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  • #1

    I guess I'm not much of a Mormon

    http://www.buzzfeed.com/hunterschwar...rmon-bros-love

    I only loved three things: fake cursewords, longboarding and my mission president.


    Edit: Oh frick, I posted in the wrong fetchin' forum. Mods, feel free to move it.
    "I'm going to go back to CUF now, where the censorship is less, the average IQ is higher, and we don't have to deal with so much of this nonsense. Goodbye." - SoonerCoug
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  • #2
    Originally posted by The Fourth Nephite View Post
    Edit: Oh frick, I posted in the wrong fetchin' forum. Mods, feel free to move it.
    Done.
    "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
    "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
    "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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    • #3
      http://www.buzzfeed.com/hunterschwar...mon-girls-love

      Chevrons?!? I am pretty sure my wife doesn't get exited about gas stations. And what the hell is a DTR?
      "If there is one thing I am, it's always right." -Ted Nugent.
      "I honestly believe saying someone is a smart lawyer is damning with faint praise. The smartest people become engineers and scientists." -SU.
      "Yet I still see wisdom in that which Uncle Ted posts." -creek.
      GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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      • #4
        That feels more like a 20's something BYU fan checklist.
        "Friendship is the grand fundamental principle of Mormonism" - Joseph Smith Jr.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Uncle Ted View Post
          http://www.buzzfeed.com/hunterschwar...mon-girls-love

          Chevrons?!? I am pretty sure my wife doesn't get exited about gas stations. And what the hell is a DTR?
          I'm guessing "Define The Relationship."
          "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
          - Goatnapper'96

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Sullyute View Post
            That feels more like a 20's something BYU fan checklist.
            As opposed to the middle aged Mormon bros wandering out there.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Pelado View Post
              I'm guessing "Define The Relationship."
              I was thinking of some kind of new box that one hooks up to their TV.
              "If there is one thing I am, it's always right." -Ted Nugent.
              "I honestly believe saying someone is a smart lawyer is damning with faint praise. The smartest people become engineers and scientists." -SU.
              "Yet I still see wisdom in that which Uncle Ted posts." -creek.
              GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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              • #8
                Hi, I'm Donuthole. I'm an East-Coast Mormon. What kind of Mormon are you?

                http://www.buzzfeed.com/hunterschwar...are-you-really
                Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

                There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
                  Hi, I'm Donuthole. I'm an East-Coast Mormon. What kind of Mormon are you?

                  http://www.buzzfeed.com/hunterschwar...are-you-really
                  Pacific Island Mormon, if they'll have me despite my being melanin-challenged.

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                  • #10
                    I got california mormon.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by LiveCoug View Post
                      I got california mormon.
                      You can have my casa; I'm moving to Hanalei Bay.

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                      • #12
                        Jack Mormon!
                        Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

                        Dig your own grave, and save!

                        "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

                        "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

                        GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
                          Hi, I'm Donuthole. I'm an East-Coast Mormon. What kind of Mormon are you?

                          http://www.buzzfeed.com/hunterschwar...are-you-really
                          East Coast Mormon...
                          "Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf

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                          • #14
                            Ah shit. Idaho Mormon. I guess I should have taken Harper over Jimmer.
                            I'm like LeBron James.
                            -mpfunk

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                            • #15
                              Nevada Mormon
                              I think by that they mean I can feel just as comfortable on the strip Saturday night and as I do in church the next day.

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