Wear no pants to Church day

[oxcoug]

For all of the men who have submitted for years to having their freedom curtailed, their liberty of motion circumscribed, their essential manhood held hostage to convention while their sisters in the Gospel have flaunted the luxury of loose-fitting dresses and colorful tops -

Now is time.

Kilts. Shorts. Togas.

No pants.

(BTW, serious question: Is this falafel in this pic?)

[Eddie]

I'll admit it.

On a really hot day once I remember thinking that it sure would be nice if I could be wearing a thin cotton dress/skirt and sandals like half of the women in the congregation.

But I don't own any. So I guess that's out.

[Pelado]

For all of the men who have submitted for years to having their freedom curtailed, their liberty of motion circumscribed, their essential manhood held hostage to convention while their sisters in the Gospel have flaunted the luxury of loose-fitting dresses and colorful tops -

Now is time.

Kilts. Shorts. Togas.

No pants.

(BTW, serious question: Is this falafel in this pic?)

Pretty sure I wouldn't be able to heft that sword around.

Otherwise, I'm in for shorts.

[DapperDan]

Jesus and Moroni approve!

[Pheidippides]

Jesus and Moroni approve!

A man who shall remain nameless claims that Moroni should be naked in that picture. Or at least you should be able to see his junk.

[DapperDan]

A man who shall remain nameless claims that Moroni should be naked in that picture. Or at least you should be able to see his junk.

I'm...uh...pretty ok with the robe and lack of junk in that painting

[Pelado]

A man who shall remain nameless claims that Moroni should be naked in that picture. Or at least you should be able to see his junk.

Is that just his preference in general, or does he claim that's what Joseph reported seeing?

[falafel]

A man who shall remain nameless claims that Moroni should be naked in that picture. Or at least you should be able to see his junk.

I doubt you would be able to see it, its freezing at night that time of year in New York.

[RC Vikings]

I doubt you would be able to see it, its freezing at night that time of year in New York.

If he can walk from Central America up to New York carrying a bunch of gold and not get killed do you really think a little cold will shrink his junk.

[Sullyute]

A man who shall remain nameless claims that Moroni should be naked in that picture. Or at least you should be able to see his junk.

That might answer why Moroni had to appear 4 times to Joseph to get him to listen to his speach.

[falafel]

If he can walk from Central America up to New York carrying a bunch of gold and not get killed do you really think a little cold will shrink his junk.

Its science, my friend.

[Pheidippides]

Is that just his preference in general, or does he claim that's what Joseph reported seeing?

That's what he claims based on JS's account. I don't quite read it the same way but he is an intelligent person so I can't just dismiss his reading as being dumb.

[wally]

Or a lavalava.

When I was in the MTC during a hot July, I was jealous of the new Mission President being trained there who was from the islands. He was taking care of business in a suit jacket and tie upstairs and partying downstairs with sandals and a black lavalava.