I learned in church today

[Dwight Schr-ute]

Sometimes I think you are just chumming for inappropriate punch lines.

I doubt Triplet would feel comfortable chumming in front of the Savior.

[YOhio]

Sometimes I think you are just chumming for inappropriate punch lines.

I agree and just don't think it's so funny anymore, creekster.

[Pheidippides]

I doubt Triplet would feel comfortable chumming in front of the Savior.

[TripletDaddy]

Sometimes I think you are just chumming for inappropriate punch lines.

I'm a bit like Sooner in that I'm not making up this stuff. I'm a bit unlike Sooner in that I don't mind people asking me if I am ok after a traumatic event.

[Jeff Lebowski]

lol. Stoner Jesus. Need to bookmark that one.

[Pheidippides]

lol. Stoner Jesus. Need to bookmark that one.

It's circulating the exmo crowd as Orgasm Jesus.

[Bruiserstone]

It's circulating the exmo crowd as Orgasm Jesus.

I read some guys comment a couple of days ago on Facebook. He said he did not think it was appropriate talking about the picture even if Jesus did have, quote "an O face"! Amen brother!

[Pheidippides]

I read some guys comment a couple of days ago on Facebook. He said he did not think it was appropriate talking about the picture even if Jesus did have, quote "an O face"! Amen brother!

I don't think it's a commentary on Jesus so much as an oblivious artist. But, out of general respect for all here, I have chosen not to share the outrageous, sacrilegious and uproariously hilarious comments from a certain Facebook feed.

[Bruiserstone]

I don't think it's a commentary on Jesus so much as an oblivious artist. But, out of general respect for all here, I have chosen not to share the outrageous, sacrilegious and uproariously hilarious comments from a certain Facebook feed.

In my mind Jesus has a sense humor and looks at this picture and laughs too.

[creekster]

In my mind Jesus has a sense humor and looks at this picture and laughs too.

This is something I have wondered about. Most humor reliues on surprise of one sort or another (unexpected, etc.) If you are omniscient how could you find anything funny? You'd already know the punch line.

[TripletDaddy]

This is something I have wondered about. Most humor reliues on surprise of one sort or another (unexpected, etc.) If you are omniscient how could you find anything funny? You'd already know the punch line.

nah, there is still a lot of funny stuff out there.

[creekster]

nah, there is still a lot of funny stuff out there.

I knew you would say that.

[Eddie]

I knew you would say that.

Sometimes knowing how things are going to end make it even MORE funny. I can't tell you the number of times one of my kids (especially when they were younger) started something that I knew was going to end badly, and unless there was risk of harm to them I found it pretty funny quite often.

[Color Me Badd Fan]

After attending relief society a couple weeks ago, my wife told me "did you know there's a 61% divorce rate in Utah."

...bullshit detector sounds off...

Apparently she heard it in relief society. I've heard varying statistics but they seem to mostly be around the 45% range, that's nationwide. Utah actually has a lower divorce rate than the country in general, though I think we're just talking about a few points. When you parse it out further and look at just first marriages, I think the divorce rate is below 40%. The rate is moderately higher for second marriages, I believe in the mid 50s. But then there's a group of people that just can't get enough of being a serial spouse, those that are on their third marriage+ have something like a 75% rate.

Another notch in that "wine during the Savior's time was actually just grape juice" belt, I guess.

[byu71]

After attending relief society a couple weeks ago, my wife told me "did you know there's a 61% divorce rate in Utah."

...bullshit detector sounds off...

Apparently she heard it in relief society. I've heard varying statistics but they seem to mostly be around the 45% range, that's nationwide. Utah actually has a lower divorce rate than the country in general, though I think we're just talking about a few points. When you parse it out further and look at just first marriages, I think the divorce rate is below 40%. The rate is moderately higher for second marriages, I believe in the mid 50s. But then there's a group of people that just can't get enough of being a serial spouse, those that are on their third marriage+ have something like a 75% rate.

Another notch in that "wine during the Savior's time was actually just grape juice" belt, I guess.

I wonder what the divorce rate is for those that met their spouse at a church sponsored dance.