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  • Originally posted by falafel View Post
    You weren't friends with me. I'm not on Facebook.
    I'm like LeBron James.
    -mpfunk

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    • Never before noticed the exquisite opening lyrics to the second verse of "He Is Risen":

      Come with high and holy hymning;
      Chant our Lord's triumphant lay.
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      "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
      - Goatnapper'96

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      • Originally posted by Pelado View Post
        Never before noticed the exquisite opening lyrics to the second verse of "He Is Risen":
        Yeesh. Are you trying to outdo Clack for the most inappropriate post of the week?
        "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
        "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
        "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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        • When I visit this board about once every few weeks, sometimes I just scroll around and admire how many tens of thousands of posts many of you have.

          Some of you will undoubtedly have more than one million posts on this board when all is said and done.

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          • Originally posted by ByronMarchant View Post
            When I visit this board about once every few weeks, sometimes I just scroll around and admire how many tens of thousands of posts many of you have.

            Some of you will undoubtedly have more than one million posts on this board when all is said and done.
            If you're correct in my case, at my current pace I'll live to be 136.

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            • Originally posted by PaloAltoCougar View Post
              If you're correct in my case, at my current pace I'll live to be 136.
              Unless you're on an exponential pace, you'll have to live a lot longer than that.

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              • Originally posted by Bo Diddley View Post
                Unless you're on an exponential pace, you'll have to live a lot longer than that.
                Ha! I was thinking 100K. Even better, though.

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                • I'm thinking of starting a separate profile so I can pretend I haven't posted as much as I have.

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                  • Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
                    Yeesh. Are you trying to outdo Clack for the most inappropriate post of the week?
                    What do I win?

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                    "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
                    - Goatnapper'96

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                    • Originally posted by Pelado View Post
                      Never before noticed the exquisite opening lyrics to the second verse of "He Is Risen":



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                      Get off my Lawn....

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                      • Originally posted by Omaha 680 View Post
                        I'm thinking of starting a separate profile so I can pretend I haven't posted as much as I have.
                        Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

                        Dig your own grave, and save!

                        "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

                        "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

                        GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                        • Someone wondered how the people in Schevham all heard about Dinahs rape before Facebook. News spread. I wondered why Jacob loved Joseph more or favored him at least. I wondered if Bishops accusers would be compared to Potiphers wife. Wasn,t mentioned though. If what he did was unfortunately true. Sad for anyone to be victim of sex crimes. Then again there is always Potiphers wives too who ruin people's lives. Didn,t mention Simeon and Levi circumsizing village then kicking shit out of community. Jacob was pissed at them regardless of what they did to Dinah.

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                          • is it normal for high priests to never stfu in quorum meetings
                            Te Occidere Possunt Sed Te Edere Non Possunt Nefas Est.

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                            • Originally posted by old_gregg View Post
                              is it normal for high priests to never stfu in quorum meetings
                              Not sure. #primary4ever
                              I'm like LeBron James.
                              -mpfunk

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                              • Originally posted by old_gregg View Post
                                is it normal for high priests to never stfu in quorum meetings
                                Yes. Very normal.
                                "Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf

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