Classic mission meltdowns

[Green Monstah]

Elder 10-eyelet Doc Martens did NOT hurt him, and we did not get Elder Questionable* sent home.

BKP would follow circular logic to presume this event did not happen, because nobody is REALLY gay, because God doesn't love gays although he loves ALL of his creations, he wouldn't create anybody who is gay so this event did not happen, because nobody is REALLY gay, because God doesn't love gays although he loves ALL of his creations, so he wouldn't create anybody who is gay so this event didn't happen because...


*'Elder Questionable' was standing on the transition strip between the closet floor and the carpet in the rest of the room, and leaning forward to take the step, but wanted to finish his mission to make 'Mother' proud...

Sorry, I was using your post to poke fun at a contentious debate I had with the rest of CUFers regarding whether BKP green-lighted gay bashing in his "little factory" talk.

[NorthwestUteFan]

I know. And that talk pissed me off to no end so I thought your post was funny.

[Maximus]

Holy crap, this totally reminded me of my favorite Elder in the world. I had an area that we opened up for Spanish work. We lived with the ZLs in the area for a short time. While there one of the ZLs got a FOB Tongan kid. He was hilarious. He spoke very little English and we had to teach him how to do everything. The first time we took him to Safeway he about died and gone to heaven. So you can imagine his reaction when we introduced him to Wal-Mart.

Anyway, his companion would always do pranks on him. One night this elder was studying and had a fan blowing on him. His companion had horrible gas this night and kept walking behind the fan to fart so the fan would blow his fart over the Tongan elder. After a few times this happened he caught his companion in the act and went ballistic. All he yelled was "companion" in this pidgin English and started chasing him around the house until the ZL locked himself in the bathroom. Then the elder grabbed an aluminum bat from the closet and starts punching holes in the door as he's screaming "companion I kill you." Me and my companion were now scared to death but we calmed him down or so we thought. He put down the bat, went to the kitchen grabbed a chef's knife and broke our broomstick and began lashing the knife to the broomstick. He then waited outside the door with his homemade spear for about 2 hours until he announced for his companion to come out. Of course the ZL said hell no. Then he said his anger was gone and he could come out. We were careful not to fart around this elder again for about a week.

Was he related to this guy?