Whoa... what if life really is a test? A NAZI test...

[RobinFinderson]

Whoa... so, what if life really is a test, except we exist as some future beings who have sworn loyalty to some Nazi-like fuhrer, because the fuhrer is so freaking off the hook evil that he would exterminate anyone who doesn't swear an oath of allegence to his dictatorship, except here's the catch -- his scientists have developed a truth-serum that runs your consciousness through a life simulator as a means to judge your true character. So, what if when you die, you wake up to find out that your earthly life of Mormon orthodoxy will be rewarded with a high position of authority in the fuhrer's chain of command, and when people like me and SU die, we will be sent to the gas chambers....

If this really is what existence is all about, let me be the first to say to SU, "Friend, we should forgive them, for they know not what they do."

[wally]

I'd get your money back from your dealer. I think he gave you some skunk weed.

[clackamascoug]

Wow - A real live case of Freudian Justification. Make your peace, or repent, but don't keep beating a dead horse.

[old_gregg]

Whoa... so, what if life really is a test, except we exist as some future beings who have sworn loyalty to some Nazi-like fuhrer, because the fuhrer is so freaking off the hook evil that he would exterminate anyone who doesn't swear an oath of allegence to his dictatorship, except here's the catch -- his scientists have developed a truth-serum that runs your consciousness through a life simulator as a means to judge your true character. So, what if when you die, you wake up to find out that your earthly life of Mormon orthodoxy will be rewarded with a high position of authority in the fuhrer's chain of command, and when people like me and SU die, we will be sent to the gas chambers....

If this really is what existence is all about, let me be the first to say to SU, "Friend, we should forgive them, for they know not what they do."

so you decided to introduce little robin to hallucinogenics, then?

[RobinFinderson]

Geesh! Just because someone starts a post with "Whoa..." does not mean that the content was composed under the influence of drugs. It simply means that the author is acknowledging that the ideas are the sort of thing one might imagine under the influence of drugs.

[RobinFinderson]

Wow - A real live case of Freudian Justification. Make your peace, or repent, but don't keep beating a dead horse.

My post had nothing to do with the Mormon church, except for the fact that one's life of orthodoxy would earn the trust of the fuhrer. The religion behind the orthodoxy wouldn't matter, and a radical Islamic suicide bomber would have just as much post-mortal credibility as a an orthodox Mormon.