Are you ready?

[Scott R Nelson]

I want a T-shirt that reads something like:

I survived
Judgement Day 2011

And all I got
was this crummy
T-shirt

May 21, 2011

[Viking]

Greetings from the other side! It was about 2am last night, on a plane to Rio, when I could tell it had happened. We were raptured. I apparently have access to the internet in the afterlife...good times.

[TripletDaddy]

Dang, only an hour left and not raptured yet.

This is really trying my faith.

I knew your nice guy Internet persona was all an act.

[myboynoah]

Dang, only an hour left and not raptured yet.

This is really trying my faith.

[Babs]

He won't be left behind. We will still be handcuffed together after our last night of mortal relations, so he will be hauled up with me. Sorry to tell ya, JLeb.

Um, you don't usually....

nevermind.

[Jeff Lebowski]

He won't be left behind. We will still be handcuffed together after our last night of mortal relations, so he will be hauled up with me. Sorry to tell ya, JLeb.

Phew. Good to know.

[SuperGabers]

Careful, BFM. It you are too rude that may tip the balance on your ledger and you won't be caught up in the rapture. I would hate to see you left behind with UtahDan.

He won't be left behind. We will still be handcuffed together after our last night of mortal relations, so he will be hauled up with me. Sorry to tell ya, JLeb.

[myboynoah]

Still no rapture.

Huge sidewalk sale here today, not looking good.

Please Lord, rapture me. Rapture me now.

[myboynoah]

Crud, I fell asleep. Maybe I missed it.

I went for a walk this morning and not as many people out on the street. Maybe that guy knows what he's talking about.

I'm hoping there's a phased approach to this rapture. Maybe I'll make the 8:00 am phase.

I'll keep you posted.

Doh. It's Saturday. No wonder the streets are clear.

There's still a chance,

But I fear that by living in a heathen nation that the Lord will just pass us over without even taking a look. Anybody heard from CJF? He's smart to be in a Christian nation this day.

Also, there is no way in Hell 3D is being raptured. No way in Hell.

[TripletDaddy]

Crud, I fell asleep. Maybe I missed it.

I went for a walk this morning and not as many people out on the street. Maybe that guy knows what he's talking about.

I'm hoping there's a phased approach to this rapture. Maybe I'll make the 8:00 am phase.

I'll keep you posted.

lol @ myboynoah for not being raptured.

[myboynoah]

myboynoah is no longer online, fyi.

Crud, I fell asleep. Maybe I missed it.

I went for a walk this morning and not as many people out on the street. Maybe that guy knows what he's talking about.

I'm hoping there's a phased approach to this rapture. Maybe I'll make the 8:00 am phase.

I'll keep you posted.

[mtnbiker]

what-EVER. Don't even THINK of starting the math smacktalk with me! Why, just last week I correctly calculated the projected settlement if it's 10% of a possible 100k award.

Finally going to start paying tithing? You do know it's jokingly called fire insurance, right?

I wrote the check but I'm going to hold on to it until Sunday just to make sure.

Ha ha, my comment was actually directed at Babs, but she didn't take the bait.

[TripletDaddy]

myboynoah is no longer online, fyi.

[RC Vikings]

Finally going to start paying tithing? You do know it's jokingly called fire insurance, right?

I wrote the check but I'm going to hold on to it until Sunday just to make sure.

[Flystripper]

I hope it happens. It would be nice to get rid of you guys so some real debauchery can happen without all of your harsh judgment!