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  • FMCoug
    Senior Member
    • Nov 2008
    • 6825

    #1

    More evidence of Mormon racism

    Notice what is missing at the Ward Christmas Party?

    "It's true that everything happens for a reason. Just remember that sometimes that reason is that you did something really, really, stupid."
  • falafel
    loves to talk on things
    • Mar 2009
    • 37928

    #2
    I think you've got it backwards. The pepper so so popular its gone already. The salt is left full and untouched.
    Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

    Dig your own grave, and save!

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    • RobinFinderson
      Banned
      • Nov 2008
      • 10548

      #3
      Originally posted by falafel View Post
      I think you've got it backwards. The pepper so so popular its gone already. The salt is left full and untouched.
      How is that not racism?

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      • TripletDaddy
        sweet triple
        • Nov 2008
        • 58186

        #4
        Why do people put butter in bowls at ward parties? Never understood that. Can't they just as easily buy small paper plates?
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        • creekster
          It is NOT a monkey!
          • Nov 2008
          • 22661

          #5
          Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
          Why do people put butter in bowls at ward parties? Never understood that. Can't they just as easily buy small paper plates?
          I think they should call you to stock the supply closet. Then you could make all those really important decisions and make sure you please all the people out there that prefer plates or bowls.
          PLesa excuse the tpyos.

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          • falafel
            loves to talk on things
            • Mar 2009
            • 37928

            #6
            Originally posted by RobinFinderson View Post
            How is that not racism?
            Racist!
            Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

            Dig your own grave, and save!

            "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

            "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

            GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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            • TripletDaddy
              sweet triple
              • Nov 2008
              • 58186

              #7
              Originally posted by creekster View Post
              I think they should call you to stock the supply closet. Then you could make all those really important decisions and make sure you please all the people out there that prefer plates or bowls.
              Objection: non responsive.
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              • wuapinmon
                Soul Plumber
                • Dec 2008
                • 30711

                #8
                Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
                Why do people put butter in bowls at ward parties? Never understood that. Can't they just as easily buy small paper plates?
                I like it when it's in a bowl if it's pre-cut, giving it time to soften so you can actually spread it. That looks like a regular stick in a bowl which don't make no séns-uh.
                "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
                The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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                • Uncle Ted
                  The Big 12 money shot.
                  • Apr 2010
                  • 28853

                  #9
                  Originally posted by wuapinmon View Post
                  I like it when it's in a bowl if it's pre-cut, giving it time to soften so you can actually spread it. That looks like a regular stick in a bowl which don't make no séns-uh.
                  Butter shouldn't be served at all for a formal dinner. Given all the paper products I assume this isn't a formal setting so it should have been formed into balls and served approximately two minutes before dinner is announced. When it is served properly a pick (not a spoon or fork) should be used for serving the butter balls.
                  "If there is one thing I am, it's always right." -Ted Nugent.
                  "I honestly believe saying someone is a smart lawyer is damning with faint praise. The smartest people become engineers and scientists." -SU.
                  "Yet I still see wisdom in that which Uncle Ted posts." -creek.
                  GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                  • Moliere
                    One man.....one pie
                    • Oct 2009
                    • 27843

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Uncle Ted View Post
                    butter balls.
                    This!
                    "Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf

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                    • pellegrino
                      miserere me
                      • Jan 2009
                      • 12100

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Uncle Ted View Post
                      Butter shouldn't be served at all for a formal dinner. Given all the paper products I assume this isn't a formal setting so it should have been formed into balls and served approximately two minutes before dinner is announced. When it is served properly a pick (not a spoon or fork) should be used for serving the butter balls.
                      thanks, Emily.
                      Dio perdona tante cose per un’opera di misericordia
                      God forgives many things for an act of mercy
                      Alessandro Manzoni

                      Knock it off. This board has enough problems without a dose of middle-age lechery.

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