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  • #1

    Anyone heard this joke?

    A Catholic priest went into a barber shop for a haircut. When he was finished, the barber refused to take payment saying, "You are a man of the cloth... this is a free service that I offer to you." The Priest thanked the barber and went on his way. The next morning the barber found seven fishes and seven loaves of bread on his doorstep in gratitude from the priest.

    The next week, a Jewish Rabbi went into the same shop for a cut. Again the barber refused payment saying, "You are a man of God... this is a free service that I offer to you." The next morning the barber found a fitting gift from the Rabbi.

    The following week, two LDS Missionaries went into the shop for haircuts. Again, the barber refused payment saying, "You work in the service of God... this is a free service that I offer to you." The next morning the barber arrived to find 12 LDS Missionaries on his doorstep.


    I saw it on slashdot

    http://it.slashdot.org/comments.pl?s...7&cid=28556587

    The NSA setup at Camp Williams should be interesting.
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  • #2
    That is funny. There was actually a barber in one of my areas that gave us fre haircuts once. We felt so bad we never went back and didn't tell any other missionaries in fear of that very thing happening.
    "It's true that everything happens for a reason. Just remember that sometimes that reason is that you did something really, really, stupid."

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    • #3
      Man, if that isn't the truth....

      We had some missionaries do the same with some members who owned a restaurant that fed the Elders for free.
      "Nobody listens to Turtle."
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      • #4
        CB is stealing your jokes!

        http://www.cougarboard.com/noframes/...tml?id=4679647

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        • #5
          Why didn't they tell us what gift the Rabbi gave the barber? "A fitting gift?" Was the joke writer worried if it said "Latekes and Tzimmes" it would be considered anti-semetic?
          Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

          There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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          • #6
            My daughters enjoy when I read the tweets from this account to them. I think this is the consensus favorite so far:

            https://twitter.com/Dadsaysjokes/sta...60886083678208

            "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
            - Goatnapper'96
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            • #7
              Originally posted by Pelado View Post
              My daughters enjoy when I read the tweets from this account to them. I think this is the consensus favorite so far:

              https://twitter.com/Dadsaysjokes/sta...60886083678208

              That's a great account.
              "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
              "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
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              • #8
                Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post

                That's a great account.
                I don't tend to read every joke in the feed to them, though. I haven't told them this one yet:

                https://twitter.com/Dadsaysjokes/sta...14513281032193

                "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
                - Goatnapper'96

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                • #9
                  I'm like LeBron James.
                  -mpfunk

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