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  • scottie
    Junior Member
    • Nov 2008
    • 5247

    #1

    Mormon version of Snopes.com

    HolyFetch.com

    These are the myths that stood out to me because I've heard them:
    Did Joseph Smith say you would kill yourself to get to the Telestial Kingdom

    Undetermined


    This quote is most often attributed to Joseph Smith, but some have attributed it to Brigham Young. The quote usually goes like this: "The Telestial Kingdom is so great that if you were able to see it, you'd kill yourself just to get there."

    There may be some truth to this statement, but the only record we have of it being uttered, unfortunately, is a third-hand account from Charles W. Walker in 1877. He wrote the following in his journal:

    And on Friday last while speaking at the Funeral of Matilda Moody [Brother Woodruff] said we should improve the present time and do all we could for our dead ere death called us away. He referred to a saying of Joseph Smith which he heard him utter (like this) That if the People knew what was behind the vail, they would try by every means to commit suicide that they might get there, but the Lord in his wisdom had implanted the fear of death in every person that they might cling to life and thus accomplish the designs of their creator.

    So, we have no first-hand account, but we do have a paraphrase from Walker writing in his journal two days after he heard Woodruff recall a statement from Joseph Smith, which would have been spoken at least 33 years ealier.

    The veracity of the quote is somewhat questionable, but it is still your call.
    Early members broke good china so that the stucco of the Kirtland Temple would sparkle

    Unlikely


    There is no contemporary account of members breaking their china and adding it to the stucco of the Kirtland Temple so it would sparkle. In fact, it would have been foolish to break the china because it could have been sold for much needed funds. The old stucco was replaced in the 1950’s and modern analysis was also not able to confirm this early story of sacrifice.

    The original exterior stucco did contain glass and sparkled in the sun. Whether or not any china was used is not clear, since the recipe of the stucco was never released. By family tradition, the stucco most likely included hair, glass and china. There was a glass company in the area and it is most likely that the majority of the glass used was waste glass or old bottles. Reports of fine china being donated and broken have not been able to be verified over the years.

    Many people have submitted quotes from church leaders, including President Hinckley, that mention the broken china. The broken china story can also be found in many church publications, including lesson manuals. Although it is plausible that china was used, it is most likely that this was already broken china and not good, usable china. And the fact remains that no documented account of breaking good china to be used in the stucco exists. Because of this, the myth will remain classified "unlikely".

    Craig K. Manscill, associate professor of Church History and Doctrine at BYU wrote the following in "Artemus Millet: Builder of the Kingdom":

    Much has been said concerning the exterior stucco of the Kirtland Temple. The common story is that the women of Kirtland donated their fine china to be crushed and mixed in with the stucco, thereby adding a shimmering surface. That glass was put into the plaster is true, yet there are no records that tell of any fine china. Artemus’s journal and other contemporary accounts use the phrase "old glass and crockery." His son recalled, "Artemus sent men and boys to the different towns and places to gather old crockery and glass to put in the cement." Stories about fine china being mixed in the Kirtland Temple stucco do not appear on the historical record until 1940—over a hundred years after the dedication of the temple.(Pg. 64)
    Mob members that killed Joseph Smith suffered awful deaths

    False

    This legend claims that each mob member that participated in the killing of Joseph Smith and Hyrum Smith ended up suffering either awful lives or horrible deaths. It is, unfortunatly, not true.

    Dallin H. Oaks even referenced this urban legend in the book he co-wrote with Marvin S. Hill, "The Carthage Conspiracy." Below is a quote from the book:

    A persistent Utah myth holds that some of the murderers of Joseph and Hyrum Smith met fittingly gruesome deaths - that Providence intervened to dispense the justice denied in the Carthage trial. But the five defendants who went to trial, including men who had been shown to be leaders in the murder plot and others associated with them, enjoyed notably successful careers. - Oaks, Dallin H. and Hill, Marvin S., The Carthage Conspiracy. Chicago: University of Illinois Press, 1979., 217.
    Yoda was based on President Spencer W. Kimball

