If Romney goes President, vote for if he should go to church.

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  • RobinFinderson
    Banned
    • Nov 2008
    • 10548

    #1

    If Romney goes President, vote for if he should go to church.

    Romney might win president, or so I hear from Stake President's son. How will he go to church? Security detail every time? Also, church might be embarrassed for bad architecture when press takes photos of Sunday worship. He shouldn't have a calling, or door greater. Some throwaway calling. But probably just shouldn't go to church, and save everyone a lot of effort. Vote.
    39
    Yes, but can work on Sunday most weekends.
    30.77%
    12
    Yes, and teach Sunday School.
    5.13%
    2
    Yes, but small calling, like guy with small cheerio vacuum
    38.46%
    15
    No
    25.64%
    10
  • myboynoah
    Senior Member
    • Nov 2008
    • 21719

    #2
    I answered number 1 because it was the funniest.

    There should have been a "No, but the dinkins bring him the sacrament at the White House each week." That would be a rad assignment. I bet the MPs would be pulling rank on the dinkins.
    Give 'em Hell, Cougars!!!

    For all this His anger is not turned away, but His hand is stretched out still.

    Not long ago an obituary appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune that said the recently departed had "died doing what he enjoyed most—watching BYU lose."

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    • Shaka
      Senior Member
      • Dec 2008
      • 10434

      #3
      Originally posted by RobinFinderson View Post
      Romney might win president, or so I hear from Stake President's son. How will he go to church? Security detail every time? Also, church might be embarrassed for bad architecture when press takes photos of Sunday worship. He shouldn't have a calling, or door greater. Some throwaway calling. But probably just shouldn't go to church, and save everyone a lot of effort. Vote.
      Are you kidding me? The National Cathedral will be turned into a wardhouse!

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      • Sleeping in EQ
        Philosopher of Men
        • Nov 2008
        • 4188

        #4
        He'll just run things from the D.C. temple.
        We all trust our own unorthodoxies.

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        • Spicy McHaggis
          Junior Member
          • Jun 2009
          • 178

          #5
          Originally posted by Sleeping in EQ View Post
          He'll just run things from the D.C. temple.
          Are you sure he won't be running things from Independence, MO?

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          • Portland Ute
            Junior Member
            • Dec 2008
            • 5647

            #6
            The church will just have to buy this building back and restore it:



            It will become the National Stake House.

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            • Indy Coug
              Heartless Bastard
              • Dec 2008
              • 18747

              #7
              Originally posted by Sleeping in EQ View Post
              He'll just run things from the D.C. temple.
              They'll have a file on you both in SLC and in DC. Be afraid, be very afraid.
              Everything in life is an approximation.

              http://twitter.com/CougarStats

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              • SoonerCoug
                Joycelyn Elders Supporter
                • Nov 2008
                • 4680

                #8
                Romney should definitely not go to the temple.
                That which may be asserted without evidence may be dismissed without evidence. -C. Hitchens

                http://twitter.com/SoonerCoug

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