Second advent loonies

[SeattleUte]

Do any of you really believe Jesus will descend from the clouds and make his second advent in Harry Truman's home county?

MikeWaters claims to believe this but I think he's mocking.

[falafel]

Do any of you really believe Jesus will descend from the clouds and make his second advent in Harry Truman's home county?

MikeWaters claims to believe this but I think he's mocking.

So if I answer, I'm a loony, right? I probably won't answer.

[RobinFinderson]

Do any of you really believe Jesus will descend from the clouds and make his second advent in Harry Truman's home county?

MikeWaters claims to believe this but I think he's mocking.

Mike undoubtedly believes it, in the most literal sense. He is a mullah at heart, and a true believer.

[PaloAltoCougar]

Do any of you really believe Jesus will descend from the clouds and make his second advent in Harry Truman's home county?

MikeWaters claims to believe this but I think he's mocking.

Is a belief in the location of Christ's return significantly more loony than the belief that he rose from the dead?

Yeah, I know, hook....sinker.

[mUUser]

My sources have confirmed its truthfulness....and these are VEEERRRY good inside sources.

[OhioBlue]

Why not?

He can come back to Erie Pennsylvania for all I care, riding on the backs of huge pterodactyls. Or maybe he just shows up to SLC first and then rents a SmartCar to drive around the country. This is the son of God after all that we're talking about.

[brother_h8]

Do any of you really believe Jesus will descend from the clouds and make his second advent in Harry Truman's home county?

MikeWaters claims to believe this but I think he's mocking.

who is mike waters?

Why do we care what he thinks?

and

Why the hell not, we believe that Jesus rose from the dead.
We believe that Jesus died for our sins.

Most of us on this board believe all the things that happened to Joseph Smith.

[RobinFinderson]

The literal belief that Jesus died for our sins, or that he rose from the dead, or that he will eventually come descending down out of the heavens to rule the earth all seem totally nuts to the true nonbeliever. These are the kinds of beliefs that frighten me when I think that the leaders of this nation, the men and women behind the bombs and guns, hold these antiquated notions in the same regard as science, respect for human dignity, and common sense. I have convinced myself that most those political leaders that I respect are clinging to their religions for the sake of tradition and community, and that the literal belief in any of this has no impact on their decision making process.

[LA Ute]

Do any of you really believe Jesus will descend from the clouds and make his second advent in Harry Truman's home county?

MikeWaters claims to believe this but I think he's mocking.

I am hoping he comes first to the largest conference room in your firm's offices. While you are in the middle of deposition there.

[byu71]

Do any of you really believe Jesus will descend from the clouds and make his second advent in Harry Truman's home county?

MikeWaters claims to believe this but I think he's mocking.

Who said this was going to happen. I need to know this before I can answer. If it is someone I trust, then yes I believe it. Of course if someone I trust when it comes to spiritual things states it will be somewhere else, then I won't believe it.

Note: I don't trust you and Finderson when it comes to spiritual matters. I still however like both of you.

[SeattleUte]

Who said this was going to happen. I need to know this before I can answer. If it is someone I trust, then yes I believe it. Of course if someone I trust when it comes to spiritual things states it will be somewhere else, then I won't believe it.

Note: I don't trust you and Finderson when it comes to spiritual matters. I still however like both of you.

Joseph Smith said it. But the cuf consensus is that prophets sometimes say untrue things.

[byu71]

Joseph Smith said it. But the cuf consensus is that prophets sometimes say untrue things.

I prefer to think they sometimes give their opinions and the opinion turns out to be incorrect. I personally think their opinions are correct more often than incorrect.

[il Padrino Ute]

Do any of you really believe Jesus will descend from the clouds and make his second advent in Harry Truman's home county?

MikeWaters claims to believe this but I think he's mocking.

What effect does the belief of others have on you? Are you trying to convince us that you're a non-believer or convince yourself?

[SeattleUte]

What effect does the belief of others have on you? Are you trying to convince us that you're a non-believer or convince yourself?

Most people don't believe Jesus will reappear in a blaze of glory in Independence, MO. It's not hard to do.

[DU Ute]

Most people and Einstein don't believe Jesus will reappear in a blaze of glory in Independence, MO. It's not hard to do.

Fixed that for you