Public prayers that need to be given

[Brian]

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[SCcoug]

We appreciate all public prayers re: BYU to the Big 12 regardless of fan affiliation.

[Brian]

Here's a capstone for sacrament meeting when 'moisture' has been mentioned in the opening prayer.

"We acknowledge the prior mention of moisture themed gratitude, and feel moved to magnify our thanks with a, wait for it, rain based reign of rollicking wateric blessings.
And though our moisture based blessings are acknowledged, we ask that our moisturic blessings are not so great as to flood brother and sister Flemings home, for they recently laid down new floor coverings, and their insurance bill remains unpaid, and so they are on their own for any home based calamities. Nor that the mighty creek three streets down become a raging torrent, and young Bobby Anderson become swept away in the currents and we are sad to find his bloated corpse near the lake of great salts 3 days hence. No, let our moisturic blessings be adequate, and not too severe.

Of course if little Bobby was swept away to a moisture themed death, absent among the mourners would be little Jimmy Swenson, whom Toby bullied incessantly. So we leave it in your wisdom regarding the creek becoming a raging torrent, and a death swell for the mean little Bobby."

[myboynoah]

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