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I learned in church today
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I learned that when the resurrected Jesus met with his disciples (in Acts 1), he taught them the temple ceremony. When I asked for a reference, he said, "Hugh Nibley".
I take it as a good sign that there were many people in Sunday school who openly scoffed at the idea."...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
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Since about September 8, 2009.Originally posted by UtahDan View PostThis is my new favorite. How long have we had this?
Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.
Dig your own grave, and save!
"The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American
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GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!
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You seem to be agreeing with me. Anything passes for a lesson.Originally posted by mUUser View PostSince when? One of the favorite activities of church members is to bitch & moan about somebody else's lesson, talk, or testimony.
Doesn't make it a good lesson, though. Hence, the complaining.Fitter. Happier. More Productive.
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A guy gave a talk in Sac Meeting yesterday about his pioneer heritage that ended up in the mormon colonies down in Mexico. It was a lively talk and he extolled how fantastic this strain of members were by pointing out the number of mission presidents and GAs they had produced.
A nice follow-up talk would have discussed the correlation between the number of mission presidents and GAs produced in various LDS populations and polygamist ancestry. As it was, polygamy was never mentioned in this guy's talk (he doesn't have an obligation to say anything about it), but he kept on talking about how faithful and obedient these particular 19th century Saints were and how they were willing to go all the way down to Mexico under direction from the church.Part of it is based on academic grounds. Among major conferences, the Pac-10 is the best academically, largely because of Stanford, Cal and UCLA. “Colorado is on a par with Oregon,” he said. “Utah isn’t even in the picture.”
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Speaking of pioneer day, has anybody heard from FM lately? I worry that he may have faced an angry mob or two yesterday.Originally posted by Color Me Badd Fan View PostA guy gave a talk in Sac Meeting yesterday about his pioneer heritage that ended up in the mormon colonies down in Mexico. It was a lively talk and he extolled how fantastic this strain of members were by pointing out the number of mission presidents and GAs they had produced.
A nice follow-up talk would have discussed the correlation between the number of mission presidents and GAs produced in various LDS populations and polygamist ancestry. As it was, polygamy was never mentioned in this guy's talk (he doesn't have an obligation to say anything about it), but he kept on talking about how faithful and obedient these particular 19th century Saints were and how they were willing to go all the way down to Mexico under direction from the church.Awesomeness now has a name. Let me introduce myself.
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He's here. He wants to know about your youthful enjoyment of abandoned buildings.Originally posted by nikuman View PostSpeaking of pioneer day, has anybody heard from FM lately? I worry that he may have faced an angry mob or two yesterday.Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.
Dig your own grave, and save!
"The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American
"I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally
GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!
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LOL. I was on my best behavior. I even went home teaching and taught a pioneer day lesson. And when one of the families brought up all their storied pioneer ancestors, I even refrained from referring to myself as a 2nd class Mormon.Originally posted by nikuman View PostSpeaking of pioneer day, has anybody heard from FM lately? I worry that he may have faced an angry mob or two yesterday."It's true that everything happens for a reason. Just remember that sometimes that reason is that you did something really, really, stupid."
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I asked a GD teacher for a reference once and he said, "Bruce R. McConkie, Mormon Doctrine."Originally posted by Northwestcoug View PostI learned that when the resurrected Jesus met with his disciples (in Acts 1), he taught them the temple ceremony. When I asked for a reference, he said, "Hugh Nibley".
I take it as a good sign that there were many people in Sunday school who openly scoffed at the idea.
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I got a text message from my EQP at 8:57 A.M., literally 3 minutes before Sacrament Meeting, asking me to pinch hit for a lesson. It was a teachings of our time lesson from April Conference (Face the Future with Faith) from Russell M. Nelson no less. What a bland and homogenized address.
I really had to stretch and draw on a lot of personal reflections in order to fill the time appropriately and give the topic justice. We had around 20+ in attendance too, practically a new record for my ward.
Overall it was a good experience. Good thing I lengthened my stride years ago...
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There is a straight line between this and the belief in Joseph's time among Free Masons that the craft originated in Solomon's temple. The idea that Jesus was a Free Mason was part of that.Originally posted by scottie View PostI asked a GD teacher for a reference once and he said, "Bruce R. McConkie, Mormon Doctrine."
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Originally posted by UtahDan View PostThere is a straight line between this and the belief in Joseph's time among Free Masons that the craft originated in Solomon's temple. The idea that Jesus was a Free Mason was part of that.
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