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  • Post Quotes From Jesus You Don't Agree With

    Begin.
    Everything in life is an approximation.

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  • #2
    But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.
    This seems like a total overreaction.

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    • #3
      "I never said it would be easy, I only said it would be worth it."

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      • #4
        Originally posted by jay santos View Post
        "I never said it would be easy, I only said it would be worth it."
        Nothing lasts, but nothing is lost.
        --William Blake, via Shpongle

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        • #5
          "I was a better hitter than my brothers Felipe and Matty."

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          • #6
            "Cleanliness is next to godliness"
            Nothing lasts, but nothing is lost.
            --William Blake, via Shpongle

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            • #7
              The times when you have seen only one set of footprints, is when I carried you.
              ---

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              • #8
                "Thou shalt protect thy father, and honor no one above him, unless it be-eth me, thy sweet Lord." (via Gob Bluth)
                Nothing lasts, but nothing is lost.
                --William Blake, via Shpongle

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                • #9
                  Woman, what have I to do with thee?
                  Seems like a rude way to talk to His mother.

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                  • #10
                    Can we also include quotes from Jehovah (or the Mormon pre-earth Jesus)?
                    "Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Moliere View Post
                      Can we also include quotes from Jehovah (or the Mormon pre-earth Jesus)?
                      Knock yourself out.
                      Everything in life is an approximation.

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                      • #12
                        I don't know if there are any Jesus quotes I disagree with, but there are plenty we routinely ignore. He equated second marriages (after divorce) with adultry. We pretty much ignore this as no church discipline is given for re-marriage after divorce and re-married divorced people can get temple recommends and take the sacrament.

                        This doesn't bother me. I just figure that it's a higher law that, as a people, we can't handle yet.
                        "I'm going to go back to CUF now, where the censorship is less, the average IQ is higher, and we don't have to deal with so much of this nonsense. Goodbye." - SoonerCoug

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Indy Coug View Post
                          Knock yourself out.
                          "Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf

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                          • #14
                            "Nobody *#&@s with the Jesus."

                            "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                            "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
                            "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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                            • #15
                              - "You ready to be f#!@$!, man? I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna f#!# you up."


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                              "I don't mind giving the church 10% of my earnings, but 50% of my weekend mornings? Not as long as DirecTV NFL Sunday Ticket is around." - Daniel Tosh

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