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  • Indy Coug
    Heartless Bastard
    • Dec 2008
    • 18747

    #1

    Gift Ideas for Deacon Ordination

    Since this is a new topic of discussion on Cougarboard, I thought I'd throw it out to CUF for discussion.

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  • Indy Coug
    Heartless Bastard
    • Dec 2008
    • 18747

    #2
    I'm going with a framed Photoshopped picture of BKP holding a white shirt in one hand and a tie in the other with a look on his face to the effect of "you'd better be wearing these".
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    • YOhio
      Hipster Mode
      • Nov 2008
      • 26165

      #3
      I don't know. Maybe have his mom/dad cook his favorite meal after church that day.

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      • RobinFinderson
        Banned
        • Nov 2008
        • 10548

        #4
        Get him one of those little key chain oil vials, but fill it with Pixie Stix dust. Give him some refills, because those vials won't hold much dust. Later in life, he will either use it for sacred oil or cocaine, depending on his life's choices.

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        • pellegrino
          miserere me
          • Jan 2009
          • 12100

          #5
          This is what I got, I highly recommend it. Looks like it's still available on ebay. If not, I think I may still have my copy and I'd be happy to give it to whomever for the price of shipping.



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          • HuskyFreeNorthwest
            Time to camp
            • Nov 2008
            • 26082

            #6
            I knew there was very little chance of this, but from the front page your post said "Gift ideas for Deacon...." I was really really hoping when I clicked and the full title was revealed it would be "Gift ideas for Deacon Jones".
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            • Moliere
              One man.....one pie
              • Oct 2009
              • 27822

              #7
              I our ward the Deacons quorum presidency usually goes to the new Deacon's house at 6am on the Saturday before the ordination and wakes him up (the parent's are obviously told in advance). They then put him in the leaders car and everyone goes to breakfast at the local IHOP or Dennys. The kids enjoy this much more than getting a pen with "Choose the Right" inscribed on it.
              "Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf

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              • YOhio
                Hipster Mode
                • Nov 2008
                • 26165

                #8
                Originally posted by Eddie Jones View Post
                I our ward the Deacons quorum presidency usually goes to the new Deacon's house at 6am on the Saturday before the ordination and wakes him up (the parent's are obviously told in advance). They then put him in the leaders car and everyone goes to breakfast at the local IHOP or Dennys. The kids enjoy this much more than getting a pen with "Choose the Right" inscribed on it.
                I love that tradition. What a cool way to welcome someone into the quorum.

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                • RC Vikings
                  Known Heterosexual
                  • Nov 2008
                  • 8788

                  #9
                  When did a Deacon Ordination become like a Bar Mitzvah?

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                  • myboynoah
                    Senior Member
                    • Nov 2008
                    • 21719

                    #10
                    Originally posted by RC Vikings View Post
                    When did a Deacon Ordination become like a Bar Mitzvah?
                    Exactly. We've just given them the power of God. It goes way downhill from there.
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                    • falafel
                      loves to talk on things
                      • Mar 2009
                      • 37906

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Eddie Jones View Post
                      I our ward the Deacons quorum presidency usually goes to the new Deacon's house at 6am on the Saturday before the ordination and wakes him up (the parent's are obviously told in advance). They then put him in the leaders car and everyone goes to breakfast at the local IHOP or Dennys. The kids enjoy this much more than getting a pen with "Choose the Right" inscribed on it.
                      That is cool. I'm going to forward this to our YM pres.
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