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We were asked not to drink beer. We were told some of the members might object. Diet Coke was served at Zone Conferences."Guitar groups are on their way out, Mr Epstein."
Upon rejecting the Beatles, Dick Rowe told Brian Epstein of the January 1, 1962 audition for Decca, which signed Brian Poole and the Tremeloes instead.
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My very first action as a real missionary was to be taken by my training comp to my first missionary Branch President's house for an introduction - and I had my first and only alkoholfreies Bier. NASTY. I had a couple companions who routinely got cases of the stuff though...Originally posted by Topper View PostWe were asked not to drink beer. We were told some of the members might object. Diet Coke was served at Zone Conferences.
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And if the temp was between 20 and 21 degrees?Originally posted by creekster View PostOurs was very objective: 20 degrees Celsius or below required a suit coat. 21 C or above no suit coat required."Seriously, is there a bigger high on the whole face of the earth than eating a salad?"--SeattleUte
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In Ecuador we never wore jackets. The day before a particular mission conference, we had a meet and greet in the mission home for all the zone leaders with Bruce R. McKonkie. I was the only one that apparently didn't get the memo that we would be wearing our jackets. I swear the guy was giving me the stink eye all afternoon.Last edited by Non Sequitur; 07-12-2013, 06:55 PM."The mind is not a boomerang. If you throw it too far it will not come back." ~ Tom McGuane
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Perhaps it was because it had been revealed to him what path you would choose later in life. You know, that slippery slope thing.Originally posted by Non Sequitur View PostIn Ecuador we never wore jackets. The day before a particular mission conference, we had a meet and greet in the mission home for all the zone leaders with Bruce R. McKonkie. I was the only that apparently didn't get the memo that we would be wearing our jackets. I swear the guy was giving me the stink eye all afternoon."Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance and the gospel of envy; its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill
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In Sweden in the late '90s, there was a hierarchy of rules.
1- companionships had to dress the same in regards to number of layers.
2- no sweater unless wearing suit coat over it and could not take suit cost off.
3- always a suit coat in any meeting, from Zone Conference to Sacrament meeting.
4- no short sleeves under costs or sweaters.
5- no skipping of layers. If you wanted to wear a winter coat you had to also wear a suit coat. Exception was sweater. You didn't have to wear a sweater if you preferred not to.
6- if you wanted short sleeves then both had to wear short.
7- could only remove suit coat with permission at meetings. Never at church.
8- could only remove suit cost in a home after asking the host for permission.
Needless to say, many of the rules were not followed. Especially wearing suit coat under winter coat.
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Bolded are the only rules I remember on suit coats.Originally posted by Backslidercoug View PostIn Sweden in the late '90s, there was a hierarchy of rules.
1- companionships had to dress the same in regards to number of layers.
2- no sweater unless wearing suit coat over it and could not take suit cost off.
3- always a suit coat in any meeting, from Zone Conference to Sacrament meeting.
4- no short sleeves under costs or sweaters.
5- no skipping of layers. If you wanted to wear a winter coat you had to also wear a suit coat. Exception was sweater. You didn't have to wear a sweater if you preferred not to.
6- if you wanted short sleeves then both had to wear short.
7- could only remove suit coat with permission at meetings. Never at church.
8- could only remove suit cost in a home after asking the host for permission.
Needless to say, many of the rules were not followed. Especially wearing suit coat under winter coat."I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
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Ours was also easy: suit on the flight down, suit on the flight back up. Lebowski was giving me shit but I was just a rule abiding missionary.Originally posted by Donuthole View PostOur rule was easy: En la capital, suits on Sunday and to Zone Conference. Outside the cap, no suits, period.So Russell...what do you love about music? To begin with, everything.
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That's funny. I am sorry you had a nutjob for a mission president.Originally posted by Backslidercoug View PostIn Sweden in the late '90s, there was a hierarchy of rules.
1- companionships had to dress the same in regards to number of layers.
2- no sweater unless wearing suit coat over it and could not take suit cost off.
3- always a suit coat in any meeting, from Zone Conference to Sacrament meeting.
4- no short sleeves under costs or sweaters.
5- no skipping of layers. If you wanted to wear a winter coat you had to also wear a suit coat. Exception was sweater. You didn't have to wear a sweater if you preferred not to.
6- if you wanted short sleeves then both had to wear short.
7- could only remove suit coat with permission at meetings. Never at church.
8- could only remove suit cost in a home after asking the host for permission.
Needless to say, many of the rules were not followed. Especially wearing suit coat under winter coat."There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
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Yeah, I actually expected our rule to be the same based on some conversations I'd had with RMs who had served in Guatemala. However, as it turned out, the MP when I arrived was a real ball buster and had a 50 page addendum to the white bible.Originally posted by MarkGrace View PostOurs was also easy: suit on the flight down, suit on the flight back up. Lebowski was giving me shit but I was just a rule abiding missionary.Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss
There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock
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All but #6 also existed in Sacramento 97-98.Originally posted by Backslidercoug View PostIn Sweden in the late '90s, there was a hierarchy of rules.
1- companionships had to dress the same in regards to number of layers.
2- no sweater unless wearing suit coat over it and could not take suit cost off.
3- always a suit coat in any meeting, from Zone Conference to Sacrament meeting.
4- no short sleeves under costs or sweaters.
5- no skipping of layers. If you wanted to wear a winter coat you had to also wear a suit coat. Exception was sweater. You didn't have to wear a sweater if you preferred not to.
6- if you wanted short sleeves then both had to wear short.
7- could only remove suit coat with permission at meetings. Never at church.
8- could only remove suit cost in a home after asking the host for permission.
Needless to say, many of the rules were not followed. Especially wearing suit coat under winter coat.Get confident, stupid
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It sounds like a number of MPs were former graduates of the IBM sales executive school.Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View PostThat's funny. I am sorry you had a nutjob for a mission president.
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GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!
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#4 goes without saying.Originally posted by Backslidercoug View PostIn Sweden in the late '90s, there was a hierarchy of rules.
1- companionships had to dress the same in regards to number of layers.
2- no sweater unless wearing suit coat over it and could not take suit cost off.
3- always a suit coat in any meeting, from Zone Conference to Sacrament meeting.
4- no short sleeves under costs or sweaters.
5- no skipping of layers. If you wanted to wear a winter coat you had to also wear a suit coat. Exception was sweater. You didn't have to wear a sweater if you preferred not to.
6- if you wanted short sleeves then both had to wear short.
7- could only remove suit coat with permission at meetings. Never at church.
8- could only remove suit cost in a home after asking the host for permission.
Needless to say, many of the rules were not followed. Especially wearing suit coat under winter coat.Give 'em Hell, Cougars!!!
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