    False


    It is most likely coincidence that Yoda and Spencer W. Kimball both had squeaky, rough voices, tufts of white hair, and urged people not to try, but to do. Someone who worked on the Yoda model stated in an interview that is was never discussed to model Yoda after Kimball and that Einstein was actually used as a model, along with other faces.
    Of the ones I'd never heard of, I found this one to be the most interesting:
    Brigham Young and other notable members believed in the Bear Lake Monster

    True


    Although there have been thousands of sightings and even the native Americans in the Utah region had stories about it, the Bear Lake Monster is still just a myth. But it is a myth that Brigham Young and many other notable church leaders believed in.

    According to Utah historian, Will Bagley, on May 18, 1874, William Budge, a Mormon pioneer and wagon train captain, described seeing the Monster to Brigham Young. Along with Budge, three other respected citizens of Rich County claimed to have seen it.

    Shortly after Budge's report, Young entered into an arrangement with Phineas W. Cook of Swan Creek "to catch the serpent in the Lake at halves." In 1868, Cook had come up with a plan to catch the Monster and needed a long rope. Brigham Young loaned him the rope. Young wrote in August 1876 to ask what had happened to his rope. "I spent my time faithfully during the seaon," Cook replied in a letter, "but did not succeed.

    In August 1881, Apostle George Q. Cannon reported having seen the Bear Lake Monster or something of that kind while strolling along the lake's shore line.
  • falafel
    loves to talk on things
    • Mar 2009
    • 37874

    #2
    According to Utah historian, Will Bagley, on May 18, 1874, William Budge, a Mormon pioneer and wagon train captain, described seeing the Monster to Brigham Young. Along with Budge, three other respected citizens of Rich County claimed to have seen it.
    Hey, William Budge is my ancestor! Now I know where my mom's kooky side comes from.
    Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

    Dig your own grave, and save!

    "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

    "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

    GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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    • byu71
      Senior Member
      • Nov 2008
      • 22070

      #3
      Reminds me of sitting in HP meeting a few years ago, maybe 10 they all run together now. There had been some terrible tornadoes in Oklahoma. During the lesson someone brought up the miracle of the LDS church that the tornado went out and around to avoid.

      The former SP said, great faith promoting story, even more so if the story was true. Turns out the story was going around and might have even been in the paper. However, it wasn't true.

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      • grapevine
        Senior Member
        • Apr 2009
        • 1985

        #4
        I joined that group on facebook myself and looked into it in an article written by someone on the matter at the lds newsline of dnews.

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        • HuskyFreeNorthwest
          Time to camp
          • Nov 2008
          • 26082

          #5
          Is Alice Cooper a Mormon?

          False / but there are connections

          Alice Cooper's real name, before he took the rock star stage name Alice Cooper, was Vincent Furnier. His father's name was Ether Moroni Furnier. What? Who names their kid Ether Moroni unless they're Mormon? I'll tell you who - Cooper's family belonged to The Church of Jesus Christ, also known as the Bickertonite church, an offshoot of the church organized by Joseph Smith. They also read the Book of Mormon. His father was even an elder in the Bickertonite church and his grandfather was an apostle.
          Someone on CB had a story that went along with this, about sitting on an airplane by Alice Cooper and he had heard the rumor or something.
          Get confident, stupid
          -landpoke

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          • CardiacCoug
            вот так штука
            • Nov 2008
            • 11013

            #6
            That's a great site. I like the one about the SL Temple elevator spaces.

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            • TripletDaddy
              sweet triple
              • Nov 2008
              • 58186

              #7
              The first time I heard the "kill yourself" quote was in youth conference. I remember thinking even then that it was probably not the best quote to share, even if it were true.

              The china story was also a fable of my youth. Given the size of the temple, how much china would have to be donated for it to have a noticeable effect on the facade of the temple?

              I have never heard the Yoda/SWK rumor. I noticed that Einstein was used a model for Yoda. I wonder why they didn't use James Talmage instead? Einstein admitted that Talmage was smarter....
              Fitter. Happier. More Productive.

