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  • #16
    Originally posted by Art Vandelay View Post
    Get the man some sticks on his feet. Rumor has it, he is an excellent skier.
    Aren't all Germans?
    Jesus wants me for a sunbeam.

    "Cog dis is a bitch." -James Patterson

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    • #17
      He's not even standing on the pitcher's rubber.

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      • #18
        Originally posted by Spicy McHaggis View Post
        He's not even standing on the pitcher's rubber.
        They never do at these events. Elder Perry was the only one I remember who did. Guy threw a strike at age 85. It was impressive.
        “There is a great deal of difference in believing something still, and believing it again.”
        ― W.H. Auden


        "God made the angels to show His splendour - as He made animals for innocence and plants for their simplicity. But men and women He made to serve Him wittily, in the tangle of their minds."
        -- Robert Bolt, A Man for All Seasons


        "It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye."
        --Antoine de Saint-Exupery

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        • #19
          Anybody else ever get in a snowball fight on a European mission? I was wondering for a while why these local kids couldn't hit the broad side of a barn or get any velocity on their throws and then realized that baseball isn't a thing in Europe.

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          • #20
            Originally posted by LA Ute View Post
            They never do at these events.
            lol
            So Russell...what do you love about music? To begin with, everything.

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            • #21
              Seeing President Uchtdorf in a Dodgers uniform shakes my testimony more than anything else I've seen on CUF.
              "In conclusion, let me give a shout-out to dirty sex. What a great thing it is" - Northwestcoug
              "And you people wonder why you've had extermination orders issued against you." - landpoke
              "Can't . . . let . . . foolish statements . . . by . . . BYU fans . . . go . . . unanswered . . . ." - LA Ute

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              • #22
                Originally posted by MarkGrace View Post
                lol
                You're passing through the veil into total weirdness now.

                Originally posted by DU Ute View Post
                Seeing President Uchtdorf in a Dodgers uniform shakes my testimony more than anything else I've seen on CUF.
                Really? It warmed my apologist heart. I know that the Dodgers are the true baseball team.
                Last edited by LA Ute; 07-03-2012, 06:52 PM.
                “There is a great deal of difference in believing something still, and believing it again.”
                ― W.H. Auden


                "God made the angels to show His splendour - as He made animals for innocence and plants for their simplicity. But men and women He made to serve Him wittily, in the tangle of their minds."
                -- Robert Bolt, A Man for All Seasons


                "It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye."
                --Antoine de Saint-Exupery

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                • #23
                  Someone spotted Dieter at a Jazz game not wearing a White Shirt I thought. He loves his sports. Rusty Nelson is a skier don't know if he skies anymore or not pushing 90. With security around I don't think you will see these guys in public much. You probably won't be able to go up and shoot the breeze with them. Guys F burton HOward rebuked a missionary for refering to the GA's as guys. Tom Perry threw out a pitch in Boston as well.

                  I think they have to wear a white shirt every time they are in public.

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by LA Ute View Post
                    You're passing through the veil into total weirdness now.



                    Really? It warmed my apologist heart. I know that the Dodgers are the true baseball team.
                    The dodgers are only the correlated baseball team. Once uou get past the dull pablum product you are used to you will realize the Giants are the correct approach and answer. We enlightened fans wait for you there with open arms.
                    PLesa excuse the tpyos.

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by creekster View Post
                      The dodgers are only the correlated baseball team. Once uou get past the dull pablum product you are used to you will realize the Giants are the correct approach and answer. We enlightened fans wait for you there with open arms.
                      It's OK. I love heretics too, even if they worship a different team than I do.
                      “There is a great deal of difference in believing something still, and believing it again.”
                      ― W.H. Auden


                      "God made the angels to show His splendour - as He made animals for innocence and plants for their simplicity. But men and women He made to serve Him wittily, in the tangle of their minds."
                      -- Robert Bolt, A Man for All Seasons


                      "It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye."
                      --Antoine de Saint-Exupery

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by LA Ute View Post
                        You're passing through the veil into total weirdness now.
                        I can't help it that you say funny stuff.
                        So Russell...what do you love about music? To begin with, everything.

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by MarkGrace View Post
                          I can't help it that you say funny stuff.
                          Funny to 7th graders?
                          “There is a great deal of difference in believing something still, and believing it again.”
                          ― W.H. Auden


                          "God made the angels to show His splendour - as He made animals for innocence and plants for their simplicity. But men and women He made to serve Him wittily, in the tangle of their minds."
                          -- Robert Bolt, A Man for All Seasons


                          "It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye."
                          --Antoine de Saint-Exupery

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by LA Ute View Post
                            Funny to 7th graders?
                            lol
                            So Russell...what do you love about music? To begin with, everything.

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by MarkGrace View Post
                              lol
                              .
                              “There is a great deal of difference in believing something still, and believing it again.”
                              ― W.H. Auden


                              "God made the angels to show His splendour - as He made animals for innocence and plants for their simplicity. But men and women He made to serve Him wittily, in the tangle of their minds."
                              -- Robert Bolt, A Man for All Seasons


                              "It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye."
                              --Antoine de Saint-Exupery

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                              • #30
                                Any video of the Diet's pitch? I'm uncomfortable saying anyone throws worse than Obama based on a still photo.

                                Dubya, for his myraid of faults, could at least throw a legit strike from the mound without looking like a complete asshat.
                                "Remember to double tap"

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