Anybody else notice

[Donuthole]

Would it be possible to give that Kanye West sound treatment to Sis. Dibbs's talk at the point where she's grinning while mentioning four people plunging to their tragic deaths?

Auto-Tune General Conference! Somebody needs to make this happen.

[Pheidippides]

Auto-Tune General Conference! Somebody needs to make this happen.

I need to wipe off my monitor now.

[Color Me Badd Fan]

Auto-Tune General Conference! Somebody needs to make this happen.

Auto-tune! I forgot what that was called. Yes, Auto-Tune Sis. Diggs's totally awesome recounting of the happiest untimely deaths you'll ever hear about.

[Fiyero]

Would it be possible to give that Kanye West sound treatment to Sis. Dibbs's talk at the point where she's grinning while mentioning four people plunging to their tragic deaths?

I do believe one of CMBF's predictions in the other thread was that the token female speaker would maintain her Joker smile.

One more point earned.

[Color Me Badd Fan]

I do believe one of CMBF's predictions in the other thread was that the token female speaker would not fail to break from her Joker smile.

One more point earned.

If you combine my predictions/comments from the predictions thread and Fantasy GC thread, then you have to give me credit.

African guy in tribal garb? Check, though it was two African women in tribal garb.

Token female speaker smiling too much? Check and her smiling exceeded my wildest expectations.

Elder Richard G. Scott putting in a 2001 Marshall Faulk fantasy GC performance. Check. The last five minutes of his pornography talk was like that time Tomlinson scored five TDs on that Monday Night game back in 2005 or 2006.

Unflattering dresses worn by the female MOTAB members. Check.

Since I didn't watch much of conference, maybe someone else can look at some of my other predictions.

[LA Ute]

If you combine my predictions/comments from the predictions thread and Fantasy GC thread, then you have to give me credit.

African guy in tribal garb? Check, though it was two African women in tribal garb.

Token female speaker smiling too much? Check and her smiling exceeded my wildest expectations.

Elder Richard G. Scott putting in a 2001 Marshall Faulk fantasy GC performance. Check. The last five minutes of his pornography talk was like that time Tomlinson scored five TDs on that Monday Night game back in 2005 or 2006.

Unflattering dresses worn by the female MOTAB members. Check.

Since I didn't watch much of conference, maybe someone else can look at some of my other predictions.

I'm beginning to get the impression you don't like general conference because of the predictable presence of all these elements. Am I right?

[Color Me Badd Fan]

I'm beginning to get the impression you don't like general conference because of the predictable presence of all these elements. Am I right?

I didn't watch much of conference because of college football on Saturday and the NFL on Sunday. I did catch the Sunday Morning and last half of the Sunday Afternoon sessions. My wife just wouldn't tolerate me missing any more than I did.

As for my feelings regarding conference, I like it just fine. I don't blame the church for trying to put on a multi-cultural face, if I were calling the shots I'd do the same thing.

The constant use of passive voice is indeed annoying. I have a mixed relationship with sister talks. Ann Dibbs's talk yesterday was an unintentional comedy grand slam. Otherwise, I find a lot of them either trite and/or a little insulting to women. Elder Scott devoted 5 minutes of his talk towards pornography. Five minutes during the session that's watched more than any of the others.

[LA Ute]

Five minutes during the session that's watched more than any of the others.

I guess he thinks porn is an important subject. You don't? (not trolling, just catching up on your views).

[Flystripper]

Yesterday the SL Trib captured another front-page photo of a scowling Sister Monson. Is she always unhappy?

she is smiling...I think

[Indy Coug]

All we need now is for Adam to crawl out from underneath whatever rock and start slamming Sis. Monson with the frenetic vigor he used to on CG.

[RobinFinderson]

Who, Frances? She needs to lighten up.

Look at the youngish looking man behind Monson. There is family resemblance there, like he might be Monson's son. He looks like a younger douchier Thomas Monson with a soul patch.

[Art Vandelay]

Who, Frances? She needs to lighten up.

I appreciate that Abercrombie guy brought a darker pair of sunglasses to wear when the brown ones just aren't cool enough to be worn inside.

[Fiyero]

I appreciate that Abercrombie guy brought a darker pair of sunglasses to wear when the brown ones just aren't cool enough to be worn inside.

Hey when you have the money to be in the special front five rows, you can even hire a tranny to accompany you.

[RobinFinderson]

How can President Monson afford front five-row tickets?