Great Day at Church

[DapperDan]

Are we a church of Pharisees or a church with Pharisees? I don't believe for a second we are a church of Pharisees.

I'll need to consult the HOI before I can answer that.


Edit: I'm disappointed this thread has lost its positive mojo.

[BigFatMeanie]

During F&T meeting today one of the older ladies in the ward said she had a hometeacher who was "very scrumptious." That got a lot of uncomfortable laughs. The same lady has also said that before joining the church she thought Joseph Smith was "just a horny shyster," and that she gets highly offended by the use of "um" and "other audible pauses" when people speak in a public forum. She recommended that church members who struggle with this should look into joining Toastmasters.

She's pretty much in the ward testimony meeting HOF.

Why the heck was your ward having F&T meeting on the 15th of May?

[Babs]

Edit: I'm disappointed this thread has lost its positive mojo.

Yeah, I was surprised when I saw there were fifteen responses. I should have known somebody (*cough* nikuman) had hijacked the thread in favor of negative commentary.

[Moliere]

Yesterdays church service was great for me as well. Good meeting before hand, great talks in sacrament, and my kids behaved themselves for the most part.

[pellegrino]

Yeah, I was surprised when I saw there were fifteen responses. I should have known somebody (*cough* nikuman) had hijacked the thread in favor of negative commentary.

be nice to the man, he probably should have put it in the "what I learned at church thread" but that's ok if he didn't.

[SportUTE]

We had an RM speak along with someone from the Dry Council.

The returned missionary served in Thailand. He gave a powerful witness and talk about how to he become fully engaged in the work, lost himself in serving others yet it was the happiest time of his life.. The transformation from joc to RM was absolutely stunning in his case.

The best part of his talk is he left only 3-4 minutes for the High Councilman to speak. Win-Win!

[wuapinmon]

nikuman can post all he wants here. Everyone had a day at church yesterday and I'm sure in our Church of/with Pharisees, not everyone had a great time.

[creekster]

I blame MBN; he started it off comlpainign about some free food he was given.

[MarkGrace]

Why the heck was your ward having F&T meeting on the 15th of May?

If I paid attention in church, I'd probably know the answer to this.

[Commando]

I also had a great day at church. (First off, I keep reading the thread title as Green Day at Church). I got recruited for a six voice choral number, and rocked the tenor part w only two practices... also, lots of new cuties I'm meeting. I wasn't previously aware I was a Pharisee, howver, and am quite shaken up today.

[myboynoah]

I blame MBN; he started it off comlpainign about some free food he was given.

I didn't comlpainign initially, and any comlpainignts were in reference to past days at church, not this one in particular, which was actually very nice for reasons I have already noted.