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Originally posted by DrumNFeather
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In Stake Conference President discussed sabbath and temple with dress and behavior there. Italian ga then said every day is sabbath to Russell M Nelson. Then said Thursday highlight as that is when the twelve go to the temple. He hoped to be involved in Italian Temple dedication, but would not be disappnted after Dieters talk. I missed yesterday's sessions.Comment
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For as long as I participated in choir, the altos were a breed apart. Baritones also, but altos were always the coveted class.hiComment
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I learned in church today
Sister Missionary sez: the Atonement is like bowling.Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss
There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese. --Coach FinstockComment
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Lemme guess: Jesus helps you with the 7-10 split.Originally posted by Donuthole View Post"...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
"You are an intemperate, unscientific poster who makes light of very serious matters.”
- SeattleUteComment
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No matter how badly you roll, the machine resets the pins and you get to start fresh. Yes?Originally posted by Donuthole View PostPLesa excuse the tpyos.Comment
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Originally posted by Donuthole View PostIt's more fun if you don't take it seriously?
Be leery of people who claim to be experts?"More crazy people to Provo go than to any other town in the state."
-- Iron County Record. 23 August, 1912. (http://chroniclingamerica.loc.gov/lc...23/ed-1/seq-4/)Comment
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We had a two-hour anti-porn meeting for the second and third hours today. All adults that weren't teaching primary and any youth 12 or over. The content was largely based off the FightTheNewDrug content with some LDS-specific stuff thrown in.
I didn't really have a problem with the topic or the content but the presenter was horrible. He's one of those guys that travels all over giving anti-porn seminars in ward/stakes across the country. He spoke so fast that I could hardly understand him - like he was trying to squeeze 4 hours of content into 2 and thought, "If I just talk really really fast I can cut the time in half!". Everyone once in a while he would slow down for emphasis.
He said he had given the presentation many times and I believe him - it felt like he had given it about 10,000 times with how fast he blazed. He needs to find a new sideline/hobby because he sucks at presenting the topic.Comment
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Only if it's bumper bowling.Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk"Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. UchtdorfComment
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Yeah, I guess the stake had arranged for this guy to speak with every ward in the stake over the next month-ish. So it was our turn this week. This guy also did the same two hour meeting for the ward that met at 9:00 before us. Talking about porn for 4 straight hours, at the pace he kept up, is mind-boggling to me.Originally posted by BigPiney View PostComment
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That sounds horrible, BFM.
Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk"There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
"It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
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I told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.Comment
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I'm guessing there wasn't much time left over for interesting questions.Originally posted by BigFatMeanie View Post
Sent from my iPhone using TapatalkI told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.Comment
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