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  • Jeff Lebowski
    Corporate lackey for Jesus
    • Nov 2008
    • 69561

    #1

    2021 October General Conference

    Hmm... Lots of rumors about a big change coming this weekend.
    "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
    "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
    "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster
  • BigFatMeanie
    Senior Member
    • Nov 2008
    • 7101

    #2
    Namely?

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    • Jeff Lebowski
      Corporate lackey for Jesus
      • Nov 2008
      • 69561

      #3
      Originally posted by BigFatMeanie View Post
      Namely?
      No specifics. just smoke.

      For example:

      "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
      "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
      "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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      • Pelado
        Bald not naked
        • Sep 2010
        • 21106

        #4
        Start packing your things. We're heading to Jackson County.
        "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
        - Goatnapper'96

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        • Northwestcoug
          Cocked and Loaded
          • May 2011
          • 17951

          #5
          Originally posted by Pelado View Post
          Start packing your things. We're heading to Jackson County.
          Not all of us
          "...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
          "You are an intemperate, unscientific poster who makes light of very serious matters.”
          - SeattleUte

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          • Pelado
            Bald not naked
            • Sep 2010
            • 21106

            #6
            Originally posted by Northwestcoug View Post

            Not all of us
            Repent ye, for the kingdom of Heaven is at hand.
            "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
            - Goatnapper'96

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            • BigPiney
              Huge Member
              • Nov 2008
              • 12337

              #7
              What could be considered a "big change". I am having a hard time thinking what it could be.

              No weeknight activities would be awesome.

              Even shorter Sacrament meeting. Only 1 speaker.

              G's that don't suck.

              I know I am asking too much...

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              • Pelado
                Bald not naked
                • Sep 2010
                • 21106

                #8
                Originally posted by BigPiney View Post
                What could be considered a "big change".
                Going back to actual wine for the sacrament.
                "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
                - Goatnapper'96

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                • old_gregg
                  scaly man fish
                  • Nov 2009
                  • 16915

                  #9
                  if only we had a bunch of people here who would have attended these leadership training sessions
                  Te Occidere Possunt Sed Te Edere Non Possunt Nefas Est.

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                  • Pelado
                    Bald not naked
                    • Sep 2010
                    • 21106

                    #10
                    Originally posted by old_gregg View Post
                    if only we had a bunch of people here who would have attended these leadership training sessions
                    Don't look at me. I haven't even attended church for a week or two.
                    "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
                    - Goatnapper'96

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                    • Moliere
                      One man.....one pie
                      • Oct 2009
                      • 27822

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post

                      No specifics. just smoke.

                      For example:

                      Looks as credible as Tuxedo Yoda
                      "Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf

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                      • LVAllen
                        Senior Member
                        • Oct 2013
                        • 3245

                        #12
                        Got my cream soda ready for the GC Drinking Game.

                        1 sip for every reference to "covenant path." 1 for "Our Beloved Prophet," and 1 for every "even" dropped inappropriately for emphasis.

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                        • Pelado
                          Bald not naked
                          • Sep 2010
                          • 21106

                          #13
                          Any big announcements yet?
                          "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
                          - Goatnapper'96

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                          • Bo Diddley
                            Senior
                            • Jul 2012
                            • 18743

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post

                            No specifics. just smoke.

                            For example:

                            When I see things like this I assume someone is trying to set themselves up to claim they had inside knowledge after the fact.

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                            • BigFatMeanie
                              Senior Member
                              • Nov 2008
                              • 7101

                              #15
                              Yup, and when nothing happens they can still say, "Well, it got you to watch didn't it?". Lame.

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