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  • #46
    Originally posted by MartyFunkhouser View Post
    I was late. I missed what you speak of.
    Sell your ox or fill in your mire!

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    • #47
      That woman who wrote the prophet to complain about her husband is a real piece of work.

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      • #48
        Originally posted by YOhio View Post
        That woman who wrote the prophet to complain about her husband is a real piece of work.
        Lol.


        Sent from my iPhone and not some dumb Chinese android POS.
        "If there is one thing I am, it's always right." -Ted Nugent.
        "I honestly believe saying someone is a smart lawyer is damning with faint praise. The smartest people become engineers and scientists." -SU.
        "Yet I still see wisdom in that which Uncle Ted posts." -creek.
        GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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        • #49
          Originally posted by YOhio View Post
          That woman who wrote the prophet to complain about her husband is a real piece of work.
          Please don’t talk about my wife that way.
          τὸν ἥλιον ἀνατέλλοντα πλείονες ἢ δυόμενον προσκυνοῦσιν

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          • #50
            Originally posted by All-American View Post
            Please don’t talk about my wife that way.
            Put your damn phone down so the rest of us don’t get in trouble.

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            • #51
              They have really doubled down on Satan. At times it felt like I was watching the church lady.
              As I lead this army, make room for mistakes and depression
              --Kendrick Lamar

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              • #52
                Originally posted by MartyFunkhouser View Post
                They have really doubled down on Satan. At times it felt like I was watching the church lady.
                Says the dude catching Pokémon.
                "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
                "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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                • #53
                  Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
                  Says the dude catching Pokémon.
                  Am I catching Pokemon because of Satan?
                  As I lead this army, make room for mistakes and depression
                  --Kendrick Lamar

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                  • #54
                    Originally posted by MartyFunkhouser View Post
                    Am I catching Pokemon because of Satan?
                    Haha.

                    That is cool you went. And you apparently listened!
                    "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                    "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
                    "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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                    • #55
                      Originally posted by MartyFunkhouser View Post
                      Am I catching Pokemon because of Satan?
                      Pokémon and Satan are fun imaginary creatures that serve a vital entertainment/educational purpose.

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                      • #56
                        Originally posted by CardiacCoug View Post
                        Pokémon and Satan are fun imaginary creatures that serve a vital entertainment/educational purpose.
                        cardiac has been laying down some bangers recently
                        Te Occidere Possunt Sed Te Edere Non Possunt Nefas Est.

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                        • #57
                          Priesthood session is the only one I'll be able to watch live this time. I felt the Spirit the first talk out of the gate as Elder Stevenson talked about Elders Hill, Fredette and Sorensen; all men of God.

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                          • #58
                            I had to go to the office tonight. Did I niss anything good? I bOught some mild barley drinks. Can I drink them?
                            Jesus wants me for a sunbeam.

                            "Cog dis is a bitch." -James Patterson

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                            • #59
                              Originally posted by Green Monstah View Post
                              I had to go to the office tonight. Did I niss anything good? I bOught some mild barley drinks. Can I drink them?
                              Yes. No.
                              "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                              "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
                              "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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                              • #60
                                Originally posted by Green Monstah View Post
                                I had to go to the office tonight. Did I niss anything good? I bOught some mild barley drinks. Can I drink them?
                                Looks like you may have already started.
                                A man who views the world the same at fifty as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life. - Mohammad Ali

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