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  • Originally posted by falafel View Post
    Said in a young women's lesion with regard to sexual purity: "be a temple, not a visitors center."
    Thus the lesions?
    I told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.

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    • I learned in church today

      I learned today that, starting in January, the parishioners of my current ward will have to drive by our current chapel (and about six more) to travel for weekly worship services because our current building is over utilized and another building 25 minutes away is under utilized. Fortunately, we move out in a month.

      Press forward Saints.
      Last edited by Dwight Schr-ute; 11-15-2015, 04:59 PM.
      I told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.

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      • Originally posted by Dwight Schr-ute View Post
        I learned today that, starting in January, the parishioners of my current ward will have to drive by our current chapel (and about six more) to travel for weekly worship services because our current building is over utilized and another building 25 minutes away is under utilized. Fortunately, we move out in a month.

        Press forward Saints.
        bro your pioneer ancestors stopped to dig holes in the frozen ground to bury their loved ones after fleeing angry mobs and an extermination order on foot. i think you'll be ok.
        Te Occidere Possunt Sed Te Edere Non Possunt Nefas Est.

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        • Originally posted by old_gregg View Post
          bro your pioneer ancestors stopped to dig holes in the frozen ground to bury their loved ones after fleeing angry mobs and an extermination order on foot. i think you'll be ok.
          You sometimes try to hard to get DDD and junkie to laugh.
          Get confident, stupid
          -landpoke

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          • Originally posted by HuskyFreeNorthwest View Post
            You sometimes try to hard to get DDD and junkie to laugh.
            i'm not joking.
            Te Occidere Possunt Sed Te Edere Non Possunt Nefas Est.

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            • Originally posted by falafel View Post
              Said in a young women's lesion with regard to sexual purity: "be a temple, not a visitors center."
              Servicing 100,000 people in a wide geographical area?

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              • Originally posted by falafel View Post
                Said in a young women's lesion with regard to sexual purity: "be a temple, not a visitors center."
                That's been around for who knows how long. I remember hearing that in a sac talk when I was an undergrad. It killed.
                Fitter. Happier. More Productive.

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                • I learned from the bishop that if you share your doubts that you could harm others' testimonies and become a spiritual murderer.
                  "Friendship is the grand fundamental principle of Mormonism" - Joseph Smith Jr.

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                  • Originally posted by Sullyute View Post
                    I learned from the bishop that if you share your doubts that you could harm others' testimonies and become a spiritual murderer.
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                    I told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.

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                    • Originally posted by LVAllen View Post
                      Servicing 100,000 people in a wide geographical area?
                      The visitors center brings lots of people to the church who might not otherwise have been interested. Eventually some of those people even make it to the temple. In reality, we need both visitors centers and temples.
                      Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

                      Dig your own grave, and save!

                      "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

                      "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

                      GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                      • Originally posted by Dwight Schr-ute View Post
                        I learned today that, starting in January, the parishioners of my current ward will have to drive by our current chapel (and about six more) to travel for weekly worship services because our current building is over utilized and another building 25 minutes away is under utilized. Fortunately, we move out in a month.

                        Press forward Saints.
                        We did that for about a year - traveling from Trop and Town Center to Rainbow and Twain. Sucked. Now I have two different buildings within 3 minutes of my house.
                        Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

                        Dig your own grave, and save!

                        "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

                        "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

                        GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                        • Originally posted by Dwight Schr-ute View Post
                          I learned today that, starting in January, the parishioners of my current ward will have to drive by our current chapel (and about six more) to travel for weekly worship services because our current building is over utilized and another building 25 minutes away is under utilized. Fortunately, we move out in a month.

                          Press forward Saints.
                          Been there. For a while we were going to a building that was the fourth closest to our house, 30 minutes away.

                          Then they built one 8 minutes away, and I have been happy ever since.

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                          • Originally posted by Clark Addison View Post
                            Been there. For a while we were going to a building that was the fourth closest to our house, 30 minutes away.

                            Then they built one 8 minutes away, and I have been happy ever since.
                            There are no less than five churches closer to us than the one we go to in North Orem. We drive a whopping five minutes to get to church.

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                            • Originally posted by Bo Diddley View Post
                              There are no less than five churches closer to us than the one we go to in North Orem. We drive a whopping five minutes to get to church.
                              We drive by no less than five churches to get to our chapel. It takes us around 15 minutes depending on the traffic. None of those churches we pass are LDS, however.
                              "If there is one thing I am, it's always right." -Ted Nugent.
                              "I honestly believe saying someone is a smart lawyer is damning with faint praise. The smartest people become engineers and scientists." -SU.
                              "Yet I still see wisdom in that which Uncle Ted posts." -creek.
                              GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                              • Originally posted by falafel View Post
                                Said in a young women's lesion with regard to sexual purity: "be a temple, not a visitors center."
                                Lesion and sexual purity in the same sentence...
                                Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them down people's throats.
                                - Howard Aiken

                                Any sufficiently complicated platform contains an ad hoc, informally-specified, bug-ridden, slow implementation of half of a functional programming language.
                                - Variation on Greenspun's Tenth Rule

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