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  • DrumNFeather
    Invisible Swordsman
    • Nov 2008
    • 8854

    #1

    School of the Prophets

    In an interesting development, my ward just got a new EQ President. As one of his first acts on the job, he has decided that he wants to have a "School of the Prophets." Essentially, he wants to get the bretheren in the EQ together once every other month and discuss "deep" doctrinal items.

    This is an interesting development to me because he a long with two other elders in our ward appear to have very structured what some might call "patriarical" homes. Their wives aren't necessarily wallflowers perse, but there is NO question who is in charge especially on spiritual matters in the home. I guess what is interesting is that I wouldn't peg these three for "deep doctrine" type figures, but earlier today I overheard our EQ president talking to one of our missionaries about the location of the Earth at various stages of the creation, during and after the fall, and where it will be and what it will become during the millenium. He seemed to have good information, or at least he speaks confidently about what he knows.

    I might have to check it out and report on the goings on. Maybe I'll even invite UD down to attend.
    "They're good. They've always been good" - David Shaw.

    Well, because he thought it was good sport. Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.
  • I.J. Reilly
    Nobody's Fool
    • Apr 2009
    • 2949

    #2
    Originally posted by DrumNFeather View Post
    In an interesting development, my ward just got a new EQ President. As one of his first acts on the job, he has decided that he wants to have a "School of the Prophets." Essentially, he wants to get the bretheren in the EQ together once every other month and discuss "deep" doctrinal items.

    This is an interesting development to me because he a long with two other elders in our ward appear to have very structured what some might call "patriarical" homes. Their wives aren't necessarily wallflowers perse, but there is NO question who is in charge especially on spiritual matters in the home. I guess what is interesting is that I wouldn't peg these three for "deep doctrine" type figures, but earlier today I overheard our EQ president talking to one of our missionaries about the location of the Earth at various stages of the creation, during and after the fall, and where it will be and what it will become during the millenium. He seemed to have good information, or at least he speaks confidently about what he knows.

    I might have to check it out and report on the goings on. Maybe I'll even invite UD down to attend.
    What's the over/under on how long he lasts in the calling?

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    • DrumNFeather
      Invisible Swordsman
      • Nov 2008
      • 8854

      #3
      Originally posted by I.J. Reilly View Post
      What's the over/under on how long he lasts in the calling?
      I know I keep using this word, but that is what is so interesting about it. He got it approved through the stake president after the bishop didn't want to touch it.
      "They're good. They've always been good" - David Shaw.

      Well, because he thought it was good sport. Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.

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      • byu71
        Senior Member
        • Nov 2008
        • 22070

        #4
        Originally posted by DrumNFeather View Post
        In an interesting development, my ward just got a new EQ President. As one of his first acts on the job, he has decided that he wants to have a "School of the Prophets." Essentially, he wants to get the bretheren in the EQ together once every other month and discuss "deep" doctrinal items.

        This is an interesting development to me because he a long with two other elders in our ward appear to have very structured what some might call "patriarical" homes. Their wives aren't necessarily wallflowers perse, but there is NO question who is in charge especially on spiritual matters in the home. I guess what is interesting is that I wouldn't peg these three for "deep doctrine" type figures, but earlier today I overheard our EQ president talking to one of our missionaries about the location of the Earth at various stages of the creation, during and after the fall, and where it will be and what it will become during the millenium. He seemed to have good information, or at least he speaks confidently about what he knows.

        I might have to check it out and report on the goings on. Maybe I'll even invite UD down to attend.

        I really think you find a lot more folks like this ending up in Apostacy than one would imagine.

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        • Jeff Lebowski
          Corporate lackey for Jesus
          • Nov 2008
          • 69656

          #5
          I give 'em six months before they start picking out plural wives. Tops.
          "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
          "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
          "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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          • YOhio
            Hipster Mode
            • Nov 2008
            • 26165

            #6
            Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
            I give 'em six months before they start picking out plural wives. Tops.
            lol! Drum, if this dude comes and wants to call you on a mission and says he'll take care of your family, report him immediately.

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            • UtahDan
              *
              • Nov 2008
              • 14496

              #7
              Originally posted by DrumNFeather View Post
              He seemed to have good information, or at least he speaks confidently about what he knows.

              I might have to check it out and report on the goings on. Maybe I'll even invite UD down to attend.
              Beware. You don't know anyone who speaks more confidently than I do. I am also more full of shit than anyone you know.

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              • FMCoug
                Senior Member
                • Nov 2008
                • 6825

                #8
                Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
                I give 'em six months before they start picking out plural wives. Tops.
                No kidding. I can't believe the SP approved it.
                "It's true that everything happens for a reason. Just remember that sometimes that reason is that you did something really, really, stupid."

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                • TripletDaddy
                  sweet triple
                  • Nov 2008
                  • 58186

                  #9
                  If I lived anywhere in the vicinity, I would show up to one of their meetings and start spitting tobacco all over the floor. Then I would leave at the end and tell him to have his wife clean it up.
                  Fitter. Happier. More Productive.

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                  • YOhio
                    Hipster Mode
                    • Nov 2008
                    • 26165

                    #10
                    Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
                    If I lived anywhere in the vicinity, I would show up to one of their meetings and start spitting tobacco all over the floor. Then I would leave at the end and tell him to have his wife clean it up.
                    I'm game! I'll grow some in the garden this year so we won't have to worry about the conspiring designs of evil men.

