One gallon to one cup of coke still sinning

[Green Monstah]

Last night at about 8:00 pm I was closing a door on my 100 year old p.o.s. "carriage house" and the sliding door came off the track and fell on me. I dropped a very loud F-bomb and a guy from my neighbors yard said, "hey, there are kids around." I didn't have time to come up with a reply because the stupid 200+ pound 8'x10' door was trying to stifle my profanity on its own. What has the world come to when a man can't drop the f-bomb when assaulted in their own yard by an inanimate object.

lol.

I have some cousins who come from a very good, but very sheltered LDS family (dad was a MP, and all six boys refrained from kissing a girl until post-mish...three had their first kiss with their eventual spouse). They had a family reunion a few years back and were making a bonfire out of some old junk they had on their property. They were all arguing whether it was too close to the house (a legit concern), but somehow the oldest brother was able to pour gasoline all over the brushpile without anyone noticing and while his younger brother was atop of the pile trying to smash it down, he lit a match, threw it on the pile and yelled "fire in the HOLE!" His younger brother had to fly through the flames and had several burns (1st or 2nd degree) on his exposed arms and legs. As he's leaping through the flames, however, he yells "YOU MOTHERF&*&^!"

His mother was distraught with grief...not because one son almost committed homicide; not because the other son had burns all over his extremities, but because he dropped the F-bomb. haha.

[doctorcoug]

Last night at about 8:00 pm I was closing a door on my 100 year old p.o.s. "carriage house" and the sliding door came off the track and fell on me. I dropped a very loud F-bomb and a guy from my neighbors yard said, "hey, there are kids around." I didn't have time to come up with a reply because the stupid 200+ pound 8'x10' door was trying to stifle my profanity on its own. What has the world come to when a man can't drop the f-bomb when assaulted in their own yard by an inanimate object.

That's the beauty of living in the sticks...when I swear in the backyard, no falling tree in the forest hears it.

[filsdepac]

Last night at about 8:00 pm I was closing a door on my 100 year old p.o.s. "carriage house" and the sliding door came off the track and fell on me. I dropped a very loud F-bomb and a guy from my neighbors yard said, "hey, there are kids around." I didn't have time to come up with a reply because the stupid 200+ pound 8'x10' door was trying to stifle my profanity on its own. What has the world come to when a man can't drop the f-bomb when assaulted in their own yard by an inanimate object.

Nice. As long as you tell him it was used in a non-sexual manner, it's not rated R and therefore okay for the kiddies.

[falafel]

I've gone from about fifty f-bombs a day to zero. yay for me

Whew. I'm glad you took it all the way to 0, because even 1 f-bomb is as bad as 100.

[byu71]

I've gone from about fifty f-bombs a day to zero. yay for me

[grapevine]

So a can of coke is expensive? I was thinking what you put in a glass. When all the vices were quoted was when teacher brought up the Hyrum W Smith example. He was an lds motivational speaker who had to visit candy machine.

Our ward is not that affluent. Just talking about what can be vices. Some people said the Coke was a personal matter.

[old_gregg]

I've gone from about fifty f-bombs a day to zero. yay for me

did mrs. viking have anything to do with this?

[YOhio]

Last night at about 8:00 pm I was closing a door on my 100 year old p.o.s. "carriage house" and the sliding door came off the track and fell on me. I dropped a very loud F-bomb and a guy from my neighbors yard said, "hey, there are kids around." I didn't have time to come up with a reply because the stupid 200+ pound 8'x10' door was trying to stifle my profanity on its own. What has the world come to when a man can't drop the f-bomb when assaulted in their own yard by an inanimate object.

Ha! Great story. I'm less worried about the kids hearing the f-bomb and more worried about them hanging around outdoors at 8:00 p.m. in the middle of the winter.

[doctorcoug]

did mrs. viking have anything to do with this?

The number of f-bombs is inversely proportional to the size of the portfolio he manages.

[Moliere]

The frame around my license plate says, "I golf, therefor I swear." I actually had one person in the ward, a priesthood holder, tell me such a saying while funny isn't appropriate. He was dead serious. We were standing in the church parking lot.

It's funny because it's inappropriate

[SuperGabers]

Whew. I'm glad you took it all the way to 0, because even 1 f-bomb is as bad as 100.

Snort. Good one.