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  • Dwight Schr-ute
    Members Only
    • May 2011
    • 4917

    #1

    The Real Face of Jesus

    I don't know if anyone has seen this or brought it up in another thread, but I haven't seen anything, so I thought it deserved it's own thread.

    It seems that us Westerners have created an idea of what Jesus looked like. This mental painting has been driven home over and over among the LDS with all recreations very closely resembling those before. There is such a consistency among LDS art that I find myself feeling almost uncomfortable when I see a Catholic or Protestant version. And I hate that I react at all.

    So Popular Mechanics comes out with this article where they have used forensic anthropology to recreate the "real face of Jesus." I think that it's fair to say that the Popular Mechanic Jesus falls well outside the standard deviation of the Mormon Jesus.

    So the question is, if this were the gentleman awaiting you on the other side, the man that paid the price for your sins, would it cause you pause? If this man tried to pass you the sacrament, would your wife physically guffaw in front of the whole congregation?



    How important are looks to you when selecting your savior?

    (I'm really not trying to be combative or irreverent, so hopefully I'm not coming across that way. I was just reading this story and the final result seemed almost ridiculous to me. It would almost be a challenge to take this guy seriously if he laid claim as the Savior. I guess I'm shallow like that.)
    Last edited by Dwight Schr-ute; 08-09-2012, 06:47 PM.
    I told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.
  • creekster
    It is NOT a monkey!
    • Nov 2008
    • 22661

    #2
    Nothing wrong with this, but it is a ten year old article.
    PLesa excuse the tpyos.

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    • Commando
      Explosivo
      • Feb 2009
      • 20748

      #3
      Originally posted by Dwight Schr-ute View Post
      If this man tried to pass you the sacrament, would your wife physically gaffe in front of the whole congregation?


      "I'm anti, can't no government handle a commando / Your man don't want it, Trump's a bitch! I'll make his whole brand go under,"

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      • falafel
        loves to talk on things
        • Mar 2009
        • 37950

        #4
        I wouldn't have such a hard time if he didn't have such a goober look on his face.
        Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

        Dig your own grave, and save!

        "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

        "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

        GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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        • SuperGabers
          aka... UtahDan's Wifey
          • May 2009
          • 2182

          #5
          Yeah... I like the long-haired hippy Jesus better.

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          • wuapinmon
            Soul Plumber
            • Dec 2008
            • 30711

            #6
            There's a whole school of thought that claims that Jesus was actually African via Egyptians who descended from a tribe from what is now modern-day Ghana. There's another one that claims that Mary was descended from Black Jews, so Jesus was black too.
            "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
            The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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            • Commando
              Explosivo
              • Feb 2009
              • 20748

              #7
              Originally posted by falafel View Post
              I wouldn't have such a hard time if he didn't have such a goober look on his face.
              Have you received his image in your countenance?


              Last edited by Commando; 08-09-2012, 06:23 PM.
              "I'm anti, can't no government handle a commando / Your man don't want it, Trump's a bitch! I'll make his whole brand go under,"

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              • clackamascoug
                Banned
                • Dec 2009
                • 9709

                #8
                Originally posted by SuperGabers View Post
                Yeah... I like the long-haired hippy Jesus better.
                I like the Kenny Loggins version of Jesus. But then, you know... I'm a big Kenny Fan. (OK... and a big Jesus fan too... can't leave Him out.)

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                • falafel
                  loves to talk on things
                  • Mar 2009
                  • 37950

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Commando View Post
                  Have you received his image in your countenance?


                  Lol. Perfect.
                  Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

                  Dig your own grave, and save!

                  "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

                  "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

                  GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                  • LA Ute
                    Receiver of Memory
                    • Nov 2008
                    • 19512

                    #10
                    Are you suggesting that he doesn't look like a blue-eyed Dane?

                    Actually, I'm pretty sure we'll be happy with the way he looks. ETB taught that “Nothing will surprise us more than when we get to heaven and see the Father and realize how well we know Him and how familiar His face is to us.” I like that idea very much and it makes sense to me. So if Jesus looks just like his father, then we should be delighted to be reminded what he looks like.
                    “There is a great deal of difference in believing something still, and believing it again.”
                    ― W.H. Auden


                    "God made the angels to show His splendour - as He made animals for innocence and plants for their simplicity. But men and women He made to serve Him wittily, in the tangle of their minds."
                    -- Robert Bolt, A Man for All Seasons


                    "It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye."
                    --Antoine de Saint-Exupery

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                    • Dwight Schr-ute
                      Members Only
                      • May 2011
                      • 4917

                      #11
                      Originally posted by creekster View Post
                      Nothing wrong with this, but it is a ten year old article.
                      Interesting. I didn't realize that. So you're saying that he probably looks a little older now?
                      I told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.

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                      • Sullyute
                        a day late/a dollar short
                        • Jul 2010
                        • 3308

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Dwight Schr-ute View Post
                        Interesting. I didn't realize that. So you're saying that he probably looks a little older now?
                        Thanks, I got a good laugh out of that.
                        "Friendship is the grand fundamental principle of Mormonism" - Joseph Smith Jr.

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                        • Indy Coug
                          Heartless Bastard
                          • Dec 2008
                          • 18747

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Dwight Schr-ute View Post
                          I don't know if anyone has seen this or brought it up in another thread, but I haven't seen anything, so I thought it deserved it's own thread.

                          It seems that us Westerners have created an idea of what Jesus looked like. This mental painting has been driven home over and over among the LDS with all recreations very closely resembling those before. There is such a consistency among LDS art that I find myself feeling almost uncomfortable when I see a Catholic or Protestant version. And I hate that I react at all.

                          So Popular Mechanics comes out with this article where they have used forensic anthropology to recreate the "real face of Jesus." I think that it's fair to say that the Popular Mechanic Jesus falls well outside the standard deviation of the Mormon Jesus.

                          So the question is, if this were the gentleman awaiting you on the other side, the man that paid the price for your sins, would it cause you pause? If this man tried to pass you the sacrament, would your wife physically guffaw in front of the whole congregation?



                          How important are looks to you when selecting your savior?

                          (I'm really not trying to be combative or irreverent, so hopefully I'm not coming across that way. I was just reading this story and the final result seemed almost ridiculous to me. It would almost be a challenge to take this guy seriously if he laid claim as the Savior. I guess I'm shallow like that.)
                          So Popular Mechanics has a genetic baseline for God? Is there solid rationale for thinking why Mary would possess more dominant genes than God? I honestly don't care what God looks like, but I find it beyond amusing how people think there is a valid scientific approach to narrowing down the spectrum of possible skin tones and other physical attributes Christ might have had.
                          Last edited by Indy Coug; 08-10-2012, 06:37 AM.
                          Everything in life is an approximation.

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                          • All-American
                            Right, as Usual
                            • Nov 2008
                            • 15658

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Indy Coug View Post
                            So Popular Mechanics have a genetic baseline for God? Is there solid rationale for thinking why Mary would possess more dominant genes than God?
                            Sure: everybody who looked at him thought he was Joseph's son.
                            τὸν ἥλιον ἀνατέλλοντα πλείονες ἢ δυόμενον προσκυνοῦσιν

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                            • Indy Coug
                              Heartless Bastard
                              • Dec 2008
                              • 18747

                              #15
                              Originally posted by All-American View Post
                              Sure: everybody who looked at him thought he was Joseph's son.
                              So Joseph and Mary could have looked like this?

                              Everything in life is an approximation.

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