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  • #6346
    Originally posted by Eddie View Post
    Our Sunday School teacher's son just returned from his mission. On the flight home he had a layover in Atlanta, where he and the 3 elders traveling with him ran into Elder Bednar.

    Elder Bednar gave them some advice - which primarily focused on not looking back. You have to keep looking and moving forward.

    After hitting on that for a few minutes, he gave them one last bit of bonus advice before sending them on their way: "Don't grow a beard".
    Sounds like you take the good with the bad when it comes to advice.
    Get confident, stupid
    -landpoke

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    • #6347
      Originally posted by HuskyFreeNorthwest View Post
      Sounds like you take the good with the bad when it comes to advice.

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      • #6348
        Sounds like Bed doesnt have access to the Delta Sky Club lounge.
        Fitter. Happier. More Productive.
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        • #6349
          Originally posted by HuskyFreeNorthwest View Post
          Sounds like you take the good with the bad when it comes to advice.
          Ha. The wicked take the truth to be hard...
          "...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
          "You are an intemperate, unscientific poster who makes light of very serious matters.”
          - SeattleUte

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          • #6350
            Originally posted by BigPiney View Post
            Natalie was the hot one, right?
            Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

            Dig your own grave, and save!

            "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

            "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

            GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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            • #6351
              No, that was Joe.
              "It's devastating, because we lost to a team that's not even in the Pac-12. To lose to Utah State is horrible." - John White IV

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              • #6352
                To each their own- I only had eyes for Blair, though.
                "I'm anti, can't no government handle a commando / Your man don't want it, Trump's a bitch! I'll make his whole brand go under,"

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                • #6353
                  I think it was Jo, not Joe.

                  Blair was the hottest one, definitely. Also, Mrs. Garrett.
                  Fitter. Happier. More Productive.
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                  • #6354
                    Having said that, Tootie was a foil for Will Smith in one of my favorite episodes of Fresh Prince..
                    "I'm anti, can't no government handle a commando / Your man don't want it, Trump's a bitch! I'll make his whole brand go under,"

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                    • #6355
                      My ward can now pay tithing online!

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                      • #6356
                        Originally posted by falafel View Post
                        Natalie was the hot one, right?
                        Originally posted by kccougar View Post
                        No, that was Joe.
                        Originally posted by Commando View Post
                        To each their own- I only had eyes for Blair, though.
                        Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
                        I think it was Jo, not Joe.

                        Blair was the hottest one, definitely. Also, Mrs. Garrett.
                        http://www.hulu.com/watch/789061
                        Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

                        Dig your own grave, and save!

                        "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

                        "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

                        GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                        • #6357
                          Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
                          I think it was Jo, not Joe.

                          Blair was the hottest one, definitely. Also, Mrs. Garrett.
                          Originally posted by falafel View Post
                          Natalie was the hot one, right?
                          Originally posted by kccougar View Post
                          No, that was Joe.
                          Originally posted by Commando View Post
                          To each their own- I only had eyes for Blair, though.
                          Blair = high maintenance.

                          Jo = car maintenance.

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                          • #6358
                            Originally posted by SandYFan View Post
                            My ward can now pay tithing online!
                            I just received this email as well.

                            Yay!

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                            • #6359
                              Originally posted by Eddie View Post
                              I just received this email as well.

                              Yay!


                              At least I still have bill pay setup.
                              "Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf

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                              • #6360
                                Originally posted by Moliere View Post


                                At least I still have bill pay setup.
                                Ha!

                                Let's be honest. This isn't about ME being able to pay online. Nice? Sure. But NBD in the grand scheme of things.

                                This is really about me gaining a little bit of my Sunday after church back.

                                Yay!

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