Popcorn does not grow on the apricot tree

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  • ByronMarchant
    Senior Member
    • Nov 2015
    • 360

    #1

    Popcorn does not grow on the apricot tree

    You have all been misled.
  • imanihonjin
    Junior Member
    • Jun 2013
    • 3772

    #2
    Originally posted by ByronMarchant View Post
    You have all been misled.
    Byron, the song clearly says, "it wasn't really so."

    We can now welcome you back into the fold and we do so with open arms.

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    • LVAllen
      Senior Member
      • Oct 2013
      • 3261

      #3
      Originally posted by imanihonjin View Post
      Byron, the song clearly says, "it wasn't really so."

      We can now welcome you back into the fold and we do so with open arms.
      Oh, so now the church is being disingenuous with its musical history! It's changed its position on the popcornhood of the apricot trees! Wake up and smell the melted butter!

      /tongue in cheek

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      • DrumNFeather
        Invisible Swordsman
        • Nov 2008
        • 8854

        #4
        Faith precedes the miracle.
        "They're good. They've always been good" - David Shaw.

        Well, because he thought it was good sport. Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.

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        • Bo Diddley
          Senior
          • Jul 2012
          • 18780

          #5
          Originally posted by ByronMarchant View Post
          You have all been misled.
          Spoiler alert, please!

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          • beefytee
            Board eye candy
            • Mar 2009
            • 7542

            #6
            I thought the actions to the song were hypnotizing/brainwashing the kids. I'm surprised the finger popping motion doesn't cause more seizures.

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            • Commando
              Explosivo
              • Feb 2009
              • 20748

              #7
              Originally posted by beefytee View Post
              I thought the actions to the song were hypnotizing/brainwashing the kids. I'm surprised the finger popping motion doesn't cause more seizures.
              I remember that was a prominent point in the Godmakers. Damn those guys were ahead of their time...
              "I'm anti, can't no government handle a commando / Your man don't want it, Trump's a bitch! I'll make his whole brand go under,"

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              • Non Sequitur
                Where did I put my bodkin
                • Nov 2008
                • 5773

                #8
                Originally posted by beefytee View Post
                I thought the actions to the song were hypnotizing/brainwashing the kids. I'm surprised the finger popping motion doesn't cause more seizures.
                It's a fun song, and kids love it. It's the Mormon equivalent of the Hokey-Pokey. Cut it some slack.
                "The mind is not a boomerang. If you throw it too far it will not come back." ~ Tom McGuane

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                • RC Vikings
                  Known Heterosexual
                  • Nov 2008
                  • 8789

                  #9
                  Growing up in Rexburg and not having apricot trees I had no idea what the hell the song was about. I think that was my first experience being lost with the mysteries of the kingdom.

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                  • Eddie
                    Senior Member
                    • Apr 2009
                    • 8098

                    #10
                    This song should be played with much more frequency during football games.

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