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  • SoonerCoug
    Joycelyn Elders Supporter
    • Nov 2008
    • 4680

    #1

    LDS Apology petition

    So I was just looking at the LDS apology petition at www.LDSapology.org. There was an article about it in the deseret news today. The petition is requesting that the Church soften its anti-gay policies.

    Since the deseret news wrote about the petition, it has been signed by people named:

    Buncha Faggots
    Joey Buttabanga
    Go TO HELL
    ben zucktard
    Phil Mckracken
    Apu Jabba
    Suk Lo Dawng
    Ophelia Cox
    Emma Royd
    Jesse Woodcox
    Joy Buttz
    Dirty "Sancez"
    and many others...

    I'm about to add my name to the list.
    That which may be asserted without evidence may be dismissed without evidence. -C. Hitchens

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  • Goatnapper'96
    Senior Member
    • Nov 2008
    • 10920

    #2
    Originally posted by SoonerCoug View Post
    So I was just looking at the LDS apology petition at www.LDSapology.org. There was an article about it in the deseret news today. The petition is requesting that the Church soften its anti-gay policies.

    Since the deseret news wrote about the petition, it has been signed by people named:

    Buncha Faggots
    Joey Buttabanga
    Go TO HELL
    ben zucktard
    Phil Mckracken
    Apu Jabba
    Suk Lo Dawng
    Ophelia Cox
    Emma Royd
    Jesse Woodcox
    Joy Buttz
    Dirty "Sancez"
    and many others...

    I'm about to add my name to the list.
    Phillip McCracken always gets a smile from me.
    Do Your Damnedest In An Ostentatious Manner All The Time!
    -General George S. Patton

    I'm choosing to mostly ignore your fatuity here and instead overwhelm you with so much data that you'll maybe, just maybe, realize that you have reams to read on this subject before you can contribute meaningfully to any conversation on this topic.
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    • BigPiney
      Huge Member
      • Nov 2008
      • 12346

      #3
      Originally posted by Goatnapper'96 View Post
      Phillip McCracken always gets a smile from me.
      I bet.

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      • BlueHair
        Boom Bitches!!!
        • Nov 2008
        • 2894

        #4
        Originally posted by Goatnapper'96 View Post
        Phillip McCracken always gets a smile from me.
        I've always like Dick Goziña.
        Just try it once. One beer or one cigarette or one porno movie won't hurt. - Dallin H. Oaks

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        • New Mexican Disaster
          Suomalainen
          • Nov 2008
          • 4549

          #5
          What about Adolf Oliver Bush?

          When I was in my early twenties we had a frequent customer at my family's restaurant named Edith but did not know her full name. Her son told us that she had passed away. It was very sad and in the back of the restaurant we decided to look at the obituaries. It turns out her name was Edith A. Bush. I knew then that I was a terrible person, because I could not stop laughing at her name and neither could anyone else. I had to have someone else finish up his table.

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          • All-American
            Right, as Usual
            • Nov 2008
            • 15651

            #6
            Interesting thing about that site. The petition doesn't even call for an "apology." It aims for "reconciliation," which "requires that parties on both sides of this issue . . . be open to understanding, forgiveness (both asking for and accepting), and apology."

            I wonder if they've lowered their aim somewhat since procuring the domain name.
            τὸν ἥλιον ἀνατέλλοντα πλείονες ἢ δυόμενον προσκυνοῦσιν

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            • Donuthole
              Official Outgayer
              • Nov 2008
              • 25238

              #7
              No Ben Dover or Anita Cox? Needless to say, I'm disappointed. Also, I'm pretty sure you overlooked Mike Hunt.
              Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

              There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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              • Mr Incredible
                Faded Pre-Madonna
                • Nov 2008
                • 826

                #8
                Originally posted by SoonerCoug View Post
                So I was just looking at the LDS apology petition at www.LDSapology.org. There was an article about it in the deseret news today. The petition is requesting that the Church soften its anti-gay policies.
                Gay stuff? That's it? I want an apology from the guys who started the socks with sandals trend in Provo.
                This space is available.

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                • TripletDaddy
                  sweet triple
                  • Nov 2008
                  • 58186

                  #9
                  Where is LA Ute's name on this list? I thought he was all in favor of groups hugs and apologies? Or maybe only in certain circumstances......
                  Fitter. Happier. More Productive.

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                  • HuskyFreeNorthwest
                    Time to camp
                    • Nov 2008
                    • 26082

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Mr Incredible View Post
                    Gay stuff? That's it? I want an apology from the guys who started the socks with sandals trend in Provo.
                    I think hippies started that trend, BYU just latched onto it. DDD always says that BYU doesn't have very many original things.

                    I would be willing to bet you lunch that the ratio of people wearing sandals with socks at the University of Oregon is at least 2-1 that of BYU-P.
                    Get confident, stupid
                    -landpoke

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                    • LA Ute
                      Receiver of Memory
                      • Nov 2008
                      • 19512

                      #11
                      Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
                      Where is LA Ute's name on this list? I thought he was all in favor of groups hugs and apologies? Or maybe only in certain circumstances......
                      Look, TD, if you don't keep your admiration of me a little more under wraps it won't be secret anymore. Have a care, buddy!
                      “There is a great deal of difference in believing something still, and believing it again.”
                      ― W.H. Auden


                      "God made the angels to show His splendour - as He made animals for innocence and plants for their simplicity. But men and women He made to serve Him wittily, in the tangle of their minds."
                      -- Robert Bolt, A Man for All Seasons


                      "It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye."
                      --Antoine de Saint-Exupery

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