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  • #46
    Originally posted by statman View Post
    Germany Munich. A LONG time ago.

    I have it on very good authority that Elder Uchtdorf and his family in Germany have a penchant for Diet Pepsi...
    We were asked not to drink beer. We were told some of the members might object. Diet Coke was served at Zone Conferences.
    "Guitar groups are on their way out, Mr Epstein."

    Upon rejecting the Beatles, Dick Rowe told Brian Epstein of the January 1, 1962 audition for Decca, which signed Brian Poole and the Tremeloes instead.

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    • #47
      Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
      Our rule was easy: En la capital, suits on Sunday and to Zone Conference. Outside the cap, no suits, period.
      Ours was very objective: 20 degrees Celsius or below required a suit coat. 21 C or above no suit coat required.
      PLesa excuse the tpyos.

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      • #48
        Originally posted by Topper View Post
        We were asked not to drink beer. We were told some of the members might object. Diet Coke was served at Zone Conferences.
        My very first action as a real missionary was to be taken by my training comp to my first missionary Branch President's house for an introduction - and I had my first and only alkoholfreies Bier. NASTY. I had a couple companions who routinely got cases of the stuff though...

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        • #49
          Originally posted by creekster View Post
          Ours was very objective: 20 degrees Celsius or below required a suit coat. 21 C or above no suit coat required.
          And if the temp was between 20 and 21 degrees?
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          This is a tough, NYC broad, a doctor who deals with bleeding organs, dying people and testicles on a regular basis without crying."--oxcoug
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          • #50
            In Ecuador we never wore jackets. The day before a particular mission conference, we had a meet and greet in the mission home for all the zone leaders with Bruce R. McKonkie. I was the only one that apparently didn't get the memo that we would be wearing our jackets. I swear the guy was giving me the stink eye all afternoon.
            Last edited by Non Sequitur; 07-12-2013, 06:55 PM.
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            • #51
              Originally posted by Non Sequitur View Post
              In Ecuador we never wore jackets. The day before a particular mission conference, we had a meet and greet in the mission home for all the zone leaders with Bruce R. McKonkie. I was the only that apparently didn't get the memo that we would be wearing our jackets. I swear the guy was giving me the stink eye all afternoon.
              Perhaps it was because it had been revealed to him what path you would choose later in life. You know, that slippery slope thing.
              "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance and the gospel of envy; its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill


              "I only know what I hear on the news." - Dear Leader

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              • #52
                In Sweden in the late '90s, there was a hierarchy of rules.
                1- companionships had to dress the same in regards to number of layers.
                2- no sweater unless wearing suit coat over it and could not take suit cost off.
                3- always a suit coat in any meeting, from Zone Conference to Sacrament meeting.
                4- no short sleeves under costs or sweaters.
                5- no skipping of layers. If you wanted to wear a winter coat you had to also wear a suit coat. Exception was sweater. You didn't have to wear a sweater if you preferred not to.
                6- if you wanted short sleeves then both had to wear short.
                7- could only remove suit coat with permission at meetings. Never at church.
                8- could only remove suit cost in a home after asking the host for permission.

                Needless to say, many of the rules were not followed. Especially wearing suit coat under winter coat.

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                • #53
                  Who made all that crap up?
                  Will donate kidney for B12 membership.

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                  • #54
                    Originally posted by Backslidercoug View Post
                    In Sweden in the late '90s, there was a hierarchy of rules.
                    1- companionships had to dress the same in regards to number of layers.
                    2- no sweater unless wearing suit coat over it and could not take suit cost off.
                    3- always a suit coat in any meeting, from Zone Conference to Sacrament meeting.
                    4- no short sleeves under costs or sweaters.
                    5- no skipping of layers. If you wanted to wear a winter coat you had to also wear a suit coat. Exception was sweater. You didn't have to wear a sweater if you preferred not to.
                    6- if you wanted short sleeves then both had to wear short.
                    7- could only remove suit coat with permission at meetings. Never at church.
                    8- could only remove suit cost in a home after asking the host for permission.

