President Thomas S. Monson summoned to court in England

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  • Clark Addison
    Senior Member
    • Nov 2008
    • 10301
    #46
    Originally posted by Flystripper View Post
    thanks man I try hard!
    Just to be clear, I mean Ex-Mos of the type that spend all their free time on exmormon.org. I have nothing but love for apostates who spend all their free time on CS.com.

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      • SeattleUte
        Faith crisis consultant
        • Nov 2008
        • 20837
        #47
        Originally posted by SeattleUte View Post
        My legal advice to Pres. Monson:

        Here's your answer to the complaint Mr. President: Render unto Caesar. :fuckyouCaesar:

        But the LDS Church has yet to follow my advice. Why should it start now?
        full disclosure. I copied this out of the NT. It's what Christ said to the Pharisees. But Mr. Monson, I know you're no Jesus Christ....
        When a true genius appears, you can know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in a confederacy against him.

        --Jonathan Swift

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          • Blueintheface
            Senior Member
            • Sep 2009
            • 15382
            #48
            Originally posted by Clark Addison View Post
            Just to be clear, I mean Ex-Mos of the type that spend all their free time on exmormon.org. I have nothing but love for apostates who spend all their free time on CS.com.
            There's a difference?
            "Either evolution or intelligent design can account for the athlete, but neither can account for the sports fan." - Robert Brault

            "Once I seen the trades go down and the other guys signed elsewhere," he said, "I knew it was my time now." - Derrick Favors

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              • Clark Addison
                Senior Member
                • Nov 2008
                • 10301
                #49
                Originally posted by Blueintheface View Post
                There's a difference?
                The ones here are less hilarious.

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                  • TripletDaddy
                    sweet triple
                    • Nov 2008
                    • 58186
                    #50
                    How in the world did that summons even get that far based on those claims?
                    Fitter. Happier. More Productive.
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                      • Flystripper
                        Degenerate Gambler
                        • Nov 2008
                        • 14089
                        #51
                        Originally posted by Blueintheface View Post
                        There's a difference?
                        Dyslexics are teople poo...

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                          • Flystripper
                            Degenerate Gambler
                            • Nov 2008
                            • 14089
                            #52
                            Originally posted by Clark Addison View Post
                            The ones here are less hilarious.
                            now that cuts deep...
                            Dyslexics are teople poo...

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                              • Pheidippides
                                Liberal Feminazi
                                • Nov 2008
                                • 14759
                                #53
                                Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
                                How in the world did that summons even get that far based on those claims?
                                Exmormon magistrate? That's all I got.
                                Awesomeness now has a name. Let me introduce myself.

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                                  • Commando
                                    Explosivo
                                    • Feb 2009
                                    • 20748
                                    #54
                                    Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
                                    How in the world did that summons even get that far based on those claims?
                                    Reminds me of that story or video or whatever it is that Viking's mom gave him-- The Book of Mormon on Trial.
                                    "I'm anti, can't no government handle a commando / Your man don't want it, Trump's a bitch! I'll make his whole brand go under,"

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                                      • Flystripper
                                        Degenerate Gambler
                                        • Nov 2008
                                        • 14089
                                        #55
                                        Originally posted by Commando View Post
                                        Reminds me of that story or video or whatever it is that Viking's mom gave him-- The Book of Mormon on Trial.
                                        Hey I read that back in the day. That was a cool story!
                                        Dyslexics are teople poo...

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                                          • Blueintheface
                                            Senior Member
                                            • Sep 2009
                                            • 15382
                                            #56
                                            Originally posted by Commando View Post
                                            Reminds me of that story or video or whatever it is that Viking's mom gave him-- The Book of Mormon on Trial. Everybody poops.
                                            FIFY
                                            "Either evolution or intelligent design can account for the athlete, but neither can account for the sports fan." - Robert Brault

                                            "Once I seen the trades go down and the other guys signed elsewhere," he said, "I knew it was my time now." - Derrick Favors

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                                              • Blueintheface
                                                Senior Member
                                                • Sep 2009
                                                • 15382
                                                #57
                                                Originally posted by Clark Addison View Post
                                                The ones here are less hilarious.
                                                "Either evolution or intelligent design can account for the athlete, but neither can account for the sports fan." - Robert Brault

                                                "Once I seen the trades go down and the other guys signed elsewhere," he said, "I knew it was my time now." - Derrick Favors

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                                                  • TripletDaddy
                                                    sweet triple
                                                    • Nov 2008
                                                    • 58186
                                                    #58
                                                    Originally posted by Pheidippides View Post
                                                    Exmormon magistrate? That's all I got.
                                                    If SeattleUte could put down the scotch for a second, would be interested in his best guess on this, as he is probably our most seasoned litigator.

                                                    Seems like a farce for a court to even entertain it.
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                                                      • MarkGrace
                                                        Grooveshark dick tease
                                                        • Dec 2008
                                                        • 31546
                                                        #59
                                                        Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
                                                        If SeattleUte could put down the scotch for a second, would be interested in his best guess on this, as he is probably our most seasoned litigator.

                                                        Seems like a farce for a court to even entertain it.
                                                        lol...good one.

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                                                        So Russell...what do you love about music? To begin with, everything.

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                                                          • old_gregg
                                                            scaly man fish
                                                            • Nov 2009
                                                            • 16915
                                                            #60
                                                            Originally posted by byu71 View Post
                                                            LOL, and there are those in this country who admire the European system.
                                                            Originally posted by MarkGrace View Post
                                                            lol...good one.

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