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24yes87.50%21no12.50%3When a true genius appears, you can know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in a confederacy against him.
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Welcome to ignore!Originally posted by SeattleUte View PostGive 'em Hell, Cougars!!!
For all this His anger is not turned away, but His hand is stretched out still.
Not long ago an obituary appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune that said the recently departed had "died doing what he enjoyed most—watching BYU lose."
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Here's one who doesn't.Originally posted by myboynoah View PostWhen a true genius appears, you can know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in a confederacy against him.
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Are you trying to see if you qualify?Originally posted by SeattleUte View PostPLesa excuse the tpyos.Comment
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Great topic.Originally posted by SeattleUte View Post
Back in my hometown we had a bishop who was trying so hard to get laid that he hired a "prostitute" ($40) who turned out to be a cop. That didn't work out so well for him. The bishop was also a state respresentative. Funny thing is that he remained a bishop for many months after his arrest. In the meantime, I wonder how many missions he delayed when 19-year-old boys confessed that they were playing 5 on 1.Last edited by SoonerCoug; 02-05-2009, 08:06 PM.That which may be asserted without evidence may be dismissed without evidence. -C. Hitchens
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So this isn't a discussion of Catholic clergy and whether or not they should be taking vows of celibacy?At least the Big Ten went after a big-time addition in Nebraska; the Pac-10 wanted a game so badly, it added Utah
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As long as I am not the one that has to do it for him, go for it!Get confident, stupid
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DittoWhen a true genius appears, you can know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in a confederacy against him.
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Bishops getting laid leads to bishops getting getting spayed.Comment
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This topic reminds me of a roadshow from high school. There was a youth that acted as the MC for the night and in between musical numbers, he would come out and tell jokes and whatnot.
After our ward was done with our number, I was sitting off to the side with some friends and listened to his joke. It went something like this:
A Mormon Bishop and a Catholic priest are on an airplane, having a nice conversation.
The stewardess offers them both a glass of wine. The Bishop says no thanks. The Priest says yes. As he takes a sip, he tells the Bishop, "you're missing out."
Later in the flight, the stewardess asks them if they would like a cigar (keep in mind that this was in the 80s, so federal laws did not yet prohibit smoking on flights....do you guys remember that? yikes). The Bishop says no thanks. Again, the Priest says yes. As he lights up and enjoys his smoke, he tells the Bishop, "You're missing out."
The plane lands and the Bishop and the Priest de-plane. At baggage claim, the Bishop's wife runs up to him, happy to see him. She is a really pretty woman. She jumps up on him and as she is hugging and kissing him, the Bishop tells the Priest, "you're missing out!"
We all laughed at this joke but I think the YM leader asked him to not tell that joke for the rest of the roadshow.Fitter. Happier. More Productive.
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Since it is pretty much required to be married and a bishop I think this is an easy answer. Although most bishops are probably too tired at the end of a day to even lift a finger.Originally posted by SeattleUte View Post"Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. UchtdorfComment
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Boardmail Tick's Wife, since she seems like she understands how this works somehow.Comment
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