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  • Blueintheface
    Senior Member
    • Sep 2009
    • 15382

    #76
    BYU was much less strict than BYU-Taliban branch-Rexburg.

    I am rocking a fierce one right now incidentally. My friend commented that I looked a bit like Osama Bin Laden which pisses me off.
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    • Northwestcoug
      Cocked and Loaded
      • May 2011
      • 17988

      #77
      I've always hated shaving. I never had a 'beard' per se, but I usually had some growth. The only time it was a problem at BYU was at the Lee Library. I was trying to check out a book and a student worker wouldn't let me.
      "...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
      "You are an intemperate, unscientific poster who makes light of very serious matters.”
      - SeattleUte

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      • myboynoah
        Senior Member
        • Nov 2008
        • 21719

        #78
        Originally posted by Northwestcoug View Post
        I've always hated shaving. I never had a 'beard' per se, but I usually had some growth. The only time it was a problem at BYU was at the Lee Library. I was trying to check out a book and a student worker wouldn't let me.
        It sounds like you looked like you would steal it.
        Give 'em Hell, Cougars!!!

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        • Northwestcoug
          Cocked and Loaded
          • May 2011
          • 17988

          #79
          Originally posted by myboynoah View Post
          It sounds like you looked like you would steal it.
          It was only 4 day's growth, tops!
          "...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
          "You are an intemperate, unscientific poster who makes light of very serious matters.”
          - SeattleUte

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          • Pelado
            Bald not naked
            • Sep 2010
            • 21136

            #80
            Originally posted by Northwestcoug View Post
            It was only 4 day's growth, tops!
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            • Sleeping in EQ
              Philosopher of Men
              • Nov 2008
              • 4188

              #81
              The beard ban should end.

              I think most young men look silly with beards, but I don't want to stand in their way of doing so.

              I'm even willing to allow our sweet Hungarian, Romanian, and Turkish sisters to wear their beards.
              We all trust our own unorthodoxies.

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              • Topper
                Pre-Historic Man
                • Nov 2011
                • 11764

                #82
                Originally posted by Pelado View Post
                Your best response ever.
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                • Jeff Lebowski
                  Corporate lackey for Jesus
                  • Nov 2008
                  • 69642

                  #83
                  Originally posted by Sleeping in EQ View Post
                  The beard ban should end.

                  I think most young men look silly with beards, but I don't want to stand in their way of doing so.

                  I'm even willing to allow our sweet Hungarian, Romanian, and Turkish sisters to wear their beards.
                  Here you go:

                  "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
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                  "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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                  • Uncle Ted
                    The Big 12 money shot.
                    • Apr 2010
                    • 28853

                    #84
                    Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
                    Worthen looks like a dork with a beard. Hmm... he kind of looks like SU.
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                    • Jeff Lebowski
                      Corporate lackey for Jesus
                      • Nov 2008
                      • 69642

                      #85
                      Originally posted by Uncle Ted View Post
                      Worthen looks like a dork with a beard. Hmm... he kind of looks like SU.
                      I think he looks sharp.
                      "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                      "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
                      "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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                      • happyone
                        Board Bookworm
                        • Mar 2009
                        • 5398

                        #86
                        Originally posted by Sleeping in EQ View Post
                        The beard ban should end.

                        I think most young men look silly with beards, but I don't want to stand in their way of doing so.
                        I'm even willing to allow our sweet Hungarian, Romanian, and Turkish sisters to wear their beards.
                        Hell, I still look silly with a beard and I'm 60

                        I just can't grow a decent one - I keep trying though

                        I do have a decent mustache though
                        Last edited by happyone; 12-01-2017, 04:43 PM.

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                        • falafel
                          loves to talk on things
                          • Mar 2009
                          • 37950

                          #87
                          Originally posted by Uncle Ted View Post
                          Worthen looks like a dork with a beard. Hmm... he kind of looks like SU.
                          Problem is they didn't match the beard color to the hair color. The beard clashes. Fix that and you're golden.
                          Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

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