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  • I have a lame question about Deity!

    I would think that God has a very nice cutlery set.

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    Yes.
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    No.
    30.00%
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    I see God as having a personal Chef.
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    Last edited by creekster; 02-11-2011, 10:44 AM. Reason: becasue we agreed I would do this to rhyming threads

  • #2
    Originally posted by wally View Post
    I would think that God has a very nice cutlery set.


    Why would god need knives when he can cut through a ripe tomato with his bare hands. See fresh bread as well.

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    • #3
      Brigham Young had more than one knife. In fact, he had many knives. So one would think that God would also have many knives as well.
      Last edited by Uncle Ted; 02-11-2011, 10:39 AM.
      "If there is one thing I am, it's always right." -Ted Nugent.
      "I honestly believe saying someone is a smart lawyer is damning with faint praise. The smartest people become engineers and scientists." -SU.
      "Yet I still see wisdom in that which Uncle Ted posts." -creek.
      GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Uncle Ted View Post
        Brigham Young had more than one knife. In fact, he had many knifes. So one would think that God would also have many knifes as well.
        Joseph had many wives as well and even borrowed some from other knive holders, some of which didn't even know he borrowed them. He was very sly with knives.
        "Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf

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        • #5
          Last edited by falafel; 02-11-2011, 11:36 AM.
          Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

          Dig your own grave, and save!

          "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

          "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

          GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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          • #6
            Mormons are great Cutco salespersons. I say yes.
            Jesus wants me for a sunbeam.

            "Cog dis is a bitch." -James Patterson

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            • #7
              Originally posted by falafel View Post
              Paying off in spades.
              Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

              Dig your own grave, and save!

              "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

              "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

              GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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              • #8
                Originally posted by falafel View Post
                Paying off in spades.
                Everyone has to admit that is the best summon card ever made, right?

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                • #9
                  This is war.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by UtahDan View Post
                    Everyone has to admit that is the best summon card ever made, right?
                    When he'll let you use it. He ruins it half the time.
                    "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
                    The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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