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  • UtahDan
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    • Nov 2008
    • 14496

    #541
    Originally posted by Surfah View Post
    I wish that I could have had someone like you, SEIQ, or several others here to refer to. I was ready to just take it on myself as I have no problem talking about those kinds of things, but thankfully the ward clerk who is a pretty bright guy volunteered.
    You've got my number, don't you?

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    • Surfah
      Where's Wallace?
      • Nov 2008
      • 33726

      #542
      Originally posted by UtahDan View Post
      You've got my number, don't you?
      You want to teach the new members?
      "Nobody listens to Turtle."
      -Turtle
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      • UtahDan
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        • Nov 2008
        • 14496

        #543
        Originally posted by Surfah View Post
        You want to teach the new members?
        It was a joke.

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        • Northwestcoug
          Cocked and Loaded
          • May 2011
          • 17948

          #544
          I learned that when the resurrected Jesus met with his disciples (in Acts 1), he taught them the temple ceremony. When I asked for a reference, he said, "Hugh Nibley".

          I take it as a good sign that there were many people in Sunday school who openly scoffed at the idea.
          "...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
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          • mUUser
            Giggity
            • Jul 2009
            • 1142

            #545
            Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
            Anything passes for a lesson, for better or worse, so it isn't that hard to do for crying out loud.
            Since when? One of the favorite activities of church members is to bitch & moan about somebody else's lesson, talk, or testimony.

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            • falafel
              loves to talk on things
              • Mar 2009
              • 37906

              #546
              Originally posted by UtahDan View Post
              This is my new favorite. How long have we had this?
              Since about September 8, 2009.

              Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

              Dig your own grave, and save!

              "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

              "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

              GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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              • TripletDaddy
                sweet triple
                • Nov 2008
                • 58186

                #547
                Originally posted by mUUser View Post
                Since when? One of the favorite activities of church members is to bitch & moan about somebody else's lesson, talk, or testimony.
                You seem to be agreeing with me. Anything passes for a lesson.

                Doesn't make it a good lesson, though. Hence, the complaining.
                Fitter. Happier. More Productive.

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                • Color Me Badd Fan
                  Senior Member
                  • Jan 2009
                  • 12519

                  #548
                  A guy gave a talk in Sac Meeting yesterday about his pioneer heritage that ended up in the mormon colonies down in Mexico. It was a lively talk and he extolled how fantastic this strain of members were by pointing out the number of mission presidents and GAs they had produced.

                  A nice follow-up talk would have discussed the correlation between the number of mission presidents and GAs produced in various LDS populations and polygamist ancestry. As it was, polygamy was never mentioned in this guy's talk (he doesn't have an obligation to say anything about it), but he kept on talking about how faithful and obedient these particular 19th century Saints were and how they were willing to go all the way down to Mexico under direction from the church.
                  Part of it is based on academic grounds. Among major conferences, the Pac-10 is the best academically, largely because of Stanford, Cal and UCLA. “Colorado is on a par with Oregon,” he said. “Utah isn’t even in the picture.”

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                  • Pheidippides
                    Liberal Feminazi
                    • Nov 2008
                    • 14759

                    #549
                    Originally posted by Color Me Badd Fan View Post
                    A guy gave a talk in Sac Meeting yesterday about his pioneer heritage that ended up in the mormon colonies down in Mexico. It was a lively talk and he extolled how fantastic this strain of members were by pointing out the number of mission presidents and GAs they had produced.

                    A nice follow-up talk would have discussed the correlation between the number of mission presidents and GAs produced in various LDS populations and polygamist ancestry. As it was, polygamy was never mentioned in this guy's talk (he doesn't have an obligation to say anything about it), but he kept on talking about how faithful and obedient these particular 19th century Saints were and how they were willing to go all the way down to Mexico under direction from the church.
                    Speaking of pioneer day, has anybody heard from FM lately? I worry that he may have faced an angry mob or two yesterday.
                    Awesomeness now has a name. Let me introduce myself.

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                    • falafel
                      loves to talk on things
                      • Mar 2009
                      • 37906

                      #550
                      Originally posted by nikuman View Post
                      Speaking of pioneer day, has anybody heard from FM lately? I worry that he may have faced an angry mob or two yesterday.
                      He's here. He wants to know about your youthful enjoyment of abandoned buildings.
                      Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

                      Dig your own grave, and save!

                      "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

                      "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

                      GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                      • FMCoug
                        Senior Member
                        • Nov 2008
                        • 6825

                        #551
                        Originally posted by nikuman View Post
                        Speaking of pioneer day, has anybody heard from FM lately? I worry that he may have faced an angry mob or two yesterday.
                        LOL. I was on my best behavior. I even went home teaching and taught a pioneer day lesson. And when one of the families brought up all their storied pioneer ancestors, I even refrained from referring to myself as a 2nd class Mormon.
                        "It's true that everything happens for a reason. Just remember that sometimes that reason is that you did something really, really, stupid."

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                        • scottie
                          Junior Member
                          • Nov 2008
                          • 5247

                          #552
                          Originally posted by Northwestcoug View Post
                          I learned that when the resurrected Jesus met with his disciples (in Acts 1), he taught them the temple ceremony. When I asked for a reference, he said, "Hugh Nibley".

                          I take it as a good sign that there were many people in Sunday school who openly scoffed at the idea.
                          I asked a GD teacher for a reference once and he said, "Bruce R. McConkie, Mormon Doctrine."

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                          • SportUTE
                            Newb
                            • Apr 2011
                            • 157

                            #553
                            I got a text message from my EQP at 8:57 A.M., literally 3 minutes before Sacrament Meeting, asking me to pinch hit for a lesson. It was a teachings of our time lesson from April Conference (Face the Future with Faith) from Russell M. Nelson no less. What a bland and homogenized address.

                            I really had to stretch and draw on a lot of personal reflections in order to fill the time appropriately and give the topic justice. We had around 20+ in attendance too, practically a new record for my ward.

                            Overall it was a good experience. Good thing I lengthened my stride years ago...
                            Last edited by SportUTE; 07-25-2011, 04:41 PM.

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                            • UtahDan
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                              • Nov 2008
                              • 14496

                              #554
                              Originally posted by scottie View Post
                              I asked a GD teacher for a reference once and he said, "Bruce R. McConkie, Mormon Doctrine."
                              There is a straight line between this and the belief in Joseph's time among Free Masons that the craft originated in Solomon's temple. The idea that Jesus was a Free Mason was part of that.

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                              • LA Ute
                                Receiver of Memory
                                • Nov 2008
                                • 19512

                                #555
                                Originally posted by UtahDan View Post
                                There is a straight line between this and the belief in Joseph's time among Free Masons that the craft originated in Solomon's temple. The idea that Jesus was a Free Mason was part of that.

                                “There is a great deal of difference in believing something still, and believing it again.”
                                ― W.H. Auden


                                "God made the angels to show His splendour - as He made animals for innocence and plants for their simplicity. But men and women He made to serve Him wittily, in the tangle of their minds."
                                -- Robert Bolt, A Man for All Seasons


                                "It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye."
                                --Antoine de Saint-Exupery

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