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              • The Wankster
                It's not a tumor......
                • Dec 2008
                • 204

                #8
                Originally posted by CardiacCoug View Post
                That's a great site. I like the one about the SL Temple elevator spaces.

                http://www.holyfetch.com/talk_faves/...elevators.html
                So, because BY didn't specifically mention what the *spaces* he was leaving open were for meant that he was not inspired to leave them open? Hmmmm......

                Not seeing much of a falsehood to this rumor, looks like this one is prolly better left for the *we truly have no idea of the truth to this one* and not necessarily just shoot it down as false?
                Let's get on with the gettin' on....

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                • Jarid in Cedar
                  CS Institutional Memory
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 13234

                  #9
                  Originally posted by CardiacCoug View Post
                  That's a great site. I like the one about the SL Temple elevator spaces.

                  http://www.holyfetch.com/talk_faves/...elevators.html
                  Originally posted by The Wankster View Post
                  So, because BY didn't specifically mention what the *spaces* he was leaving open were for meant that he was not inspired to leave them open? Hmmmm......

                  Not seeing much of a falsehood to this rumor, looks like this one is prolly better left for the *we truly have no idea of the truth to this one* and not necessarily just shoot it down as false?
                  The mere fact that anyone believes this makes me giggle.
                  "The first thing I learned upon becoming a head coach after fifteen years as an assistant was the enormous difference between making a suggestion and making a decision."

                  "They talk about the economy this year. Hey, my hairline is in recession, my waistline is in inflation. Altogether, I'm in a depression."

                  "I like to bike. I could beat Lance Armstrong, only because he couldn't pass me if he was behind me."

                  -Rick Majerus

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                  • Commando
                    Explosivo
                    • Feb 2009
                    • 20748

                    #10
                    yeah I believe it was common sense to leave elevator shafts in granite buildings before the advent of the contraption.
                    "I'm anti, can't no government handle a commando / Your man don't want it, Trump's a bitch! I'll make his whole brand go under,"

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                    • frank ryan
                      Senior Member
                      • Nov 2008
                      • 12268

                      #11
                      The gene r cook/ mick jagger one seems suspect

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                      • All-American
                        Right, as Usual
                        • Nov 2008
                        • 15638

                        #12
                        Originally posted by frank ryan View Post
                        The gene r cook/ mick jagger one seems suspect
                        I've heard the talk. Gene r. Cook definitely said it happened. Whether he's lying or not is another matter.
                        τὸν ἥλιον ἀνατέλλοντα πλείονες ἢ δυόμενον προσκυνοῦσιν

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                        • frank ryan
                          Senior Member
                          • Nov 2008
                          • 12268

                          #13
                          Originally posted by All-American View Post
                          I've heard the talk. Gene r. Cook definitely said it happened. Whether he's lying or not is another matter.
                          I believe cook gave that talk but ...

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                          • SoonerCoug
                            Joycelyn Elders Supporter
                            • Nov 2008
                            • 4680

                            #14
                            I like this one:

                            Patriarchal blessing for Down Syndrome child
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                            and this one:

                            Jaredite barge found in Lake Michigan
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                            That which may be asserted without evidence may be dismissed without evidence. -C. Hitchens

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                            • Jarid in Cedar
                              CS Institutional Memory
                              • Jun 2009
                              • 13234

                              #15
                              The interesting thing about most of these tall tales is the purpose. The purpose of these stories is to stir faith in those who really don't need it in the first place.

                              I also find that the juxaposition of lying for the lord as long as it is faith promoting, against "Some things that are true are not very useful" to be fairly self serving.
                              "The first thing I learned upon becoming a head coach after fifteen years as an assistant was the enormous difference between making a suggestion and making a decision."

                              "They talk about the economy this year. Hey, my hairline is in recession, my waistline is in inflation. Altogether, I'm in a depression."

                              "I like to bike. I could beat Lance Armstrong, only because he couldn't pass me if he was behind me."

                              -Rick Majerus

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