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Never during an endowment session, but almost always during sealings or initiatories.Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss
There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock
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Gotta think one of the temple people would come tell you to knock it off.Originally posted by Clark Addison View PostDo people do this? I haven't seen it and it would be pretty obvious most of the time, I would think."It's true that everything happens for a reason. Just remember that sometimes that reason is that you did something really, really, stupid."
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My second anointing was done over FaceTime."Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf
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A counselor in our stake presidency told us yesterday that they've received text messages during stake conference from members in the audience. When questioned, he declined to report the content. I'm thinking something like, "Wrap it up."
This is just a higher tech version of the note a branch president near Vienna slipped me shortly after I began my talk: "Zwei Minuten, ENDE!"
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Me too. I lack both a smart phone and a temple recommend.Originally posted by BigPiney View PostThis would require me owning a smartphone.What's to explain? It's a bunch of people, most of whom you've never met, who are just as likely to be homicidal maniacs as they are to be normal everyday people, with whom you share the minutiae of your everyday life. It's totally normal, and everyone would understand.
-Teenage Dirtbag
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Originally posted by Moliere View PostMy second anointing was done over FaceTime.
"...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
"You are an intemperate, unscientific poster who makes light of very serious matters.”
- SeattleUte
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You could probably borrow both.Originally posted by marsupial View PostMe too. I lack both a smart phone and a temple recommend.Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.
Dig your own grave, and save!
"The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American
"I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally
GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!
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Lucky. I have only received a new calling over FaceTime.Originally posted by Moliere View PostMy second anointing was done over FaceTime."If there is one thing I am, it's always right." -Ted Nugent.
"I honestly believe saying someone is a smart lawyer is damning with faint praise. The smartest people become engineers and scientists." -SU.
"Yet I still see wisdom in that which Uncle Ted posts." -creek.
GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!
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There was so much boring and false doctrine blather going from the pulpit a few Fast Sundays ago, I texted my bishop and asked him if he wanted me to liven up the meeting a bit. He didn't get the message until later and I kept my seat. Oh well.Originally posted by PaloAltoCougar View PostA counselor in our stake presidency told us yesterday that they've received text messages during stake conference from members in the audience. When questioned, he declined to report the content. I'm thinking something like, "Wrap it up."
This is just a higher tech version of the note a branch president near Vienna slipped me shortly after I began my talk: "Zwei Minuten, ENDE!"A Mormon president could make a perfectly patriotic, competent, inspiring leader. But not Mitt Romney. He is a husked void. --David Javerbaum
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