The Second Coming

[taekwondave]

If the day ever comes when a great destruction precedes the sound of a loud voice and a man with holes in his hands and feet floats down from Heaven and says his name is Jesus Christ....

I will put gun to his face and pull the trigger.

If he dies, everyone will owe me a thank you. If he doesnt, I'll apologize.

Ahhh. I could never have said that over on Cougar Corner

[The_Tick]

If the day ever comes when a great destruction precedes the sound of a loud voice and a man with holes in his hands and feet floats down from Heaven and says his name is Jesus Christ....

I will put gun to his face and pull the trigger.

If he dies, everyone will owe me a thank you. If he doesnt, I'll apologize.

Ahhh. I could never have said that over on Cougar Corner

Probably not.

But it is pretty offensive to most of us here. We just use our own mental filters. We are adults after all.

You are just an idiot.

[UtahDan]

Dave. Welcome. Also, it might be a good idea to read some threads and get the flavor of this place before firing both barrels, pun intended.

[BlueHair]

What is Cougar Corner?

[taekwondave]

I've read you guys plenty. I know what I'm dealing with here. Some of you will hate this statement, some of you will not, most of you will be pretty chill about it because you'll know that there's more to the statement than meets the eye. That's what I've been impressed with here.

Oh, and some of you will say something totally hilarious.

As for being an idiot, The_Tick, I can't totally disagree with you. I'm absolutely shocked at some of the crap I believe. Hopefully this place will rub off on me.

Now, as for my post, this is a funny thought I've had for quite some time. It shouldn't offend anyone.

If Christ is already dead and risen and is now immortal, I'm sure he wouldn't mind me firing off a round in his eye just to make sure. When I was done, if it was really Him, I think he'd say something like, "David. Because you have fired you believe. Blessed are those who do not fire, and yet still believe." And then we'd have a good laugh together. And eat some fish.

However, Joseph Smith seemed to think there were impostors out there who we ought to test just to be safe. I've looked over Joseph's suggestions and find them a little....lacking in realistic efficacy.

I'm sure my method is no more disrespectful than asking an angel for the right tokens or signs that he could have easily picked up in a million different ways. If some guy comes down from Heaven and says He's Jesus, he's about to change things up in some pretty heavy ways. I don't think he'll be carrying around a birth certificate from 1 AD so I figured this would work just as well.

Relax. It's kind of a joke. Kind of

[myboynoah]

If the day ever comes when a great destruction precedes the sound of a loud voice and a man with holes in his hands and feet floats down from Heaven and says his name is Jesus Christ....

I will put gun to his face and pull the trigger.

If he dies, everyone will owe me a thank you. If he doesnt, I'll apologize.

Ahhh. I could never have said that over on Cougar Corner

Please, you won't even be there to run your little veracity test.

[old_gregg]

ask him to shake your hand, i heard that works

[DU Ute]

What is Cougar Corner?

Whatever it is, it sounds like they have some some sense of decency and decorum over there.

[taekwondave]

Whatever it is, it sounds like they have some some sense of decency and decorum over there.

Yeah. They LOVE Ute fans. Go knock yourself out

[The_Tick]

I've read you guys plenty. I know what I'm dealing with here. Some of you will hate this statement, some of you will not, most of you will be pretty chill about it because you'll know that there's more to the statement than meets the eye. That's what I've been impressed with here.

Oh, and some of you will say something totally hilarious.

As for being an idiot, The_Tick, I can't totally disagree with you. I'm absolutely shocked at some of the crap I believe. Hopefully this place will rub off on me.

Now, as for my post, this is a funny thought I've had for quite some time. It shouldn't offend anyone.

If Christ is already dead and risen and is now immortal, I'm sure he wouldn't mind me firing off a round in his eye just to make sure. When I was done, if it was really Him, I think he'd say something like, "David. Because you have fired you believe. Blessed are those who do not fire, and yet still believe." And then we'd have a good laugh together. And eat some fish.

However, Joseph Smith seemed to think there were impostors out there who we ought to test just to be safe. I've looked over Joseph's suggestions and find them a little....lacking in realistic efficacy.

I'm sure my method is no more disrespectful than asking an angel for the right tokens or signs that he could have easily picked up in a million different ways. If some guy comes down from Heaven and says He's Jesus, he's about to change things up in some pretty heavy ways. I don't think he'll be carrying around a birth certificate from 1 AD so I figured this would work just as well.

Relax. It's kind of a joke. Kind of

Well it offends me.

Something about you rubs me the wrong way.

[UtahDan]

On the bright side, this thread is not about refractory periods.

[creekster]

Remember, tDave, just becasue you can doesn't mean you should.

[Coach McGuirk]

Well it offends me.

Something about you rubs me the wrong way.

Let me make it better, Tick,

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[Rosebud]

Well it offends me.

Something about you rubs me the wrong way.

lol. I'm in a strange mood today. I'm missing you Tick . Isn't there some thread where you go into all the ways I offend you, too? What was that?

[The_Tick]

lol. I'm in a strange mood today. I'm missing you Tick . Isn't there some thread where you go into all the ways I offend you, too? What was that?

Not sure.

I will say it is good to see you around.

I am going through some spiritual soul searching right now. A certain talk in this last conference really has me examining myself from the outside looking in.

There are some changes I know I have to make, but not sure how or when to impliment them.

Being kind to others is one of them. But this comment bothered me.

Sorry if I have offended you in the past, and I was honest in saying it is good to see you around.