                    Needless to say, many of the rules were not followed. Especially wearing suit coat under winter coat.
                    Bolded are the only rules I remember on suit coats.
                    "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
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                    • #55
                      Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
                      Our rule was easy: En la capital, suits on Sunday and to Zone Conference. Outside the cap, no suits, period.
                      Ours was also easy: suit on the flight down, suit on the flight back up. Lebowski was giving me shit but I was just a rule abiding missionary.
                      So Russell...what do you love about music? To begin with, everything.

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                      • #56
                        Originally posted by Backslidercoug View Post
                        In Sweden in the late '90s, there was a hierarchy of rules.
                        1- companionships had to dress the same in regards to number of layers.
                        2- no sweater unless wearing suit coat over it and could not take suit cost off.
                        3- always a suit coat in any meeting, from Zone Conference to Sacrament meeting.
                        4- no short sleeves under costs or sweaters.
                        5- no skipping of layers. If you wanted to wear a winter coat you had to also wear a suit coat. Exception was sweater. You didn't have to wear a sweater if you preferred not to.
                        6- if you wanted short sleeves then both had to wear short.
                        7- could only remove suit coat with permission at meetings. Never at church.
                        8- could only remove suit cost in a home after asking the host for permission.

                        Needless to say, many of the rules were not followed. Especially wearing suit coat under winter coat.
                        That's funny. I am sorry you had a nutjob for a mission president.
                        "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                        "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
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                        • #57
                          Originally posted by MarkGrace View Post
                          Ours was also easy: suit on the flight down, suit on the flight back up. Lebowski was giving me shit but I was just a rule abiding missionary.
                          Yeah, I actually expected our rule to be the same based on some conversations I'd had with RMs who had served in Guatemala. However, as it turned out, the MP when I arrived was a real ball buster and had a 50 page addendum to the white bible.
                          Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

                          There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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                          • #58
                            Originally posted by Backslidercoug View Post
                            In Sweden in the late '90s, there was a hierarchy of rules.
                            1- companionships had to dress the same in regards to number of layers.
                            2- no sweater unless wearing suit coat over it and could not take suit cost off.
                            3- always a suit coat in any meeting, from Zone Conference to Sacrament meeting.
                            4- no short sleeves under costs or sweaters.
                            5- no skipping of layers. If you wanted to wear a winter coat you had to also wear a suit coat. Exception was sweater. You didn't have to wear a sweater if you preferred not to.
                            6- if you wanted short sleeves then both had to wear short.
                            7- could only remove suit coat with permission at meetings. Never at church.
                            8- could only remove suit cost in a home after asking the host for permission.

                            Needless to say, many of the rules were not followed. Especially wearing suit coat under winter coat.
                            All but #6 also existed in Sacramento 97-98.
                            Get confident, stupid
                            -landpoke

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                            • #59
                              Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
                              That's funny. I am sorry you had a nutjob for a mission president.
                              It sounds like a number of MPs were former graduates of the IBM sales executive school.

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                              http://www-03.ibm.com/ibm/history/ex...ywewore_9.html
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                              "I honestly believe saying someone is a smart lawyer is damning with faint praise. The smartest people become engineers and scientists." -SU.
                              "Yet I still see wisdom in that which Uncle Ted posts." -creek.
                              GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                              • #60
                                Originally posted by Backslidercoug View Post
                                In Sweden in the late '90s, there was a hierarchy of rules.
                                1- companionships had to dress the same in regards to number of layers.
                                2- no sweater unless wearing suit coat over it and could not take suit cost off.
                                3- always a suit coat in any meeting, from Zone Conference to Sacrament meeting.
                                4- no short sleeves under costs or sweaters.
                                5- no skipping of layers. If you wanted to wear a winter coat you had to also wear a suit coat. Exception was sweater. You didn't have to wear a sweater if you preferred not to.
                                6- if you wanted short sleeves then both had to wear short.
                                7- could only remove suit coat with permission at meetings. Never at church.
                                8- could only remove suit cost in a home after asking the host for permission.

                                Needless to say, many of the rules were not followed. Especially wearing suit coat under winter coat.
                                #4 goes without saying.
                                Give 'em Hell, Cougars!!!

                                For all this His anger is not turned away, but His hand is stretched out still.

                                Not long ago an obituary appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune that said the recently departed had "died doing what he enjoyed most—watching BYU lose."

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