off. This board has enough problems without a dose of middle-age lechery.

                    pelagius

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                    • byu71
                      Senior Member
                      • Nov 2008
                      • 22070

                      #25
                      Originally posted by wuapinmon View Post
                      This video will prompt a comment from '71, and will serve as a buzzkill for Fiy.
                      Her nose is too big???

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                      • wuapinmon
                        Soul Plumber
                        • Dec 2008
                        • 30711

                        #26
                        Originally posted by byu71 View Post
                        Her nose is too big???
                        She's obviously under 18 in that video.
                        "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
                        The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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                        • byu71
                          Senior Member
                          • Nov 2008
                          • 22070

                          #27
                          Originally posted by wuapinmon View Post
                          She's obviously under 18 in that video.
                          I guess that is why I focused on her nose.

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                          • Tick's wife
                            Junior Member
                            • Sep 2009
                            • 528

                            #28
                            personally, I hate this lesson too, when we get it in RS and when I actually go....I do not like RS and this lesson makes us look like little stepford wives or some stupid, idiotic, meaningless thing. Reminds me of the polygamy saying "stay sweet"....it's funny, yet sad because there are many women out there that strive to be the next Emma and there is more to life than being someone's servant.....oh, gotta get Tick some more water....brb.....

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                            • falafel
                              loves to talk on things
                              • Mar 2009
                              • 38010

                              #29
                              Originally posted by marsupial View Post
                              She's great on Popular Mechanics for Kids.
                              [YOUTUBE]TuIZgFP7xOY[/YOUTUBE]
                              Man! That video cut off right before it got interesting.
                              Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

                              Dig your own grave, and save!

                              "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

                              "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

                              GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                              • DU Ute
                                RIP CUF
                                • Dec 2008
                                • 7393

                                #30
                                It's always the kind guys in EQ making the "our wives are on a higher plane" comments that make me want to respond with: "You know, you seem like a decent enough guy, but your wife strikes me as a cold, manipulative, gossipy shrew who is fake in every sense of the word. You should really give yourself more credit, or at least open your eyes and recognize that your wife is a plastic bitch."
                                "In conclusion, let me give a shout-out to dirty sex. What a great thing it is" - Northwestcoug
                                "And you people wonder why you've had extermination orders issued against you." - landpoke
                                "Can't . . . let . . . foolish statements . . . by . . . BYU fans . . . go . . . unanswered . . . ." - LA Ute

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