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  • Originally posted by Eddie View Post
    Just glad to know that as long as you aren't alone, it isn't cheating!

    So - when my wife isn't interested, does the dog count as far as not really being alone?
    You are one sick puppy.

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    • Originally posted by BigFatMeanie View Post
      This time the presentation was done by the Bishopric and was better than last time, but I'm quickly growing tired of the topic.
      So continuing to talk about pornography gets less interesting each time you hear about it. Sounds kind of like....pornography.
      "...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
      "You are an intemperate, unscientific poster who makes light of very serious matters.”
      - SeattleUte

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      • Originally posted by Northwestcoug View Post
        So continuing to talk about pornography gets less interesting each time you hear about it. Sounds kind of like....pornography.
        Which means you need to hear more about pornography to get your fix.
        Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

        "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

        GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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        • Originally posted by falafel View Post
          Which means you need to hear more about pornography to get your fix.
          The church leaders are addicted to talking about porn, and some members are addicted to the 5th Sunday 3rd hour combined meetings. They both need help to break the cycle!
          "...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
          "You are an intemperate, unscientific poster who makes light of very serious matters.”
          - SeattleUte

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          • Originally posted by Northwestcoug View Post
            The church leaders are addicted to talking about porn, and some members are addicted to the 5th Sunday 3rd hour combined meetings. They both need help to break the cycle!
            Not all church leaders.
            "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
            "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
            "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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            • Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
              Not all church leaders.
              I'm glad you have a good Stake President.
              I'm like LeBron James.
              -mpfunk

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              • I can't remember the last time I heard a lesson or a talk about pornography in church. It's been years.

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                • Originally posted by Bo Diddley View Post
                  I can't remember the last time I heard a lesson or a talk about pornography in church. It's been years.
                  Flystripper could probably make the same claim.

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                  "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
                  - Goatnapper'96

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                  • Originally posted by Pelado View Post
                    Flystripper could probably make the same claim.

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                    So can SU.
                    τὸν ἥλιον ἀνατέλλοντα πλείονες ἢ δυόμενον προσκυνοῦσιν

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                    • Originally posted by Pelado View Post
                      Flystripper could probably make the same claim.

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                      Not while he slumbered...
                      "Guitar groups are on their way out, Mr Epstein."

                      Upon rejecting the Beatles, Dick Rowe told Brian Epstein of the January 1, 1962 audition for Decca, which signed Brian Poole and the Tremeloes instead.

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                      • It's happening!

                        LDS Church to no longer participate in Varsity, Venture Scouting
                        https://www.ksl.com/?sid=44204644


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                        I told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.

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                        • Originally posted by Dwight Schr-ute View Post
                          It's happening!

                          LDS Church to no longer participate in Varsity, Venture Scouting
                          https://www.ksl.com/?sid=44204644


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                          Recently, the BSA has considered allowing girls into the Scouting program but has yet to make a decision. The LDS Church said it will continue to maintain its affiliation with the BSA and that Thursday’s decision was made before the church learned about the potential policy change to allow girls.
                          LOL... the church doesn't have anybody left the BSA National Executive Board?
                          "If there is one thing I am, it's always right." -Ted Nugent.
                          "I honestly believe saying someone is a smart lawyer is damning with faint praise. The smartest people become engineers and scientists." -SU.
                          "Yet I still see wisdom in that which Uncle Ted posts." -creek.
                          GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                          • Originally posted by Uncle Ted View Post
                            LOL... the church doesn't have anybody left the BSA National Executive Board?
                            Well, there's Charles Dahlquist, former GYMP. There's also another fellow, goes by the name of Monson, but he's been sick lately. Even had a recent hospitalization.

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                            • Originally posted by LVAllen View Post
                              Well, there's Charles Dahlquist, former GYMP. There's also another fellow, goes by the name of Monson, but he's been sick lately. Even had a recent hospitalization.

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                              President Monson isn't on the board anymore. He did serve there for something like 45 years or so. I believe President Eyering is now the board for the church now. I think President Monson not being on the board made this decision possible.
                              A man who views the world the same at fifty as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life. - Mohammad Ali

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                              • Does that mean our kids have until their 14 to get their eagle or their out?

                                I'm confused at what this means.
                                Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

                                "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

                                GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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