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                    • CardiacCoug
                      вот так штука
                      • Nov 2008
                      • 11013

                      #11
                      Originally posted by DrumNFeather View Post
                      In an interesting development, my ward just got a new EQ President. As one of his first acts on the job, he has decided that he wants to have a "School of the Prophets." Essentially, he wants to get the bretheren in the EQ together once every other month and discuss "deep" doctrinal items.

                      This is an interesting development to me because he a long with two other elders in our ward appear to have very structured what some might call "patriarical" homes. Their wives aren't necessarily wallflowers perse, but there is NO question who is in charge especially on spiritual matters in the home. I guess what is interesting is that I wouldn't peg these three for "deep doctrine" type figures, but earlier today I overheard our EQ president talking to one of our missionaries about the location of the Earth at various stages of the creation, during and after the fall, and where it will be and what it will become during the millenium. He seemed to have good information, or at least he speaks confidently about what he knows.

                      I might have to check it out and report on the goings on. Maybe I'll even invite UD down to attend.
                      What a waste of time. Questions like this seem ridiculous to me -- nobody can "figure out" the answers to these question. And these question have no practical application -- it's pure abstract speculation.

                      Think of all the practical things that these Elders could be doing to help people in their families, wards, or communities -- instead they sit around talking out of their asses about this abstract theological nonsense?

                      That's a shame.

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                      • thesaint258
                        aka Benito Hazard
                        • Jan 2009
                        • 3005

                        #12
                        Originally posted by DrumNFeather View Post
                        In an interesting development, my ward just got a new EQ President. As one of his first acts on the job, he has decided that he wants to have a "School of the Prophets." Essentially, he wants to get the bretheren in the EQ together once every other month and discuss "deep" doctrinal items.

                        This is an interesting development to me because he a long with two other elders in our ward appear to have very structured what some might call "patriarical" homes. Their wives aren't necessarily wallflowers perse, but there is NO question who is in charge especially on spiritual matters in the home. I guess what is interesting is that I wouldn't peg these three for "deep doctrine" type figures, but earlier today I overheard our EQ president talking to one of our missionaries about the location of the Earth at various stages of the creation, during and after the fall, and where it will be and what it will become during the millenium. He seemed to have good information, or at least he speaks confidently about what he knows.

                        I might have to check it out and report on the goings on. Maybe I'll even invite UD down to attend.
                        I wonder if this guy is one of my old MTC teachers. The man wouldn't let us go until we had discussed some point of space doctrine, no matter what. He said he got it all from his mission president. I don't remember anything that he said, but I do remember that he's the one who taught us what pinkeln meant.
                        Not that, sickos.

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                        • DrumNFeather
                          Invisible Swordsman
                          • Nov 2008
                          • 8854

                          #13
                          Originally posted by CardiacCoug View Post
                          What a waste of time. Questions like this seem ridiculous to me -- nobody can "figure out" the answers to these question. And these question have no practical application -- it's pure abstract speculation.

                          Think of all the practical things that these Elders could be doing to help people in their families, wards, or communities -- instead they sit around talking out of their asses about this abstract theological nonsense?

                          That's a shame.
                          You bring up a good point which could spark a whole other topic: Men in the church who hide behind their callings as a means of not having to deal with or be around their families.
                          "They're good. They've always been good" - David Shaw.

                          Well, because he thought it was good sport. Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.

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                          • wuapinmon
                            Soul Plumber
                            • Dec 2008
                            • 30711

                            #14
                            Originally posted by CardiacCoug View Post
                            Think of all the practical things that these Elders could be doing to help people in their families, wards, or communities -- instead they sit around talking out of their asses about this abstract theological nonsense?

                            That's a shame.
                            In all fairness, isn“t that kind of what we do here?
                            "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
                            The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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                            • Sleeping in EQ
                              Philosopher of Men
                              • Nov 2008
                              • 4188

                              #15
                              Originally posted by DrumNFeather View Post
                              In an interesting development, my ward just got a new EQ President. As one of his first acts on the job, he has decided that he wants to have a "School of the Prophets." Essentially, he wants to get the bretheren in the EQ together once every other month and discuss "deep" doctrinal items.

                              This is an interesting development to me because he a long with two other elders in our ward appear to have very structured what some might call "patriarical" homes. Their wives aren't necessarily wallflowers perse, but there is NO question who is in charge especially on spiritual matters in the home. I guess what is interesting is that I wouldn't peg these three for "deep doctrine" type figures, but earlier today I overheard our EQ president talking to one of our missionaries about the location of the Earth at various stages of the creation, during and after the fall, and where it will be and what it will become during the millenium. He seemed to have good information, or at least he speaks confidently about what he knows.

                              I might have to check it out and report on the goings on. Maybe I'll even invite UD down to attend.
                              I advise you to steer clear, DnF. My spidey sense is tingling "far right whacko study group" and I'm thinking of the Laffertys, the Skousen study groups, the Bo Gritzers, and/or the KTKK crowd.

                              Maybe your best strategy is to tell the SP and offer to join the group as a mole. You'd get some excitement in your life that way.
                              Last edited by Sleeping in EQ; 05-25-2009, 10:35 AM.
                              We all trust our own unorthodoxies.

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