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  • The Fourth Nephite
    Junior Member
    • Mar 2009
    • 781
    #1

    New Ward Missionary

    I'm WML leader and I just got a new WM. Nobody asked my opinion, he was just assigned to me (my old WM moved). He doesn't like to "dress up" (whatever that means) and he never travels to California or Salt Lake because he is afraid he would instigate a physical altercation with any homosexuals he might bump into. In other words, he's afraid he couldn't control himself and he would beat them up.

    I know it sounds like I'm making this up or that he is kidding, but I'm not and I'm pretty sure he's serious.
    "I'm going to go back to CUF now, where the censorship is less, the average IQ is higher, and we don't have to deal with so much of this nonsense. Goodbye." - SoonerCoug
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    • myboynoah
      Senior Member
      • Nov 2008
      • 21719
      #2
      Originally posted by The Fourth Nephite View Post
      I'm WML leader and I just got a new WM. Nobody asked my opinion, he was just assigned to me (my old WM moved). He doesn't like to "dress up" (whatever that means) and he never travels to California or Salt Lake because he is afraid he would instigate a physical altercation with any homosexuals he might bump into. In other words, he's afraid he couldn't control himself and he would beat them up.

      I know it sounds like I'm making this up or that he is kidding, but I'm not and I'm pretty sure he's serious.
      I admire his honesty. I think you can build on that.
      Give 'em Hell, Cougars!!!

      For all this His anger is not turned away, but His hand is stretched out still.

      Not long ago an obituary appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune that said the recently departed had "died doing what he enjoyed most—watching BYU lose."

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        • FMCoug
          Senior Member
          • Nov 2008
          • 6825
          #3
          I'll take Redneck Utah for $500 Alex
          "It's true that everything happens for a reason. Just remember that sometimes that reason is that you did something really, really, stupid."

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