One that I just heard: "... that it will provide us with energy throughout the remainider of the day."
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I always feel it slightly blasphemous when somebody blesses something like a dozen Krispy Kremes at a ward activity asking for them to "nourish and strengthen our bodies." God is powerful, but He has limits.Kids in general these days seem more socially retarded...
None of them date. They hang out. They text. They sit in the same car or room and don't say a word...they text. Then, they go home and whack off to internet porn.
I think that's the sad truth about why these kids are retards.
--Portland Ute
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For any lawyers on the board, if I trademark the phrase "nourish and strengthen our bodies" can I get some cash every time a Mormon blesses their food?Originally posted by Green Lantern View PostI always feel it slightly blasphemous when somebody blesses something like a dozen Krispy Kremes at a ward activity asking for them to "nourish and strengthen our bodies." God is powerful, but He has limits."The mind is not a boomerang. If you throw it too far it will not come back." ~ Tom McGuane
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Only if I can trademark the phrase, "we thank thee for the moisture we've received."Originally posted by Non Sequitur View PostFor any lawyers on the board, if I trademark the phrase "nourish and strengthen our bodies" can I get some cash every time a Mormon blesses their food?Visca Catalunya Lliure
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I was speaking with a customer service person on the phone one time. He mentioned that he had lived in Utah a few years back and thought it was strange how everyone called rain and snow "moisture". I got a good chuckle out of it.Originally posted by Tim View PostOnly if I can trademark the phrase, "we thank thee for the moisture we've received."Just try it once. One beer or one cigarette or one porno movie won't hurt. - Dallin H. Oaks
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Tim
Whenever I read your comment a second ago, it was like someone cut the lights on in my brain. It all makes sense."Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon
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I didn't like tired old verbiage of thanking the Lord for "moisture" very much either. I decided to live with it when one Sunday we had received about 8-10 inches and the widows and elderly had a really hard time getting to church. The thought occurred to me mid-prayer that it would be incongruous for me to thank the Lord for snow when it caused hardship for others. Somehow, thanking him for the moisture seems to soften the incongruity a bit.Originally posted by BlueHair View PostI was speaking with a customer service person on the phone one time. He mentioned that he had lived in Utah a few years back and thought it was strange how everyone called rain and snow "moisture". I got a good chuckle out of it.
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this made me laugh, well done cuz.Originally posted by SCcoug View PostI'm much more likely to bless it to be delicious than to be nutritious. I like to throw in non standard verbiage into the blessing over the food.Dio perdona tante cose per un’opera di misericordia
God forgives many things for an act of mercyAlessandro Manzoni
Knock it off. This board has enough problems without a dose of middle-age lechery.
pelagius
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I usually "bless the food and the people who labored in the fields to provide us with it" or something like that. Farmers need blessings more than my vain repetitions."Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon
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I also laugh when people bless refreshments to "nourish and strengthen us." I once heard someone say in a singles ward, "Bless these donuts that they will be tasty to us and help us socialize.""You know, I was looking at your shirt and your scarf and I was thinking that if you had leaned over, I could have seen everything." ~Trial Ad Judge
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hmm, I haven't asked a blessing on food in years, I only give thanks as I see that is the important thing. I don't eat food that isn't nutritious (at least at meal times) so I don't have faith that blessing it to be so will make it any more nutritious or special.Dio perdona tante cose per un’opera di misericordia
God forgives many things for an act of mercyAlessandro Manzoni
Knock it off. This board has enough problems without a dose of middle-age lechery.
pelagius
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Since when did food need a blessing anyway? Isn't the main point of the prayer to give thanks?"There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
"It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
"Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster
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It's called the blessing on the food, not the thanking for the food.Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View PostSince when did food need a blessing anyway? Isn't the main point of the prayer to give thanks?Give 'em Hell, Cougars!!!
For all this His anger is not turned away, but His hand is stretched out still.
Not long ago an obituary appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune that said the recently departed had "died doing what he enjoyed most—watching BYU lose."
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Personally, I prefer blessing the food and the hands of those who prepared it. Why waste blessings on their entire body when their hands did all the work?Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss
There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock
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